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Heskey wrote:Insurgents could get an ability to 'NICK KETTLE'

Then the brits WOULD be screwed.

"SIR, WE CAN'T GO ON - THEY'VE NICKED OUR KETTLE!"

Or how about a new game mode for Al Basra?

RETRIEVE 9 KETTLES

LMAO all vote Heskey as Lead Dev pleeeeease.

I'm sorry but you all seem to be overlooking one fatal flaw with this BBQ nonsense:
The bloody Aussies.

Now, if we had a BBQ it's more than 95% likely that they'll come along in their bikinis and thongs with steaks and cans of Fosters. That would be a bloody disgrace.

As for tea making machines: YES. We need one.

Actually, I was thinking about how much resemblance the kettle storyline Hesky just imagined bares to the "Bucket" macro set - y'know "Oh noes, they be stealin my buket!" type of thing?

I think Heseky is this guy:
Original from http://xkcd.com/

[R-DEV]e-Gor wrote: Perhaps we should build USB tea makers and then we can have the game actually brew you a cup of tea. THAT would be awesome.

COMING SOON

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i68cEsALWt0

To all the dedicated PR engineers out there.

anyone remember the campfires in ArmA?