[List] 'oh ****' moments

[SharpShooter13971]

Kashan Desert, Bloodshot+1 was leading a great squad, including me. We were West of the bunker complex surrounded by short walls and a small building. Blood and I go over to the wall with our Binoculars and we see a tank, it turns its barrel to us, then Blood shouts TaNk!1!!!111 then the tank wipes out the entire squad...

[robbie3211]

On Kashan Desert, flying a blackhawk towards south bunkers, suddenly getting a lock 'bebebebebebebeep!' not even having the time to deploy flares 'OH SHI*!' then hearing the AA missile woosh and noticing it didn't kill the blackhawk and it's crew but just went right through the passenger's space. Heartbeat --> 180

[MendozaMan]

A normal "Oh ****" moment, and an "Oh ****" moment, that turned into a "Oh hell yes" moment :

Karbala, round the start of the round, I was in a good Insurgent squad, we had all the technicals doing hit and runs around the city. My techie was blown up by a hummer and he was blown up as well, I escaped and hitched a ride from another technical. Then I hear the familiar drone of the attack LB, I was in the back seat near the gun.

I turn my rifle around only to see the LB coming full speed flying ultra-low across the streets chasing us square from behind.

The last thing I saw was a line of minigun tracers coming towards me like a porsche on fire. The technical just kept driving trying to outrun the tracers, but my face was cheese-grated off in the process, also taking out our gunner, passenger and secondary gunner. The driver managed to escape with the technical though.

Same round, I was driving a technical down the main road of karbala, seeing a hummer and two US squads crossing the road in the distance. I fulfilled my Jihad promises and speeded towards them, my gunner shooting like mad and cutting 3 americans in half, the rest fled off the road towards the city, using a wall for cover.

I was still racing like mad towards them, I followed the cowards and took a sharp turn left along the wall to see this :

8 americans running in a proper line along the wall and the hummer not looking in my direction, however the other infidels had of course seen me and started turning around.

At this point I knew I was screwed, so I went on a mad dash along the wall, scraping off my entire left side of blue paint right towards the orderly line of gents.

I slammed the boost, hit the gas, went 88 miles per hour and splattered 6 americans all in a single row, 2 more that just stood still looking dumbstruck like an 18-wheeler just drove over their house and slammed my hood in to the hummer, and my gunner unloaded his gun point blank into the hummer-gunners face.

They then shot a rocket at me taking me out for good, but god damn was it worth it. I felt like I deserved 42 virgins about now.

[Not_able_to_kill]

Get to the choppa!
*Black Hawk gets destroyed by an RPG*
Aw **** -.-

[USMC scout sniper]

Everytime I see an insurgent about to throw a molotov I say..****.Allah is gonna burn me!

[USMC scout sniper]

Achmed has returned!

[Arquin]

Was on Fallujah riding on HMMVW with my squad and we decided to run over an iron fence, the car flipped over and i thought "Oh ****" Until i looked out and saw we were 300 m in the air falling down. At that point i was more like "WTF?".

[rampo]

Beware the vehicle killing fences, allways shoot them before going trough

[DaKillerFox]

I don't want to list my "Oh ****" moments! I have too many. The other day I was playing on Asad Khaj (spelling?) with the dams. I spawned on a FOB as the MEC and I grabbed a Rifleman AT kit. Two US APC's were coming up the road and my SL told me to stay on this one ledge looking down the road, he told me I could see them before they could see me. As the first APC approached, it hit a mine and stalled. The second one rolled up and right as I was crouching and aiming my LAT at the APC, bam, everything went black and red and I was down. Face palm!

[=XE=Grimm]

Couple of nights ago on Muttrah city. I'm on MEC side, scouting off a rooftop near the hotel. When a Huey comes in with an attitude, lights up one of our light armors keeping the Yanks on the dock at bay.

He flies just over the rooftops of the buildings taking a lot of fire from our foot mobiles. He veers straight toward the rooftop I'm at. I shoulder my RPG, the bird fills my little iron sight, and I let it rip.

Huey goes boom! I hit the B button, notifying my squad I just cut the wings off a bird. The last words in that transmission were "Oh ****" since the wreck landed in my face. Literally. But hey, one MEC ticket for some peace and quiet in the skies, not a bad trade.

[Shaihuluid]

Playing Ramiel for the first time as a civilian collaborator: "ha ha infidel! you will never catch me!" -> Brutal Mow-down by SAW gunfire -> Respawn in....

