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Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-03 00:58
by ReapersWarrior
Played a great round of yamalia on TG as a squad leader. I had to go but decided to stick around to the end and just when everyone started saying 'gg'

REAPERSWARRIOR HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A SUPPORTING MEMBER.

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-03 03:48
by kanonator
In Op. Barracuda. Full squad in a chopper. Pilot types "how do i deploy flares?"

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-07 10:58
by Web_cole
Round of Ins on Al Basrah, Sl has me sitting on the cache, last line of defence sort of deal. This was the first known cache of the game, so I've been sitting on it practically all round (with assorted forays here and there).

Gunfire and explosions draw ever closer. ****, whats going on? I see some Automatic Fire coming from across the street, re-position away from the window just in case.

Just as I'm redeploying my weapon a Brit walks in the room. Any other 3 seconds all round, I'd of had him.

Oh ffs...

:D

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-07 19:53
by Maybee
Playing a game of Al-Basrah, I was on the insurgents side with a few friends and we ahd set up to defend a cache on the edge of a city. I hear people saying " We've got an APC on the outskirts, circling around ", So i grabbed the RPG kit and began walking through the sand dunes when i come along two other soldiers, one with an RPG and one with an AK47. There was a few pops and I got shot once by a random british soldier, my friendly opened up on him with the AK47 and they killed each other on the spot, I took the bandages and hunkered down with the other RPGer. We ehard the APC incoming so we ready our RPG's and look over the sand dune we were hiding behind, what do we see? The "DONTSHOOT!" squad of civillians were walking towards the APC with their hands up. I laughed a little inside when the APC pulled up to them and the gunner and driver got out. The Civillians kept them busy as the other RPGER and I simultaneously fired our RPG's into the APC and blew it up, killing the Crewmen with shrapnel. The civilians came over to us and bowed. :]

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-08 10:17
by Orca19904
Was playing the infantry version of Ramiel on co-op mode and came to secure Charlie (I think that's it, whichever the multi-story building with the flag on the roof is), and found a whole squad of insurgents on the roof, with me being armed with only an M4A1 on semi-auto. "Oh ****!" :shock:

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-09 02:03
by Orca19904
Almost another similar incident while playing Kozelsk in the same format; was near the end of the round as a Militia medic and had about half a mag left in the AKS-47 when I walked in on half a dozen Russian soldiers in one of the bunkers. Managed to waste a couple of them with the AK before running empty and got tagged before I could duck behind the corner. I got the medkit out and healed myself, then fixed the bayonet on the AK and made a banzai charge and amazingly managed to shank all the remaining soldiers and won the round.

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-09 02:51
by JohnnyTheIED
Maybee wrote:Playing a game of Al-Basrah, I was on the insurgents side with a few friends and we ahd set up to defend a cache on the edge of a city. I hear people saying " We've got an APC on the outskirts, circling around ", So i grabbed the RPG kit and began walking through the sand dunes when i come along two other soldiers, one with an RPG and one with an AK47. There was a few pops and I got shot once by a random british soldier, my friendly opened up on him with the AK47 and they killed each other on the spot, I took the bandages and hunkered down with the other RPGer. We ehard the APC incoming so we ready our RPG's and look over the sand dune we were hiding behind, what do we see? The "DONTSHOOT!" squad of civillians were walking towards the APC with their hands up. I laughed a little inside when the APC pulled up to them and the gunner and driver got out. The Civillians kept them busy as the other RPGER and I simultaneously fired our RPG's into the APC and blew it up, killing the Crewmen with shrapnel. The civilians came over to us and bowed. :]
lmfao, epic.

Gotta love the "DONT SHOOT!!" squads... loool.

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-09 02:53
by JohnnyTheIED
My best civie experience was back on .85 I think, I was full of sprint and some british from vcp decided to run after me. Calculating his sprint consomation carefully, I was preparing my throws and letting him get to like 4-5m before throwing the rocks straight into his face. lol.

Little did he knew, after the 4th or 5th rock, and caughting it out, I stoned him to death, mano a mano. lol.

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-09 04:47
by Dev1200
Making civi squads are deadly.. almost unfair. Just use them as meat shields, or sit around a corner, when the civi runs away kill the persuer with an AKS-74u :)


But my best "oh ****" moment is when your tanking, then suddenly realize your getting shot by a tank, but when you find where he is, there's a second one beside it. OH SHIII *splode*

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-09 04:57
by JohnnyTheIED
Dev1200 wrote:Making civi squads are deadly.. almost unfair. Just use them as meat shields, or sit around a corner, when the civi runs away kill the persuer with an AKS-74u :)


But my best "oh ****" moment is when your tanking, then suddenly realize your getting shot by a tank, but when you find where he is, there's a second one beside it. OH SHIII *splode*
lol this one time we had like 12 civies giving me a human shield all the way to a hummvee parked in desert, Karbala. We got the hummvee crew mob style has a few attackers hided behind the civies.

