1000+ Things you've learned in PR

[WhatMan]

237. If you want to be an asshat, stand next to the guy who is requesting a kit, then steal his kit and run like hell

[mp50967]

238. Tube launched Optically tracked wire guided missile =/= TOW.... TOW actually means Too overly-powered weapon

[Rissien]

239: Upon a sucessful kill, stand over the body and use the Thanks comma rose.

[=Toasted=]

240. Yes, That APC did see you. Keep your head down if you dont want a HE round to the face.

[CCCode]

241. If theres a cap-able enemy base with loads of tanks, APCs and choppers and your team got A10s - DO NOT RUN INTO THE BASE ... If you dont want to get a couple of JDAMs in your face.

242. Dont try to push a SC if its sliding down a hillside at high speed.

243. Dont fly transport choppers less than 500m away from the nearest BMP.

[TmanEd]

244. If you get killed on a hillside that's wide open to enemy fire and has no cover at all, don't expect a medic any time soon.

[KingLorre]

244. If you get killed on a hillside that's wide open to enemy fire and has no cover at all, don't expect a medic any time soon.

245. Always keep your head down.

Really i do it even when i go for ice cream at the stand outside

[sled]

246. When a squad member says he's got your back, both of you die.

247. When asking for a mic check, unmute first.

248. When you & your mate both die from runby knifing, laughing a small amount seems acceptable.

[WelshManDan]

249. When you have a high ping it instantly means your downloading Pron

[WhatMan]

250 Do not exit a vehicle that is in motion, keep your hands and feet inside at all times

[Bigglestheman]

251. The only time you use your bayonet is if you are behind the enemy, and he is using his binoculars.

[xI DIaboLoS Ix]

252: If you can see him, he can see you.
253: If you dont wont to be noticed, dont request a sniper kit.
254: If you wan't to be rambo, play a different game.
255: Don't shoot things you can not kill.
256: Only noobs say everytime they die "OMG there's a sniper out there"
257: Sniper's pose little threat to a veteran of PR.
258: A player is not as strong as his kit is, the kit is as strong as the player using it.
259: A smart player, is a alive player.
260: When your shot and downed, your not dead, just wounded. There is a difference.
261: Medic's are the most awesome kit of the game.

[shribey22]

264. You will run perpetually back and forth between two flags for the entire round

[BigNate]

265. If you can't fly, drive or shoot, play medic. Nobody hates on their medic, no matter how bad you are, as long as you know which way to stick an epipen.

266. Count your squadmates before you pick up the rope. Always.

[Bigglestheman]

267. Always have a AR and medic in your squad.
268. Use a shotgun instead of restraining civis if you are a specialist (or one is in your squad).

[Arnoldio]

Woops, wrong thread.

[Serbiak]

252: If you can see him, he can see you.

Sorry I have to disagree with this one

I would say the opposite is the case. Especially when you compare it to BF2. You can hide pretty good from others in PR.

[PuffNStuff]

21. Never play when you're drunk or stoned.

Well... I only play when I'm stoned, and I fly the transport choppah. Only thing that causes me to crash is that invisible rock NW of the map in the mountains that is in the air, floating. Sure wakes you up though.

[ZephyrDark]

269. Jumping out of a drivers seat in a vehicle such as a plane or car causes it to insta-stop.
270. Anybody, I mean ANYBODY who puts on a pilots helmet and g-force suit can fly any kind of aircraft, no matter skill level. (However that does determine if they crash or not)