[List] 'oh ****' moments

[TomDackery]

I was covering a squad mate on Fallujah West. He was by a cross roads with a destroyed car he was planning on taking cover by. As he approached the car, from the left side of my scope, a black car emerged...
Speeding along right next to my squadie, it missed him by a foot, and hit a mine instead, blowing the insurgent and the pedestrian to smithereens. Just the way it happened, it made me think "Oh ****". Didn't know that black cars could be so lethal.

[DeltaFart]

Lets see
Running with my squad away from a cache in Ramiel on TG
I was saw gunner and my sprint was pretty much out
Was too far to the right on the right side of the street bbuildings
JUmped annd found a hole between the buildings rather than a roof below me, but I didnt make it to the next roof, and just fell for a second

[Pudding Overlord]

I was playing on Muttrah City and I had taken the rifleman specialist kit cause ya never know when you might need a grappling hook. So we were being closed in on along a road by two American squads and I throw up my grapple hook onto the building we were using as cover. By the time our squad leader, medic, and another guy make it up half our squad is dead, so we were waiting for things to cool down so we could be revived. Well it was then that our medic gets sniped... by friendly fire. Then the other guy, and finally our squad leader. So we know that though he's a good shot he isn't paying attention. It was then I look on the mini map and the only friendly marker I see in the mountains, where the shot came from, was a big 1.

[cfschris]

Having a friendly .50 Hummer misfire a round at your face out of reflex when rounding a corner.

I round this corner 10 feet away from the HMMV who was watching it, tracer round flies literal inches from my face. Got the heart racing

[Original|nl]

Was sniping at Kashan as MEC, we had NV and SO capped, so I decided to defend SO with some other squad, I was screwing around on the crate with another sniper and... well just watch the video

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[Foxhound42]

rotflol /\


I was playing PR single player and i decided to go solo in an APC and i ran into about 15 hostiles in a field. I quickly swapped to gunners seat and..... WHAT IT WON'T ROTATE! (This story has a funny ending after the turret wouldn't move i swapped to driver and drove as fast as i could into the middle of them and managed to run over at least 5 of them. )

[Pantyfas]

@ Muttrah City
My squad was being deployed by a trans chop and we were left in a building rooftop. While I was getting out I just heard a rocket being shot and yelled "RPG! RPG!" (I played Delta Force: Black Hawk Down). I got in panic and guess what, I accidently shot my weapon, headshoting the squad leader and the medic with a single burst. And most of the time I fail at killing enemies, seems like the bullets don't wanna get it even though I stop moving and prone before shooting and wait like 3-5 seconds before starting to shoot. Well atleast we survived, but it was so crappy I got kicked from the squad :\ . By the way, the heli blew up killing me and the pilot.

[Bazul14]

I was on the hotel, on al basrah, i was insurgent and i had the 004 lee enfield sniper rifle and i was almost ready to kill the anoying land rover 50 cal gunner when i see a brit that just got on the hotel, and was comming at me with the hand cuffs. I shot him once then I sprited north and jumped off the hotel so he would not get the intel and my kit.

[NarcolepticNic]

Was on Muttrah City, my squad got chopper drop into North City. Squad at docks was unable to cap, so we began a trek down towards west using the western road. We start moving through the small housing, and jump over one wall. I land next to my squad leader, second one over, and look south through the hole in the wall and see an enemy MEC looking right at my SL and I. He threw a grenade, and having nowhere else to move, i dove at the little edge where the broken wall meets the house. Somehow i survive the grenade with no injuries, but my SL was immediately killed. Rest of squad standing on steps over the wall saw him, and cut him down pretty quickly.

