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Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:32
by Oddsodz
This is just to funny
Chuc shoots from the hip. Always.

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:33
by Vitiation
Rangu wrote:If you crash during a game, it's because Chuc ran out of bullets
Lies!! chuc dont run out of bullets!

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:36
by Psyko
Chuc animates himself

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:41
by Scot
When Chuc gets in an A-10, the GAU-8 fires little bits of his semen.

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:42
by Smegburt_funkledink
Psykogundam wrote:Chuc animates himself
lol,

Chuc can give hand signals and fire from the hip with his bayonet attached.

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:42
by Rudd
^ juck...


Chuc's Joystick allows him to fly enemy aircraft (and we're not limited to talking about game controllers....)

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:43
by Vitiation
Chuc's ghillie renders at long distances

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:44
by LeadMagnet
Chuck doesn't bunny hop.....EVER

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:47
by Ome99
Sombody tried to shoot shoot chuc in PR once, it resulted in bullet deviation ever since!

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:48
by Rissien
Remember that time you randomly died? Chuc looked at you.

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:49
by Rangu
Many good ones here!
Chuc can join full servers
Chuc is often seen on both teams
Chuc punishes without getting teamkilled

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:54
by DeePsix
Tactical Gamer kicks supporting members when Chuc joins the server.

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:57
by masterceo
lolz, epic thread
Chuc is so tough, he can climb buildings without a grappling hook

Chuc can fire both miniguns in BH simulateously

Chuc can kill you with a pilot kit

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 18:59
by Rangu
Chuc could have prevented 9/11, but would rather animate.
          

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 19:02
by Arnoldio
My 2 cents on this PRetty epic thread
The warm up limit on turrets was added because Chuc likes to see enemies die tired.
Runways were longer but Chuc shortened them with bare hands to make room for his everyday strenght exercises
The morphing of the ground on larger maps is nothing else than Chuc playing tricks with your mind.
If you listen closely, you will hear Chuc mumbling the songs when loading in the background.
Faster you go with a jet, closer you will be to catching Chuc
There is no problem with BF2 hitbox, its just Chuc running around and catching bullets while hitting the guys head, that explains the smoke.
Chuc mustn't bunnyhop, if he ever would, the ground would be pushed down.
Chuc's hiding in the crates giving you requestable kits
Chuc can just throw the AT-4 at the enemy tanks
Squadbug is just a stupid joke Chuc made up.

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 19:06
by Matrox
Chuc can beat the US army on Kashan with a civilian kit, and rocks.

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 19:08
by Rudd
The penality for shooting at Chuc is DEATH

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-06-16 19:10
by LeadMagnet
Lee Marvin came back from the dead so that Chuc could animate him into the PR Delta Force faction.