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Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-08-11 20:44
by Rudd
Only chuck and pull off 'the tight fitting jeans' look

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-08-12 16:49
by Sgt. Mahi
Chuc used to kick Neo's *** in The Matrix but he got bored so he decided to plug in to The PR instead

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-08-12 17:17
by bloodthirsty_viking
you crack a joke about chuck, he will get you!---he got me... :? ??:

i cracked a joke about chuck with my freands... now my computer dose not work.... :? ??:

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-08-13 13:47
by bondsan
seven letters later i can post

bullets don't hit chuc they explode in fear the moment they leave the gun

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-08-13 17:27
by Heikkine
my go,
Chuck once thought he was wrong, but he had mistaken
thease are EPIC and full of win!

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-08-14 01:15
by Ecko
The merlin never used too lag, it was only cos chuc kicked it that from that point onwards it was a little more cautious in moving as to avoid the chuc.

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-08-14 07:19
by PaulPL1
Epic topic
Chuc have played PR before BF2 release.
Chuc can fight PLA, as MEC.
Chuc have handheld GAU-8.
Chuc fights MBT with folklift. And wins
Chuc have Positional Sound in TeamSpeak
Chuc can use Tactical Nuke in PR.
Chuc have UGL mounted on knife
Saint Peter runs away, when Chuc starts the battle.
Chuc plays PR on gamepad.
Chuc isn't testing PR. PR is testing him.

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-08-14 16:43
by Cassius
Chuck can play PR on the original gameboy

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-09-06 18:24
by Not_able_to_kill
My try, if it sucks dont tell me
Punkbuster was so scared of Chuc that it changed its name to ChucBuster, Chuc didnt like that, so Chuc destroyed the whole punkbuster corporation, only with his raging look

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-09-06 18:52
by goguapsy
hhjaha this is perfect!

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-09-06 21:56
by Liam[EEF]
1 person saw chuc, they later created the Jizzed in my pants song.

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-09-06 22:11
by Rudd
Chuc didn't need the new 1.5 widescreen support. He just streched his monitor with his bare hands...

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-09-07 01:04
by goguapsy
Chuc can't play AAS. His d*** is so big that he is within capping range at the very beginning of the round.
Chuck Norris - Google Search <<< Google auto-generated this to preserve its presence in the market. That's why Yahoo! never got there.
ok that was gay.

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-09-07 01:34
by Hotrod525
Here my little contribution :

Chuc drop JDAM whit lil bird'

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-09-07 01:41
by Rambo Hunter
As improbable as it seems, Chuc was wrong once. He thought he was mistaken, but he was wrong.

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-09-07 02:22
by Maverick
The reason 1.5 was released without that alt tab fix, was so that Chuc can enjoy the game all to himself

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-09-07 04:14
by tiki-dog
lol the feild dressing one ;)

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-09-07 07:46
by angellfall
Chuc for lulz action :P

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-09-07 14:25
by rampo
Chuc can kill enemies whit a showel

Chuch joins full servers

Chuc can dive while on swimming

Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

Posted: 2009-09-07 17:52
by Masterbake
Chuc can code 87.57 lines of PR weapon statistics on average per night, give or take a few lines depending on the number of toilet breaks he takes and the amount of time he spends eating dinner.