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OkitaMakoto
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Well, Im sure you can get some A's whenever.
If not, runaway to, like, eggmans house or something, and while he's away, play on his PC. He could take you under his wing/shell and teach you everything and anything that is PR and there will be a sweet montage of Eggman whipping you when you request a sniper kit and when you try to drive an APC without a kit, and you'll have tears running down your face and he'll mouth the words "Noob Noob" and and you will graduate from his super academy and be a PR god up on Mt. Hamgyong, with all the other DEVs...
And the whole time your parents will be calling for you to come home and get a "real education" but you'll have already run away and vowed never to look back until you graduate from Academy PR. Your father screams at you to come home, he even bought you a thirteen thirty seven rig, the one you always wanted, but he's no longer your father. Eggman is. Eggman offers you the love that a father should. The kind that comes at the crack of a whip.
And your mother? Your mother is your m16. Your birth mother never had iron sights that zoomed. Ha! Your new mother sleeps near you and keeps you warm. She guides you and vanquishes your enemies. Their cries for mercy are muffled by the laughter of your mother's three round bursts!
Eggman feeds you a diet consisting of bullets and SABOT rounds. You sleep next to a 1/20th size rally point(R), and cries for "Medics and Ammo" are your lullabies. Egg wakes you up at 0500 every morning just to tell you to connect to the Tactical Gamer server 50 times and then go back to bed, only to wake you up at 0700 hours to tell you to create a map(that doesnt crash for some people at 46% or have a corrupted Overgrowth folder) before breakfast which was at 0430. Owned.
You become stronger. Faster. Leeter than any other before you.
Upon graduating, you are released into the world. A strange and unfamiliar place. Here, there are no respawns, nor is there a ticket penalty for killing civilians. Still, something is missing. You turn to reenter eggman's house, and yet, you already know you cannot go back. You must not look back. You must press on. You must fight for your right to party. You must rejoin the public PR world and take your place as the most legendary cyber soldier ever to walk the face of the virtual world!
And, as the dust on Al Basrah settles, and the sun begins to set on Sunset City, you walk over the dying bodies of noobs and newbs and veterans. And, with their last breath, they ask if you for mercy. Their eyes water, their times is up. You look upon them with the eyes of a cold, heartless killer. One trained for the sole purpose of the complete and utter destruction of the enemy. And, as their eyes begin to shut, you look into them. Deeper than the craters of Operation Ghost Train. And you say... "Mercy is for noobs"
-Owari
If not, runaway to, like, eggmans house or something, and while he's away, play on his PC. He could take you under his wing/shell and teach you everything and anything that is PR and there will be a sweet montage of Eggman whipping you when you request a sniper kit and when you try to drive an APC without a kit, and you'll have tears running down your face and he'll mouth the words "Noob Noob" and and you will graduate from his super academy and be a PR god up on Mt. Hamgyong, with all the other DEVs...
And the whole time your parents will be calling for you to come home and get a "real education" but you'll have already run away and vowed never to look back until you graduate from Academy PR. Your father screams at you to come home, he even bought you a thirteen thirty seven rig, the one you always wanted, but he's no longer your father. Eggman is. Eggman offers you the love that a father should. The kind that comes at the crack of a whip.
And your mother? Your mother is your m16. Your birth mother never had iron sights that zoomed. Ha! Your new mother sleeps near you and keeps you warm. She guides you and vanquishes your enemies. Their cries for mercy are muffled by the laughter of your mother's three round bursts!
Eggman feeds you a diet consisting of bullets and SABOT rounds. You sleep next to a 1/20th size rally point(R), and cries for "Medics and Ammo" are your lullabies. Egg wakes you up at 0500 every morning just to tell you to connect to the Tactical Gamer server 50 times and then go back to bed, only to wake you up at 0700 hours to tell you to create a map(that doesnt crash for some people at 46% or have a corrupted Overgrowth folder) before breakfast which was at 0430. Owned.
You become stronger. Faster. Leeter than any other before you.
Upon graduating, you are released into the world. A strange and unfamiliar place. Here, there are no respawns, nor is there a ticket penalty for killing civilians. Still, something is missing. You turn to reenter eggman's house, and yet, you already know you cannot go back. You must not look back. You must press on. You must fight for your right to party. You must rejoin the public PR world and take your place as the most legendary cyber soldier ever to walk the face of the virtual world!
And, as the dust on Al Basrah settles, and the sun begins to set on Sunset City, you walk over the dying bodies of noobs and newbs and veterans. And, with their last breath, they ask if you for mercy. Their eyes water, their times is up. You look upon them with the eyes of a cold, heartless killer. One trained for the sole purpose of the complete and utter destruction of the enemy. And, as their eyes begin to shut, you look into them. Deeper than the craters of Operation Ghost Train. And you say... "Mercy is for noobs"
-Owari
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ReaperMAC
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Unless you are taking AP courses, should be easy.tesher07 wrote:Who here thinks I can get some A's before october 9th.

