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Posted: 2007-07-06 20:49
by geogob
'[R-DEV wrote:eggman']We're working on training rabid ferrets atm.

db wrote some code that releases a rabid ferret when an administrator sets the spawn times to 3 seconds. the ferret then makes it's way to the administrator's house and gnaws off their genitalia.

the actual code is working OK, but the ferrets appear to be bloody stupid. last time we ran a test we thought it failed, but then we found a pack of ferrets gnawing on the testicles of some poor DCon administrator.

my lawyer told me this would be OK as long as we include that in our license agreement and the ferrets are released from Louisiana.
Forget it! I'm not beta testing that :wink:

Posted: 2007-07-06 20:54
by BeerHunter
I have no idea what else the Developers can do to improve the game from it's current Beta stage but if they can find anything to improve....... :D

Posted: 2007-07-06 20:54
by Lucid Nightmare
Attack ferrets....
Could this be the beginning of a self aware version of PR?
=O

Posted: 2007-07-06 21:06
by =Romagnolo=
'[R-DEV wrote:eggman']We're working on training rabid ferrets atm.

db wrote some code that releases a rabid ferret when an administrator sets the spawn times to 3 seconds. the ferret then makes it's way to the administrator's house and gnaws off their genitalia.

the actual code is working OK, but the ferrets appear to be bloody stupid. last time we ran a test we thought it failed, but then we found a pack of ferrets gnawing on the testicles of some poor DCon administrator.

my lawyer told me this would be OK as long as we include that in our license agreement and the ferrets are released from Louisiana.
Thanks for the update! Now I more patient because I know now you are working in a very important stuff.

Posted: 2007-07-06 23:10
by Spearhead
'[R-DEV wrote:eggman']We're working on training rabid ferrets atm.

db wrote some code that releases a rabid ferret when an administrator sets the spawn times to 3 seconds. the ferret then makes it's way to the administrator's house and gnaws off their genitalia.

the actual code is working OK, but the ferrets appear to be bloody stupid. last time we ran a test we thought it failed, but then we found a pack of ferrets gnawing on the testicles of some poor DCon administrator.

my lawyer told me this would be OK as long as we include that in our license agreement and the ferrets are released from Louisiana.
If you need any help on the ferret animations just give me a shout. I try to help you as soon as I finish laughing... which may take a while.