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Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 08:01
by alexaus
When the US kills chuck they get 10,000 intel points Shame they never kill him
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 08:03
by Rudd
The missile silos in PR were built to launch Chuc at his enemies.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 08:35
by Holy-Jim
Don't know if this been said yet... but this is true...
Chuc doesn't need PR, PR needs Chuc
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 08:37
by Jedimushroom
Chuc uses a GAU-8 autocannon to scratch hard to reach itches.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 09:27
by Wicca
The only reason birds sing, is of chucs awesomness.
When chuch was born, well, thats the start of the bible... There was a great light

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 10:14
by Farks
Birds in BF2 don't fly away from Chuc Norris...
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 10:51
by Jigsaw
The aircraft sound on Korengal is Chuc joining the server.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 11:20
by driver-ch-driver
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 11:50
by DNAz5646
A big Red ran over Chuc once
It created a huge mushroom cloud of 1337
and everyone CTDed
Wonder why fuuzheads helis dont crash? thats cus chuc is on board and warping PR time/space so it never gets hit......
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 12:06
by Dubbs_Malone
Here's mine.
Chuc is not waiting for .86, .86 is waiting for Chuc.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 13:28
by Priby
Chuc played on a full 128 player server. Alone.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 13:36
by Tom1c
Chuc can drive the USS Essex to Muttrah docks.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 13:41
by Nemus
DNAz5646 wrote:A big Red ran over Chuc once
It created a huge mushroom cloud of 1337
and everyone CTDed
This happened because "C" in the famous equation E=mC^2 its not light speed but Chuc.
Einstein was wrong so Chuc kicked him and now Einstein is known as Steven Hawking.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 13:51
by Matrox
When Chuc flies a Huey, ride of the Valkyries immediately starts playing.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 13:51
by Tim270
In Fallujah west Chuch can walk up a curb.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 13:56
by Arnoldio
Say "Chuc" in-game, you'll get warned for bad language.
Chuc can drive Muttrah docks to USS Essex
Svn Ltrs
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 14:11
by Charity Case
Chuc doesn't have a kill / death ratio because it's impossible to divide by 0.
Chuc doesn't whore assets, he pimps them.
My meager attempt.