can someone tell the noobs this isnt project vanilla

Major._Spork · Post by **Major._Spork** » 2007-04-07 21:29

um..... with vanilla noobs... either shoot em..... tell em to play singleplayer or just create a LAN server... or do somthing.....

Woody · Post by **Woody** » 2007-04-07 22:39

The best thing is watching a noob literally run around a tank 20 times trying to get in...I wish I got that on fraps

Kenny · Post by **Kenny** » 2007-04-07 23:07

Maverick--113 wrote:
"Whats voip?"

LOL I've been playing this mod for over a year and I still dont know what it is and how to use it.

So don't be so harsh even though it is a nOob question.

Simio1337 · Post by **Simio1337** » 2007-04-07 23:13

noob1:Why can't I see my crosshair?

noob1 has been disconnected from the server

youm0nt · Post by **youm0nt** » 2007-04-07 23:19

Well, the best thing to do to help out the noobs of PR, is, well, to help them out... They're only going to get better at the mod when others help them...

charliegrs · Post by **charliegrs** » 2007-04-08 05:44

yes i agree we need as many players as we can get so its good to help the noobs. we were all noobs at one time. although some of us actually read the guide before we go to a server

but its pretty funny how frustrated they get sometimes when they die 10 seconds after trying to be a APC gunner

Woody · Post by **Woody** » 2007-04-08 07:04

Yeah really, if we just sit here all day and insult them, they'll probably get worse lol.

Desertfox · Post by **Desertfox** » 2007-04-08 07:07

I had a good one earlier

"i dont understand this mode why vehicule dont go when I go in ?"

Desertfox · Post by **Desertfox** » 2007-04-08 07:34

This one just happened a couple minutes ago.

"How do I get pilot spawn"

I replied
"Get in a squad > go to a flag > T >"

I then see him get in a blackhawk so type "Your going to die" 10 seconds later he dies.

LMAO, JUST TWO SECONDS AGO HE GETS IN WITH A PILOT KITS AND TRIES TO TAKE OFF AND RUNS ME OVER WHILE DOING FLIPS LMAO!!!!

I shouldnt laugh since I probably did that but its so funny!

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-04-08 08:06

They should put a big message in Caps on each server:

IF YOU ARE HAVING ANY ISSUES WITH PLAYING THIS MOD, PLEASE READ THE WIKI GUIDE AT REALITYMOD.COM. THANKS.

Post by **Outlawz7** » 2007-04-08 10:11

Well, I got one myself...but this one isnt so noobie as others:...

"Whats wrong with this spawn system, I keep spawning above the carrier!"

Well, simple issue with rally points...
But Ive got a nice reply...not everyone is so stupid, that they wouldnt want to know or call it gay....

BlackwaterEddie · Post by **BlackwaterEddie** » 2007-04-08 11:09

my personal favourite

"omg, liek, youve locked the team and k1cked me out!!!!11111eleventyone!!!, whyz you do dat?"

Maverick--113 · Post by **Maverick--113** » 2007-04-08 13:20

Outlawz wrote:Err...you have all 3 of those in vanilla, so how come they dont even know, what that is??

They dont use voip, dunno about the apc since the people do say "enemy apc!". I never heard the 3rd one but I wouldnt doubt it if someone was sitting at home bashing his head against the keyboard screaming it.

Haarek84 · Post by **Haarek84** » 2007-04-08 13:33

hm. this thread provokes me. making fun of people who isn't long-time PR players. not everyone reads this wiki of PR. once they get the mod. they want to play and have fun. not sitting there reading like a bookworm.

Also this thread is an insult for all of those people playing. even players with experience, i think. i took it as a insult.

i have played 0,5 just a few times. because i think all those new systems are f*cking retarted. "boo hoo. i have to order a kit just to fly a chopper" yes! that is stupid! i understand those "noobs" dont know what to do when they just have entered the PR community.

i for that matter. have gone back to vanilla. i have stopped playing PR. just because of all those damn rallypoints and kits ordering shit. i want to play and have fun with friends! not standing there like a jerk waiting for my kit to get ready!

and i have played pr since 0,32

Gaz · Post by **Gaz** » 2007-04-08 14:09

Haarek84 wrote:hm. this thread provokes me. making fun of people who isn't long-time PR players. not everyone reads this wiki of PR. once they get the mod. they want to play and have fun. not sitting there reading like a bookworm.

Also this thread is an insult for all of those people playing. even players with experience, i think. i took it as a insult.

i have played 0,5 just a few times. because i think all those new systems are f*cking retarted. "boo hoo. i have to order a kit just to fly a chopper" yes! that is stupid! i understand those "noobs" dont know what to do when they just have entered the PR community.

i for that matter. have gone back to vanilla. i have stopped playing PR. just because of all those damn rallypoints and kits ordering shit. i want to play and have fun with friends! not standing there like a jerk waiting for my kit to get ready!

and i have played pr since 0,32

vanilla is that way -----> "retarded"

you ARE aware that the installer places a shortcut to the guide for obvious reasons, aren't you?

Haarek84 · Post by **Haarek84** » 2007-04-08 15:06

please read what im writing.. people who just got PRM dont care to read the guide. they want to play. i have never read the guide. i still played and had fun. in those ,32 and ,4 days..

And i think those "nilla noobs" feel the same way:
"too exited, dont want to waste time to read when i can do some new stuff"
you know.. how often have you bought new stuff with a guide.. for example furniture. how often do you read the intruction manuals?

i never do. and i will bet my *** that others share my opinion.

now i almost expect people to come with this message:
"well then.. too bad for them if they dont read it"

youm0nt · Post by **youm0nt** » 2007-04-08 15:17

What happens when you don't study for a test? You fail it
What happens when you don't study the PR manual? You're going to fail at PR

Jay · Post by **Jay** » 2007-04-08 15:53

youm0nt wrote:What happens when you don't study for a test? You fail it
What happens when you don't study the PR manual? You're going to fail at PR

^^^ HAH! so true!

Oh, and I think there was a bit of confusion here, Desertfox might have come across as a jerk BUT...

Desertfox wrote:The funniest thing I have seen in awhile is:

"I got unfairly singled out and kicked for playing on USMC after a map change. About half the team that was USMC went back to USMC instead of going INS. Yet, this admin decided to single me out and kicked me. Guess the simple fact that the autobalance will eventually kick in doesn't mean shit.

The admin's name was Girabaldi (or something to that effect) One day, sir, I hope you will grow a brain and become a decent admin.""

He was kicked from devfile for switching over to the USMC lmao. My response was something along the lines of "You broke the rules and got punished, DEAL WITH IT"

Silvarius2000 wrote:I remember that Girabaldi apologized because he couldnt really tell who were the team jumpers. He promised to change his method of kicking so just tone it down right?

'[R-PUB wrote:Garabaldi']
Dude, you need to get some more sleep - that sleep deprivation is messing with your mind..

Just to clear it up, Desertfox was just telling what the other guy said (the noob)! He wasnt actually saying that!