Then a smart *** decided to IED the whole bunch, jumping on hummvee. lol

Another fun move in INS is to fake unarmed. Drop your kalashnikov or IED kit on the corner, Bait some to come arrest you hands up. Then in a glimpse, run back to hidden kit, grab it and surprise! lol

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-09 11:08
by -=TB=-Tobakfromcuba
placed 10 ied around a cache, got 400m away in a building and waited for the infidels. they came but unfortunately not to the cache, they came to the house i was hiding in. killed 2 with the sks the 3. got me.
and no, they didnt pushed the trigger, i had one ied left in the kit so i assume they didnt noticed the explosives set.

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-10 15:40
by PFCWashburn
I was playing Ramiel and my whole squad had chosen collaborator, and we were running around havnig a rock fight and hanging from trees with our ropes, trying to lure the americans over to us. They finally came, a stryker and a humvee full of troops pulling up right next to us. We all ran away, throwing rocks in our wake, until they learned how to use shotguns to arrest us...

Then later that round, a tank decided to camp our hideout we made and blow us up, trying to aim for the non-collaborators...needless to say he missed a lot and im sure he waited a long time to spawn

all i remember is when we were dancing around on our cellphones and it was the funniest PR moment of my life

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-10 19:06
by karambaitos
My moment is once on mutrah my suqad is getting into a huey we start going back to the carrier some MEC dude shoots a random LAT and kills everyone on the right side of the chopper including the pilot on the left and im the only one left alive (i was on the left side doorgunner position) I see the chopper starting to fall an im like 'hmm.... might survive this' and then i saw a wall in front of the chopper you can guess what happened :)
and there was one very happy MEC that bragged on chat.

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-10 22:25
by victor_phx
JohnnyTheIED wrote:lol this one time we had like 12 civies giving me a human shield all the way to a hummvee parked in desert, Karbala. We got the hummvee crew mob style has a few attackers hided behind the civies.

Then a smart *** decided to IED the whole bunch, jumping on hummvee. lol

Another fun move in INS is to fake unarmed. Drop your kalashnikov or IED kit on the corner, Bait some to come arrest you hands up. Then in a glimpse, run back to hidden kit, grab it and surprise! lol
I didn't even need to hide my kit, one time. I had the "stone" slot selected, with the AKS-74u kit on Fallujah, and an american would come towards me with a restrainer. :|
He obviously believed I was a civilian, despite that turban I had.

Easiest kill ever! I wonder what his reaction was when the "civie" pulled out an AK right in front of him. So, that was an 'oh, ****' moment... for him!

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-10 23:03
by Shredhead99
Today on Jabal. Our (US) Squad is advancing towards Bridge from East Beach, halfway up the hills, as SL yells "contact" and marks a position just 100 meters away. "He's in that ditch!" We were lined up, aware of the enemy, in higher position, thus we should have had the advantage. Suddenly the enemy pops up, a big, fat tube on his shoulders, aiming directly at me. All I could say was "Oh shiiiiit!!!" when the rocket hit me square in the face.
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Did I mention I was the only one killed in this situation?

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-11 01:25
by Galliruler
Chopper Pilot: Oh, hey, lookie there.
*RPG flys at us and causes the Black Hawk to crash*

D:

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-11 03:02
by SierraTangoVic
One of mine I just caught today:


Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-12 06:10
by Orca19904
SierraTangoVic wrote:One of mine I just caught today:

You would think you'd be safe inside a huge concrete bunker like that, since they're just standard general-purpose bombs (Mk-80 series, I believe) and not bunker-busters. Actually had something like that happen to me once. Was playing that same map in co-op mode and saw a Frogfoot turning inbound so I parked my Abrams inside the bunker thinking I'd be safe. Wrong!

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-14 08:22
by SethManson
Yesterday I was playing Muttrah on the MEC team. My squad decided to take two APCs for the game, I was the driver in one and DT(Something) was my gunner. We had been patrolling the Docks and I decided to drive through some crates. Right as I exited the crates I saw a guy with a rocket in his hands run past us. He fired at us from about 10 meters and nailed the APC in the rear. I thought were we going to blow, but DT convinced me we could make it and we did. He scared the **** out of me when I saw him at first.

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments

Posted: 2010-03-14 19:47
by iAstralPr0jekt
I was an insurgent on Ramiel.
I was crossing a road with just a hair of sprint left.
I had my molotov ready and just as a logi truck went to run me over i managed to side hop over a wall, simultaneously tossing my molotov right onto the truck as he went by full speed.
I was close enough to snag my shirt on his bumper, but i got over the wall, molotov planted on this fast moving vehicle and 20meters later he burned to death in the cab.

That was definately my oh **** moment.