R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

[cocobutter333]

Chuc played PR:ARMA2 and PR:0.95 at the same time and it was good

[200rabbits]

probability of a chuc fact thread resurgance = 1 / (k * chuc's awesomeness )

Don't bother doing that on a calculator, you can't put "x * infinity" in without getting an error.

[HeXeY]

probability of a chuc fact thread resurgance = 1 / (k * chuc's awesomeness )

Don't bother doing that on a calculator, you can't put "x * infinity" in without getting an error.

I tried, and it showed 1337%

[Dev1200]

Chuc spawned at the enemy main, took your apache, and killed everyone with it.


With hellfires.

[goguapsy]

Chuc spawned at the enemy main, took your apache, and killed everyone with it.


With hellfires.

Which, of course, were lazer-guided by his eyes.

[Dev1200]

Which, of course, were lazer-guided by his eyes.

He was on the ground laser guiding the missile from his helicopter which he was in, in the air.

[AriX17]

US Soldiers in Iraq & Afganistan don't use body armor.They just dress T-shirts with picture of Chuc Norris - its protect theme from bullets and RPG's)

[goguapsy]

US Soldiers in Iraq & Afganistan don't use body armor.They just dress T-shirts with picture of Chuc Norris - it makes bullets and RPG's work like a boomerang

Corrected

[HeXeY]

He was on the ground laser guiding the missile from his helicopter which he was in, in the air.

And he was 6 km from the target on foot, and 7 km from the target in the helicopter in the other direction, 6000 feet up

[sweedensniiperr]

chuc ties his shoes iwth fastropes

[Wh33lman]

When Chuck Norris kills you in PR, You actually feel the need to thank him via mumble.

no stealing from "The Most Interestering Man in the World". make your own.

although some say that R-DEV Chuc is indeed the most interestering man in the world, and that he naturally faces magnetic north.

all we know is that hes to blame when it comes to long load times.

because his animations are so epic.

[steve_06-07]

When Chuck Norris kills you in PR, You actually feel the need to thank him via mumble.

no stealing from "The Most Interestering Man in the World". make your own.

Chuc Norris Roundhoused kicked "the most interesting man in the world" now he's the most least interesting woman to ever exist.

[mezlay2]

I DID IT I KILLED CHUC!!!!!

[Deadfast]

I DID IT I KILLED CHUC!!!!!

[ZondaX15]

Chuc hurts the dome of death.

[Imchicken1]

In soviet russia...
Never mind. Chuc still does all that

Chuc Norris doesn't call on CAS for support. CAS calls on Chuc for support

[200rabbits]

The UN gave in and let the Russians have the Father Of All Bombs when the Russians pointed out that "иo oиэ wаитs тo эvэи iмagiиэ wнaт Cнцc coцld мod iитo ЯL if нэ was рissэd off" and that it wasn't fair.

[wondr]

good read

[JohnnyTheIED]

no stealing from "The Most Interestering Man in the World". make your own.

although some say that R-DEV Chuc is indeed the most interestering man in the world, and that he naturally faces magnetic north.

all we know is that hes to blame when it comes to long load times.

because his animations are so epic.

In case you didnt notice, most of these ads *most interesting man in the world* actualy use already known punchlines. lol.


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Hans Zimmer produced the track Time, from the Inception soundtrack, while looking at R-DEV Chuc pictures.

While John Murphy produced Surface of the sun and In the House in a heartbeat while looking at R-DEV Chuc Gameplay footage.

[Wh33lman]

Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field, and that because the DEV's rigged a phone vote, he now has a new name. All we know is, he's called Cuddles.

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