The stones (not the rolling kind)

jerkzilla · Post by **jerkzilla** » 2007-05-06 20:11

I think we should have the option of shoving them up Hum-Vee exaust pipes...

S.A.S jackwebsterdunstan · Post by **S.A.S jackwebsterdunstan** » 2007-05-06 20:17

squishy..nl wrote:No but they will make a fantastic thumping sound wich is far more satisfactory then killing someone

that would be sooo satisfying if it made SUCH a good thump
love to get right behid a usmc, throw a rock at the back of his head, he turns around and you stab him in his face.

Chaosdragon001 · Post by **Chaosdragon001** » 2007-05-07 06:00

You should code it where you can knock someone unconscious with it... lol. Like a poor sniper on a hill.

vassili · Post by **vassili** » 2007-05-07 06:53

{WaRrioR} wrote:I dont think that stones will be able to kill people

dont know if you heard of "stoning"or what ever the sick people call it in the mid east but when a wife cheats of does any thing they dont want, they dig them intill the middle and kill them by trowing stones at em, so yea stones do kill and if you are just running about and get a stone straig in the head you'll hit the deck and then the stone trower has some more time to tacticly trow the living daylights out of you so you will eventualy die ..

arthuro12 · Post by **arthuro12** » 2007-05-07 14:31

vassili wrote:dont know if you heard of "stoning"or what ever the sick people call it in the mid east but when a wife cheats of does any thing they dont want, they dig them intill the middle and kill them by trowing stones at em, so yea stones do kill and if you are just running about and get a stone straig in the head you'll hit the deck and then the stone trower has some more time to tacticly trow the living daylights out of you so you will eventualy die ..

dude, not all people from the middle east do that... geez.. kinda rasict there..

vassili · Post by **vassili** » 2007-05-07 14:40

I'm not saying they all do it, I do think who ever does it is sick.
so dont take it wrong, not ment like that at all,

arthuro12 · Post by **arthuro12** » 2007-05-07 14:46

vassili wrote:I'm not saying they all do it, I do think who ever does it is sick.
so dont take it wrong, not ment like that at all,

ok sorry, my fault... i just have some middle eastern friends who are verry friendly and are actualy AGAINST such stuff and terrorism... (although America is policing the world a bit.sorry.)

sorry

Zodiaccup · Post by **Zodiaccup** » 2007-05-07 14:50

BlackwaterEddie wrote:... whenever i think of this stone idea i keep thinking "he said Jehovah!"

I love this scene.

OFFICIAL:
You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering the name of our Lord, and so, as a blasphemer,...
CROWD:
Ooooh!
OFFICIAL:
...you are to be stoned to death.
CROWD:
Ahh!
MATTHIAS:
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'
CROWD:
Oooooh!
OFFICIAL:
Blasphemy!
He's said it again!
CROWD:
Yes! Yes, he did! He did!...
OFFICIAL:
Did you hear him?!
CROWD:
Yes! Yes, we did! We did!...
WOMAN #1:
Really!
[silence]
OFFICIAL:
Are there any women here today?
CROWD:
No. No. No. No...

ZanderArch · Post by **ZanderArch** » 2007-05-08 21:38

jerkzilla wrote:I think we should have the option of shoving them up Hum-Vee exaust pipes...

Sorry to spoil it for you bud, but that doesn't work. Nothing short of wielding the end shut will cause it to effect the vehicle. If there is any change the object would be budged, it'd launch out like a mini-grenade launcher... Not very much power, but it will toss it a few feet or so.

It would be fun to have a super secret special spot where if you hit it with a rock, you could destroy the thing. Tanks, Choppers, everything would have this little Stoning Spot that'd blow it up like a nuke. Unrealistic, but fun as hell

I think a less racist reference to Stonings would be the Medieval times. Especially shown by the Monty Python Sketch (refrenced by Zodiaccup and BlackwaterEddie)... Stoning!
Not as funny unless you see it.

daranz · Post by **daranz** » 2007-05-08 21:43

I'm sure stones and running jet engines wouldn't mix too well...

Blackhawk 5 · Post by **Blackhawk 5** » 2007-05-08 21:54

Have 2 squads or so line up in the street and throw rocks at APC that drive by...Just like in ISRAEL

DirtyHarry88 · Post by **DirtyHarry88** » 2007-05-08 21:58

Cravixon wrote:Jet engines are built to take pretty big things. Large birds, sand etc.

It's more like it won't cause the engine to explode and result in complete disaster, it will almost definitely wreck the engine though.

ZanderArch · Post by **ZanderArch** » 2007-05-08 21:59

Cravixon wrote:Jet engines are built to take pretty big things. Large birds, sand, Superman, etc.

Edited for teh funny.

daranz · Post by **daranz** » 2007-05-08 22:03

Yeah, bird strikes can do nasty things. A good example. That's not a fighter plane, but the insides of jet engines on fighter planes aren't exactly armored. There's a reason why parked F16s usually have their intakes covered - they are located close to the ground, so foreign objects can easily get inside.

AOD_Morph · Post by **AOD_Morph** » 2007-05-08 22:11

well if a stone headshot on an unhelmeted soldier kills then maybe we wont be drowning in as many Spec ops nubs on al basrah

Deadmonkiefart · Post by **Deadmonkiefart** » 2007-05-08 22:36

Cravixon wrote:Jet engines are built to take pretty big things. Large birds, sand etc.

A single paperclip can shred a jet engine.

El_Vikingo · Post by **El_Vikingo** » 2007-05-08 23:40

If you f*ck a goat, you don't get stoned.....you get to marry that goat!

Raic · Post by **Raic** » 2007-05-09 06:54

youm0nt wrote:Didn't the devs say that rocks will do 1 damage?

So we make a civilan squad, go around one marine and everyone hits the marine with 17 stones

its going to look awful.

Hx.Clavdivs · Post by **Hx.Clavdivs** » 2007-05-09 22:55

While they are at it they could make an annoying journalist running around taking statements from everybody.