[Teufel Eldritch]

So the other day I was playing as Collab on some Insurg map, can't remember which one, anyway I jump on a motorcycle which I am sh*tty at driving. So I am bouncing all over the place in this vacant lot of a city map, laying the bike down, crashing into a wall & etc. Finally I manage to control the bike enough to point it in the general direction of the vacant lot exit...I crash thru a chain link fence & escape to the road. I drive the motorcycle down the street as if I were a drunken chimp. Crashing into cars & signs I make my way down the street. After a while I manage to get the bike headed in general sort of direction & manage not to hit things for a few moments...I tear off down the street, get going pretty fast & BAM! into a parked car again. By this point the bike is smoking pretty bad but I continue my badly driven trek. Driving the motorcycle as if it were a pinball bouncing off of car shaped bumpers I tear again down the street. I start thinking "I better get off this bike soon as it's going blow up & kill me", I slow down some, not to much tho & jump off the bike! Time slows down & the following all happens in less than one second...right after I jump off the bike a US soldier pops up right in front of me from his hiding spot behind a car...my brain begins to think "Oh shi..." & just at that moment the bike exploded killing me. The soldier must have laffed his butt off to see that happen right in front of his face. I laughed at my own ineptitude & the general comic nature of it all for at least 10 minutes. I was literally crying laughing so hard. Normally if I do something stupid I pout, but this time I couldn't resist laughing. It was just to frickin' hilarious not to.

[Inca_Killa]

Earlier today I was flying as LB pilot on Karbala and I just went in for an attack run on the long line of buildings in front of the old us main, but seeing nothing I did not expend any ammunition. I flew very low to the ground and sped back for main, and as I did i turned around a tree and RIGHT THERE 20 feet away was a technical driving next to me, we both stared at eachother for what seemed like ten seconds. I keyed my mic and vent and yelled, "OH SHIT AGGHGHGHGHGHGHH!!!!!!!" and fired EVERYTHING at it, rockets and MG danger close. As the missiles connected the ground rose up in several explosions, and I couldn't tell what was left. I did know that I killed the technical gunner/driver due to the fact that I wasn't dead . At the end of this exchange(which I survived) both parties were equally stunned, as he said so in all chat lol.

[Calhoun]

Al Basrah.

I was driving a regular civilian car on a road to the north of our main that will lead to the bridge. I'm approaching a minor incline and give it a boost and reach the top at full speed.

And there's an enemy truck in the same lane, going full speed directly toward me. Oh ****.

We collided and he went into a partial wheelie, starting to drive over the top of me, and then we exploded.

[Aimed]

playing al basrah last night, and i had the arty ied kit, after a few successful ambushes (and 1 not so successful, hit the tank perfectly underneath it and it didnt blow up )

i decided to go to the land bridge in F3 and set up an ambush, i am waiting for half an hour when finally a warrior starts driving up to the land bridge i get excited and ready my phone. the warrior stops for the driver to get out and to check for mines but he doesnt see my ied . when he starts walking back to the warrior. when a land rover drives straight past me and somehow notices me and immediately stops and jumps out and charges towards me trying to punch me.so i am running in circles around the bridges pillars waiting for the warrior to cross but right when i look at the warrior he has already got half way across the land bridge and when i blow it, hes already to far away

then i get arrested

[Pyromaniac]

My "oh ****" moment is really for the other guy. I'm crossing a street on Muttrah with an LAT when suddenly a btr guns it down the street to run me over. I stop and pull out my AT4 he lines up and keeps driving. Just as he's about to hit me I prone and he drives over me and I'm perfectly fine. I turn around and blow his *** up with the AT. I'm sure he was probably thinking "what the f- BOOM"

[Pronck]

Flying with my squad in a LB to muttrah landing on the street and in a split second an enemy apc drives in front of us. I scared the **** out of me, the pilot pulled up and hid behind a building, and seconds later we could fly back to carrier to change our plans.

[Nick_Gunar]

a friend of mine in al basrah drove a bomb car to the US base. He found a apc leaving the base...right click....nothing happened...oh **** isn't it blowing up? what the hell?....

It was a transport car not a bomb car

[Krisu]

a friend of mine in al basrah drove a bomb car to the US base. He found a apc leaving the base...right click....nothing happened...oh **** isn't it blowing up? what the hell?....

It was a transport car not a bomb car

In Fallujah I was driving insucar and saw Bradley. With my superior skill I rushed to it and actually went under it. Then I right clicked, nothing happened. It was transport car not bomb car

[cfschris]

Al Basrah, Insurgency Hardcore server.

Playing civvie, just taunting Brit players. I see two fully loaded landies down the street from me, bearing down on me full speed. A Big Red wreck was next to me, so I frantically hide behind it. Both landies stop, and an officer gets out to chase me down while his .50 gunner trains the gun on me.

The Officer makes a dash at me, I freak out and try to run- the .50 cuts me to shreds, point blank and completely unexpected. Good times....