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Hell, as long as you're gettin your hole you're alright.

Sigh. I guess gamers and girlfriends just don't really go together.

ironcomatose wrote:I wanna be playing PR right now. But i cant she talking to me on AIM. someone kill her so i can play.

Wish I had a girlfriend to annoy me... sniff,

But the wife wont let me have one.....

A man came home fom work, sat down in his favorite chair,
turned on the tv and said to his wife,
"Quick bring me a beer before it starts".
She looked a little puzzled, but bought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said
"Quick bring me another beer, its gunna start".


This time she was a little angry, but bought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said
"Quick get me another beer before it starts".
"Thats it !!!!" She blows her top.
You lazy *******! You stroll in, sit on your lazy fat ***,
dont say hello, but expect me to run around like your slave
getting you beer after beer. Dont you realise how much I
cook, clean and iron for you?

The husband sighs and says "Oh shit, its started".

Singledom for the win!!!!

All a guy needs is a nice flat/house, a good computer, PR and a collection of cars. Pure unadulterated bachelorhood.

say to her: how about a whiskey?

Lothrian wrote:Singledom for the win!!!!

All a guy needs is a nice flat/house, a good computer, PR and a collection of cars. Pure unadulterated bachelorhood.

I disagree.

And not because I'm not that into cars either.

EDIT: Btw, it's interesting how the name of this thread cuts off as 'My girl dont wanna leave me...' on the forum index. Hidden desires?

noir-colombia- wrote:say to her: how about a whiskey?

"You need the love kit to ride this vehicle."

How old are you Wolf if you dont mind me asking? This could clearly define the differences between thoughts.

Being 21, previously engaged etc - I came to realise I came dangerously close to becoming Mr Jones of Normal Street without any time for oneself and responsibilities that would last a lifetime. Now as a 21 year old who managed an escape (not due to cold feet, just a general break down - but looking back, I see how close I was), I am making sure for the next few years I am going to enjoy being responsible for myself and myself alone, before I have to become responsible for little people - therefore I am a firm believer in singlehood for my age bracket (so 18-25, when most of us start with the serious relationships) - since I have a good 60 - 80 years left of being responsible and mature, and relationships soon develop and you want different things ... so why tempt fate, just avoid it for a bit

NavalLord wrote:"You need the love kit to ride this vehicle."

Funniest. Thread. Ever.

Originally Posted by NavalLord
"You need the love kit to ride this vehicle."


that sounds like a porn movie lol

you could try to play and talk to her on the phone like i do, but that leads to getting like a 3-7 kdr

noir-colombia- wrote:say to her: how about a whiskey?

NavalLord wrote:"You need the love kit to ride this vehicle."

HAHAHA I don't think I've laughed so hard on this forum!


Uhg I am doing the samething. Talking to the gf waiting for her to go to bed so I can play more PR.

Im sorry, you cant have the loving so soon after your last.

...mongol...

Anyone who chooses a video game(even if it's for a mod as fine as this one) over a girl should be subject to getting beaten with a ball peen hammer by gamers without girlfriends.

lonelyjew wrote:Anyone who chooses a video game(even if it's for a mod as fine as this one) over a girl should be subject to getting beaten with a ball peen hammer by gamers without girlfriends.

Even if it was Margaret thatcher?

heh, old girl.

....mongol...

dam... so hard to write. laughing so hard....

a.) to solve your problem... do what i do,

i got a GF, she annoys the **** out of me... have TS and Windows Live Messenger...

PR on the other... when your dead [which for me is most of the time] talk to her.. but when alive.... just play....

and dam... if shes hot....



PR... you can go bye bye fror a day or 2 sorry.... but .... if she is hot and she was my GF... i would be at her house a few times....

lol

I think the thing is, it's not PR is more important then your gf, it's the fact that you either see her everyday or you have to talk to her everyday on AIM for like 3 or 4 hours, when you could be playing. And it's not liek you are doing anything productive, you are just sitting there chatting with them.

I always just wish I could get my gf to get Xfire so I could talk to her when im waiting for respawn.

put jackety sax (bennny hill`s song) on the phone while ure playing pr....that can make anyone happy, even ur squad mates.

Your girlfriend wouldn't happen to be Katie wolf would it lol

I hate that girl. She is a horrible driver, all over the friggen road.