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"just do what I tell you" followed closely by "somebody throw smoke and raise that idiot that just ran into open fire..."

"what the hell are you doing back there?"
"Medic, can you save me? Medic?"
"ENEMY! (direction)"
"let's regroup"
"guys, i said let's regroup"
"Guys, just go to the move marker so we can regroup!"
lol

"..Stay Together!!.."
"..Wtf are you doing there.."
"..Fucken Listen.."

Most of the time though it is like talking to the wall.

"ok guys spawn at the rally."

"why did you spawn at main!!??"

Who takes the madic kit? *silence* ... that's what i thought.

shit, fuck and other swear words

mic check


... and stuff!

joethepro36 wrote:Ok guys
Let's move guys
Good work guys
C'mon guys let's go
Nice work guys

I have quite the imagination as a squad leader.

omgz. Your genuis.

This is pretty much all I say, too.

Next to "Does anyone want to be medic?"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GO PRONE! PROOONE!"
followed by a thud as one of my squad members gets headshotted.

"Sorry, this is a mumble squad"

That, and "MEDIC!"

Most common is........


NO SNIPERS IN THIS SQUAD!

Quit waiting for your stupid [insert useless kit for the map here, i.e. HAT for fallujah] and get your *** over by me so we can leave this god-forsaken base.

"hodji down the road" or "shit im down, medic can you get me"

sunken wrote:"all the other squad are idiots we are the ones that has do do it"

Damn right on the ball man. I say that all the time. It's true (some commanders say).

"Why the hell are you guys so far apart? Stick close! How can the medic get you if you're 100 meters away?"

Then usually followed by

"Why the hell are you all so close? One grenade could take us all out. Spread out. BUT NOT TOO FAR. Sheesh."

And finally

"HODGIE shoot him. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE SHOOTING? EVERYONE SHOOT DAMNIT."

No pubber ever knows correct spacing or even how to fire his weapon apparently.

Constantly telling ppl to maintain radio silence

''woohoo''

Blah, Blah.... Is On Marker

Easiest way to show what your on about, you always find someone in your squad that is slow

Most likely posted many times before, but it's my favorite heard line.

"I am a tree" or "I am a rock" or "Box"

Always saves lives!

"...Oh Shi-"

"NO WE DON'T NEED A DAMN SNIPER KIT"

I think its "Alright guys ..."

"HOLD YOUR FIRE D4MM1T!