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It's more like "he felt like a noob".

I landed the transport huey on muttrah, assault team was getting off, suddenly something hit me in the back and my chopper leaned forward like 45 degress. Did no linger, just flew off.

It was an APC trying to ram my *** instead of just blowing me away with his cannon.

this is just something funny i observed one day on Muttrah... I had left the base in a truck just as the round begun. Another guy had already taken a truck out and was doing a supply run (or so he thought).. I drive out of the entrance and then, tipped up on the flat road is the other truck. No enemy in sight. The guy had managed to flip the truck by accident on a flat road... FAIL

My first time flying a jet on a normal server.

Crashed the A-10 on take off! epic fail!

i got warned by admin and he said that i would get banned if i did that another time x)

Was flying the Black Hawk in Kashan and i was bring a full squad to a corner of the map which was pretty far away. Then i start writing something on the chat but i didn't realize something bad just happened. I have a G15 and have the macros for each position and I accidently changed seat and became the copilot. But I didn't notice it since i was busy typing and watching Miss Italia. Its panic in the black hawk, i start seeing on the chat WHERE IS THE PILOT! WHAT IS HE DOING!!!. Then after a while i realize i'm in the co-pilot seat...I quickly change to the pilto seat again but its to late...the Black Hawk starts to go down, i see people screaming , cursing. I didn't say anything and just left the server in silence.

For 3 whole rounds my only weapon was a HAT.
Felt like a Noob, but killed like a champion. pissed off so many people to because I was sniping everyone.

Yesterday, on Kashan, I sniped an Officer with an AT Round of a tank.
The whole squad stood around him on a mountain, but i only got the officer.

Well first time around I played, I started at 0.7, wondering why I cant spawn on the leader and how spawn works. And then I demanded fastropes in the forums.

Cassius wrote:And then I demanded fastropes in the forums.

lol

When I first got in the forums, a guy said "Welcome to the forums, and when you get 25 posts (when you are allowed to make a suggestion) request fastropes for me"

I was gonna do that...

But then he told me its the biggest internal joke in PR. lulz.

you might wanna check out this vid tho...
YouTube - Hitler in regards to Project Reality .85
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrpHvCYKAPE[/youtube]

I think it was on the Chicago Hardcore Kashan 24/7 server. The map was Kashan 64, and I was lonewolfing with a sniper kit. I found myself a cosy little spot on the hill, and began my search over south village. Then I spot an APC moving towards it from the MEC side. I lase it, and an F-16 was just flying by. He instantly droped a J-DAM without even one word sayed in the Team Chat.

BOOM. Eight teamkills appear on the top left part of the screen, and a huge fight erupts. Still chocked from what i just experienced, I didnt notice the enemy tank before it was too late. No one suspected me for it, as i didnt say a word

I have a lot more noob tales stay tuned

playing mutrah... I was piloting a cobra and hovering over the city, after 10 minutes I got bored and started to chat... and while typing I heard the locktone... but it was too late to press enter and get my handy on the joystick lol I was shot xD My gunner was really pissed!

This afternoon on Korengal.
We had intel on a cache in the north mountains. We pushed in and had a big firefight with the taliban, but we were winning the fight. We kept pushing them back and we were moving forward. At a certain point it became quite a stalemate. We were heavily suppressed and they couldn't move up because we were suppressing their advance.

All of a sudden I was looking towards our left flank and noticed......: "Hey guys, the cache is right next to us..."
Turned out we were quite a while just 20m away from the cache we were looking for

this summer, on operation barracuda, on a mumble server, i joined a squad and used voip , so the SL told me : man, you need to use mumble. and i asked, whats mumble? then all the squad started to push me off the carrier and calling me names

Webspinner wrote:this summer, on operation barracuda, on a mumble server, i joined a squad and used voip , so the SL told me : man, you need to use mumble. and i asked, whats mumble? then all the squad started to push me off the carrier

I wouldve loved to see that...

I was a specialist on Karbala where there was a wall infront of me. So I threw over a hook and got over, until i noticed there already was a hole to get through like 2 m from my left. I was like: ''Oh...''

yesterday when i was playing kozelsk in an ambush squad on a german server (10th community btw) they were talking to me in german but i couldnt understand but one guy started to translate it into english and he started to go 'pr-noob' on me... 'put the ied here..., u know where u put it?' etc etc , i hated it but it was nice from the guy so i decided to play along ^^

>.> this happens all the time........ i see a loner shootin madly so i sneak behind him and take out my knife. well b4 i shank his sorry *** i starts yealling shit "ENEMY CONTACt, NEGTIVE, YESSIR," etc. so they always turn around and shoot me....

Ten Minutes ago, on Operation Barracuda, i collected 1200 points only by dropping troops with the chopper.
Shortly before the round ended i dropped a sqaud at the docks, but flipped to the side and tk the whole squad.
The round ended for me with only 98 points and much laughter

SO MANY MOMENTS!!!!

Probably blowing up a cache while trying to protect it, IEDS HAVE MUCHAS BLAST RADIUS PEEPS!

Or running round a corner shouting "ALLAHUACKBAH!" on mumble just to be confronted by about 12 british troups, i ended up blowing my self up in the panic with my RPG... what a ******!

I have a funny story. When I just started in PR I was playing Al Basrah as a british. I got into one of the squads. I didnt have MIC at the time so I just typed to them. Anyway we where getting raped, and we coudnt get out from our base. A chopper spawned and my SL said "aight wea are gonna take the chopper, its the only way, who will fly it?" and then he said "maverick you take it" LOL I was a complete noob this was maybe my 3rd round in all and he wants me to take pilot. So im like "No man not me I dont know how to fly." And he is like "Maverick take the pilot kit cmon!" and I say "I dont know how to fly!" so he is gettin pissed "Maverick take it cmon already we gotta go!" Im like "Im gonna kill us I dont know how to fly!" and he says "Maverick take it!!!!" and now im pissed. So I took the pilot kit and ofc I had no idea bout flyin I killed my whole squad before I even got in the air! ROFL

But it wasnt my fault I warned them I was a noob and he wanted me to fly a littlebird...
Retard

N.Kuntze wrote:Ten Minutes ago, on Operation Barracuda, i collected 1200 points only by dropping troops with the chopper.
Shortly before the round ended i dropped a sqaud at the docks, but flipped to the side and tk the whole squad.
The round ended for me with only 98 points and much laughter

Oh that just sucks...