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Posted: **2009-07-29 22:23**

Australia needs the ADF, but the ADF needs Chuc

There's my attempt

Posted: **2009-07-29 22:53**

Chuc coded the hardcoded. Thats why it's so hard.

Posted: **2009-07-29 23:07**

When chuch norris is ingame, you cant see him because his camo blends with Everything.

Posted: **2009-07-30 01:18**

Chuc has no deviation.

Posted: **2009-07-30 01:24**

The JDAM is actually Chuck Norris doing a knee drop into the ground.

Posted: **2009-07-30 01:49**

wumwuts went away because well....he saw Chuc...

Posted: **2009-07-30 02:28**

Chuc Norris refuses to be surpressed

Posted: **2009-07-30 04:12**

whene a j-dam gose off... its becuase chuc farted there

Posted: **2009-07-30 04:29**

Jesus may love you, but Chuc still thinks you're an *******.

Posted: **2009-07-30 04:43**

GreedoNeverShot wrote:Punkbuster once shook hands with Chuc, it has been unable to ever since.

Staker wrote:Chuc coded the hardcoded. Thats why it's so hard.

acemantura wrote:Jesus may love you, but Chuc still thinks you're an *******.

Haha, all 3 of those got a good laugh out of me.

Posted: **2009-08-10 23:02**

Chuc invented Allah-Cola.

Posted: **2009-08-11 01:06**

At 0.80 tests a R-DEV tested a gun on Chuc.
He invented deviation.

Posted: **2009-08-11 06:35**

If an RPG flies at chuc, he need only raise his hand for it to spin around and fire back at the insurgant

My favourite was the field dressing one

Posted: **2009-08-11 06:37**

Based on his last blog post:

Chuc is so leet he commits at least 3.000 changes or more at a time

Posted: **2009-08-11 15:01**

We should get some T-shirts with these on them lol!

Posted: **2009-08-11 15:33**

Chuc doesn't join a server, the server joins Chuc

Posted: **2009-08-11 17:44**

[R-DEV]dbzao wrote:Based on his last blog post:

There is no subversion, only chuckversion.

Posted: **2009-08-11 18:30**

If your team has 100 tickets left and Chuc's team also has 100 tickets left, then Chuc's team has more tickets.

Posted: **2009-08-11 20:41**

admins wear chuck norris pajamas

R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts