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Its hard to come up whit a physical quantity that would make rhino's e-penis humane whitout making the rest of us small men...

[R-DEV]CodeRedFox wrote:Title changed

Fourm?

They are nothing to worry 'bout.

RELEASE_THE_KRAKEN wrote:*blushes*

Why are the ranks upside down?

I think it´s a UK thing..

Gosu-Rizzle wrote:Allow me to finish that for you:

Let me be gentle and use the 10mm. That would mean Rhino has a 27,7 METER long e-penis

Ye, its really hard to get it into my jeans every morning. Have to wrap it up first then thread it though the legs etc. Takes like 30mins off my day

RELEASE_THE_KRAKEN wrote:Why are the ranks upside down?

British Ranks

EDIT: maa Pain nijaded me

No worries my penis still grew 1mm from this post

RELEASE_THE_KRAKEN wrote:*blushes*

Why are the americans ranks upside down?

Fixed









(the PR team is originally british)

Jigsaw wrote:Well if you had it as 10cm, Rhino's e-penis would be 10906" long or 900'. Or as 10mm it would be 1090" or 90'.

Take that Blue Whale and your 8 foot flaccid penis (yes, I got bored and actually looked it up-but I will not provide the source, as it's a little graphic....**** wise).

[R-DEV]Rhino wrote:Ye, its really hard to get it into my jeans every morning. Have to wrap it up first then thread it though the legs etc. Takes like 30mins off my day

You might want to add another 30mins of passing out due to morning wood

yea basicaly you just post on the forums and every ... 100 or so you get promoted after a while the number jumps to a higher number beofre you get promoted such as right now you are at 29

Pffff rank? Its all bout the join date. I win!








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[R-CON]Rudd wrote:remember, your penis size is proportional to your post count


or was it inversely proportional...I can't remember

The larger your post count - The smaller your penis is and the larger your e-penis is.



After this post, I felt a shrinking in my pants. :/

yeah what others said i just wrote this to get closer to promotion

rushn, your promotion isnt near, dont bother, leave me the fun...

As your superior officer, Winstonkalkaros, I want you to draw in MS Paint a Chuck Norris.

[R-CON]Rudd wrote:remember, your penis size is proportional to your post count


or was it inversely proportional...I can't remember

for your sake i hope it proportional

Rico wrote:Pffff rank? Its all bout the join date. I win!

Nah mate, in this cut throat world its all about the PPD average.

For example:

You (0.34) <<< Me (3.61) <<<<<<<<<<<< Rhino (17.36)

I thought it was the derivative!

uhh, that would make all of them 0.

yes i know

since we have ranks can we command under ranked members and is hazing allowed?

So little Privates and Corporals =(