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You mean IV or IB what ever it is. Well I made up my mind. I'll keep on the comp but 2 hours a day. I want to concentrate in school. If I got straight A's first semester (never have gotten) My dad would be dam suprised. He would get me a new comp. The only person in my family that is smart is my bro. Straight A's always... He plays bf2 also doesn't make sence. Well If i have any questions about school any of you willing to help me on a chat channel or something? Can't ask dad till weekend hes in california work. Mom Shes still on vacation lol. My sis and bro are here. But they won't help my brother takes 30 minutes to explain 1 problem and you don't get it. My sister well she doesn't help. I'm counting on you. Also Okitamakota Great speech lol.
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OkitaMakoto
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Im as good at school as I am at rambling on forums. xfire okitamakototesher07 wrote:You mean IV or IB what ever it is. Well I made up my mind. I'll keep on the comp but 2 hours a day. I want to concentrate in school. If I got straight A's first semester (never have gotten) My dad would be dam suprised. He would get me a new comp. The only person in my family that is smart is my bro. Straight A's always... He plays bf2 also doesn't make sence. Well If i have any questions about school any of you willing to help me on a chat channel or something? Can't ask dad till weekend hes in california work. Mom Shes still on vacation lol. My sis and bro are here. But they won't help my brother takes 30 minutes to explain 1 problem and you don't get it. My sister well she doesn't help. I'm counting on you. Also Okitamakota Great speech lol.
but seriously. I know freshman classes... what math will you be in? science? both of which I hate but Im willing to try and help you get your thirteen thirty seven compy, if not from egg "your real dad" man, from your father.
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ReaperMAC
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1337 = leet = l33t = l337 etc....

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Leo
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I had my doubts, but this was the final straw, I am now completely sure you are a homosexual emo transvestite...OkitaMakoto wrote:Well, Im sure you can get some A's whenever.
If not, runaway to, like, eggmans...
-Owari
congratulations
Tesher, are you thinking of the International Baccalaureate program?
There's Normal classes, Honors classes, AP classes and IB classes, which one are you in?
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ReaperMAC
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Yep, though 12 doesnt count as much as 11th because usually by 2nd semester, people (seniors) tend to slack off, hence the term: senioritis, because by then you *should* have already gotten into college or whatever. At least in San Diego its that way.[R-PUB]Garabaldi wrote:Well to be honest, all grades 'count'.
I was just saying that 11 and 12 usually take higher precedence over 9 and 10.

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OkitaMakoto
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My last two years were hell, but thats cuz i went away to a school in Indiana that takes roughly 150 Juniors each year from all over the state.
and how does me writing a crazy stream of consciousness post about becoming a PR god have anything to do with my sexuality? (setting Eggman and the whip scenario aside ftm)

and how does me writing a crazy stream of consciousness post about becoming a PR god have anything to do with my sexuality? (setting Eggman and the whip scenario aside ftm)
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ReaperMAC
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Fantasy about being whipped by Eggman and yelled by him?OkitaMakoto wrote: and how does me writing a crazy stream of consciousness post about becoming a PR god have anything to do with my sexuality? (setting Eggman and the whip scenario aside ftm)
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