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Random person with a KDR of 1:13, who's regrouped with a well organized fire team of two Mech Infantry squads and an APC squad.

"Why is no one attacking the caches?"

Of course, being the medic, I saw an entire squad in the wounded state surrounding the revealed cache.

"Wheres my feet??"

"your squad covers while my squad attempts to overrung the objective toegether with charlie."

"what ?"

"you stay here and shoot while the other squads attack"

"huh ?"

"aw fck it lets just call in a jdam and be done with it."

'[R-CON wrote:Outlawz;948402']

That was a really good one ! "We all are going to die"

"What do you mean "30 second warm up time"?"

SL:"Ok I have one rule or sniper or marksmen kits."
SM 1:"WTF why not"
SL:"Its my squad"
SM: "Well i already got 1"
SM 2:" No you didnt, you just requested it after he said that"
SM1: "No"
SL: "quiet!"
SL: "Bye"
SM 1+2: "Whatz?"
**Kicked SM1 and SM2**





best one ever is, how do i like behind my plane.

Galliruler wrote:I've actually said that.

Or, this one.

"My fastropes are bugged. I did ALT-F4 and the game crashed."

Its good to hear that afterwards

I was in a chopper when the pilot SM said he was goign to let the rops down,he got disconencted(for obvious reasons) and the chopper went down without pilot

As a pilot someone in the back "To the action!"

Today I actually had someone complaining that I wasn't going quick enough when all he said was to take him to the battle when I was waiting for someone to get in who was running towards us. "I need to rack up those killz" Or something akin to that. Suffice to say he was a sniper. :/ Totally not the way it should be played. I can't remember how long he survived out there.

"Goddamn Lag!!!!!!!"

Not heard yet, but after the introduction of Fuel in Project Reality version:1.3

"I'm out of fuel"

ralfidude wrote:"What do you mean "30 second warm up time"?"

Got to add this this one

Pilot: Dude I can't take off! I'm holding down the w button!
Squad leader in back: I thought u knew how to fly?
Pilot: I do but I can't seem to take off.
Squad leader in back: Lets get the hell out of the heli
Squad jumps out as the heli rolls to its side and the pilot try's to save it but kills the squad and blows up
Squad leader: u dumb f#@!

"What are your guy's tickets?"

"How do you set mines?"

Or when your on an insurgency map. "Alright guys I have the H-AT, let's go."

My absolute favorite since 0.8 would be this:

Me: "You ever been a medic in this PR version?"

Him: "Yes"

10 minutes later........

Him: "What's the epipen for?"

a10 pilot: why i cant take off i press W but nothing
server chat: you have to wait before take off holf W
a10 pilot: dude this mod sucks
BANNN!!!

me : why you stole my mig i wait for him 20 min
qualitiv(or something like that): im better pilot , now watch and learn
3 min later :
server chat : what happened with mig ???
server chat: deserted from battlefield.

- "hi im new , how do i request a kit?"

Tank gunner gets in...
Tank driver starts driving.....
Tank gunner jumps out while moving....
Tank driver stops......
Tank gunner jumps back in....
Tank driver starts moving very slowly....
Tank gunner "My gun doesn't work....its broken"
Tank driver "It has to warm up, give it about 30seconds"
Tank gunner waits 30s, moves turret around, then .... "I'm bleeding"

/facepalm

SL- Stay here, we will wait till the Sq4 takes the Temple..

SM- Ya ok no problem.

SL- Enemy tank, stay down!

SM- I see him!! *shots*

SL- F*CK YOU I TOLD YOU TO STAY DOWN!! OUR COVER IS BLOWN NOW!

"It won't let me in!!"

^ crewman/pilot running and jumping all over vehicle, skipping the doors...and he is the driver.

The beating of the Cobra's blades though the air...soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

Just filling in that one for the infantry about to be torn apart

pilot:..sorry i crashed to desk top

me:..its ok

Conman51=US= wrote:pilot:..sorry i crashed to desk top

me:..its ok

And then you get those times where the pilot does CTD, chopper free falls for a good couple hundred feet, you land on the skids and everyone is fine