[=]H[= JakCurse]

Flying a trans chopper on Muttrah, me being a nice pilot decided to let the guys in the chopper get dropped off by their squads instead of all in the same place. It was that scenario where we had the 3rd flag along and they had the second, but we had a nice FOB at the surrounded flag so i figured it'd be OKish to drop guys there. Drop them, they ask for supplies. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP I fly towards docks, popping flares all the way, to drop the rest of the guys. ****, I think to myself, BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP I forgot the supplies. I fly back over, drop the supplies, still dropping flares, and gun it towards the carrier. BEEPBEEPBEEP... *Click*


Flares- 0

BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

Oh ****...

[Mad-Mike]

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lmfao, nice one

[dtacs]

On Qwai, our APC goes down and we're being attacked by an LB, and the only cover for my gunner is...an AFK enemy standing in the middle of the road.

[Shopz]

I was in a tank squad we were capping a flag in a desert map. two tanks and a squad of inf. we were typing nice work when suddenly a jet flies down and fucking takes out the whole squad xD

[BIGsmalll]

One day on Mestia(i think thats how its spelled xD)
we were on our way to one of the bunkers and our SL was way ahead of us scouting.
So he said stay where you are i'm coming back
well ok we get in a small circle around the round incase a techi comes and i see his nametag so i tell the dudes to get out and huddle up for the SL
well then his nametag disappears and we hear the scream your dude makes when you die/ and before he starts yelling in his mic. telling us to get to cover theres a techi!!!!
my other SM starts running away(no mic) so im like "get bac!-" two techi's come from behind honking their horns and we never heard.. except that one dude who survived xD
SL was quite mad :S

[=]H[= JakCurse]

Saw a proscession (sp?) of 2 bomb cars and Big Red coming at us in the challenger the other day on Basrah. Civi with his hands up praying in each bomb car. Three burning hulks later, and a few extra widows in iraq, Oh **** moment officially averted.

[[IS-DEV]Nick]

A few weeks ago on Fallujah West, I was laying done a couple of mines in a ditch on the highway when I heard a Humvee closing in, hopped out of my hole to have a look only see the front end of the aforementioned hummer about 5 feet in front of my face (oh ****...). Needless to say, it was quite a roadkill for the driver, but the real winner was me with 5 kills from the mine i was sitting on .

[goguapsy]

Nick;1232327']A few weeks ago on Fallujah West, I was laying done a couple of mines in a ditch on the highway when I heard a Humvee closing in, hopped out of my hole to have a look only see the front end of the aforementioned hummer about 5 feet in front of my face (oh ****...). Needless to say, it was quite a roadkill for the driver, but the real winner was me with 5 kills from the mine i was sitting on .

Lol. I read a similar story somewhere about someone just staring at an enemy tank, nowhere to go. What tank does? Runs him over. "F&¨@ YOU SUICIDAL AMERICAN" (note: there was a mine underneath the american...

[Spuz36]

Back when the Apache resided on Karbala, we were enjoying a few fun runs around the city. Pilot was a good friend and we started doing this back flip, not exactly sure why, then I saw the dreaded text that he had just left my squad-mid flip-. After the squad text sure enough a official server message came over that the pilot had been disconnected due to a MD5 error.

Left in the gunner's seat, helpless, I quickly became a palm tree shish kabob for all of Karbala to ponder about...

[TheOldBreed]

ha my latest "ahh sh..." moment was in karbala. i was driving in a humvee with my squad and as soon as we turned a corner i saw an RPG with its trail, flying through the air. it was like slow motion watching it come at us. it was just like "drive, drive, drive, turn, ahh balls, BAM"

[Foxhound42]

On Muttera I was playing on the Bluefour team and i hitched a ride to the mainland. after being dropped off near the Mosque my SL changed plans and drove his boat to a different area leaving me stranded. i ran into an empty FOB and knifed it before heading to the roof of the mosque i climbed to the top of the tower and shot a guy before i decided that i should get out of the open. the instant hit got to the bottom of the ladder i hear a rocket going off................ Time halted as a LAT rocket nailed the inside of the mosque tower obliterating me and any chance of me hiding in the mosque till my Squad came.