Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-06-17 14:13
Already said that one.. :]Clonearmy3 wrote:Chuc can build firebases without supplies.
Already said that one.. :]Clonearmy3 wrote:Chuc can build firebases without supplies.
Chuc can decide wich vehicle of wich faction he wants
If Chuc plays as insurgent, hes the only one who can request kits
Chuck can carry multiple kits
Hope any of those were good.Chuc can make tanks fly, and use them as a attack chopper
Chuc doesn't need the auto deploy feature to join a full server, it opens a slot in pure fear of Chuc.
Nice threadChuc dosen't read server rules, he makes his own rules
[R-dev]chuc's minigun fires instantly
[R-dev]chuc doesnt need pilot or crewman kit
][R-dev]chuc can use voip for positional audio,he can also talk to anyone on the map instantly using voip.
the year is 2018, and youre screwed"this is john connor, when you hear this, you belong to chuc norris"
Chuc can fire a tank while driving
Chuc can dive in BF2
Chuc can get a pistol as pilot,not like he needs it
\Chuc can fly with the essex
Chuc can use more then 8 seats in any vehicle,including the forklift
Chuc can use voip on a unsupported server
Chuc can decide the outcome of a game without joining it
Chuc can lean around corners
Chuc can destroy an undestructable static
Chuc knows every easter egg,hecan even find a .50 sniper without it ebing placed on the map
Chuc can stand next to any other living player and steal his kit by pressing G
Chuc can revive himself even if he gave up,but he doesnt die,and doesnt even mention giving up
Chuc can spawn on an APC
Chuc can drive in enemy vehicles
Chuc does get a parashute with every kit
Chuc can walk up to unclimable slopes
Chuc can insta kill by using a rock,or a medic bag
Chuc can use static weapons while being Civi
Chuc can spawn as officer in a one man squad
Chuc can be a commander without being a commander (call in JDams and shit)
Chuc can spawn as officer while being squad member
Chuc is still able to request the Special forces kit
Chuc is able to not like Rhino's maps
Chuc can snipe with a pistol
Chuc can get any kit from the spawn menu
Chuc's ingame model always look like Chuc,so they say,but nooone ever got to look at him long enough to confirm
For Chuc,bunny hopping with a 100kg gear on is realistic
Chuc can fire 125 MM shells from a knive
Chuc can comment using less then 7 words on this forum
heheheheheChuc can kill your friends and family, take your wife out to dinner, and come home with her in his arms, and you'd still feel honored he was in your presence.
Which he uses to occasionally wipe the enemies blood from his fingers before eating some fried chickenNaruto-kun wrote:Chuc's kit consists of:
1 x Field Dressing
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The artillery IED is just Chuc raising his hand to comb through his manly hair.
Bi Ming didn't always look the way it is now. Chuc stopped by.
In the name of Chuc!To Chuc, every pickle, fruit and vegetable possesses the Vlasic crunch.
Chuc does not need to download "Core + Levels", He is smart and uses the "PR-Downloader"