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Punkbuster once kicked Chuc, it has been retarded ever since

the only thing better than chuck stopped existing when chuck was born

The BMP/tank bug is just Chuc moving them with his mind.

Chuc fastropes around the map. Horizontally.

In the beginning god said "Let there be light", and Chuc answered "about damn time"

"Chuck Norris maintains that there is no place for John Rambo in PR"

Chuch doesn't walk, the map moves below chuch's legs

Chuck Norris can be an asshat in UKWF, and the admins get banned.

Chuck Norris's HMMVV was once blown up. His team received an extra 5 tickets.

Chuck Norris can make indirect fire... from a SAW.

Chuck Norris can zoom in 4x with aimpoint.

Chuck Norris can make rallies in TG .87b.

Chuck Norris can lock and take out enemy Logi Trucks with the AA.

Chuck Norris can shoot down a Cobra while being inside a building with a ak-74u.

Chuck Norris once molotoved US Main at Operation Chernaruss Freedom. The map was then forgotten and, when Bohemia Interactive used it as a country, Chuck Norris made the FADE Anti-Piracy system take over the game files in Bohemia's server. The result was obvious.

Chuck Norris can make sig pics bigger than 500x200.

Chuck Norris can take down a sniper with a g3 while sprinting. And hip firing.

Morpheus Rising is in aid of Help the Heroes... that got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can be an asshat in UKWF, and the admins get banned.

HAHAHHAHAH


That one is Ace my friend.

what a Dig Up.

Chuc play always colaborator, so that his targets have at least a little chance to survive him.

Chuc can press alt+F4 to deploy a fastrope and it works.


Chuch can ask the dev about crysis and fallout.

Chuck can dual wield 2 mini-guns whilst driving a motorbike, WITHOUT LAG! OMFG!

Chuck can fire 20 hellfire missiles from the UAV simultaneously!

So your cruising through Kashan in an M1A2 with your driver. Suddenly your driver disappears from the server. Thats not a CTD! He just saw Chuck!

Chuck raped Rambo

Chuck raped Hercules

Chuck made The Hulk rape himself!

Chuck can make 30 different girls, in 30 different countries orgasm at once.......... over the phone!

If Chuck can, then you can't!

I Like Big Butts - Sir Chuck-A-Lot

The Bermuda Triangle doesn't exist! Its just Chuck's fart cloud that melted everything away

Chuck IS the meaning of life

Taliban-IED wrote:Chuc play always colaborator, so that his targets have at least a little chance to survive him.

I thought that Chuck played as a civi because he shaved, therefore his beard wouldn't deflect the bullets?

Also, Chuck Norris can start PR without using PR.exe

Chuck Norris can teamswitch to taliban when playing Operation Barracuda.

Chuck Norris has a pet bear, which ran away and has been recently seen in Asad Khal

Wilkinson wrote:HAHAHHAHAH


That one is Ace my friend.

what a Dig Up.

Thanks m

If he wanted to, chuc coud release PR2 right now

When you are on the opposite team to Chuc, the only requestable kit is 'Painless Death'

NOT LONG ENOUGHHH

R-DEV Chuck was once commanding on Korengal Valley. He was the only one against a 63 people Insurgent Team, with no BulletProof glass at the Command Post. He won before he could even get an area attack available.

Chuck Norris can launch hellfires out of the UAV.

R-DEV Chuc Norris sniped a cache, which was inside the building, with a pistol 6001m away. The shot was made in Al Bashrah and landed in Fallujah West

Of course, the server CTDed and DEVs never dared to merge maps again.

Chuc is balanced for lean

When Chuc gets an enemy kit, he doesn't only change his hat - he teamswitches.

When Chuc is BluFor, he always knows where the caches are. Exactly.

When Chuc is playing AAS, he is always within capping range.

Chuc put a carrier in Korengal Valley. And that's true, I've seen that !

The JDAM is actually Chuc flying above a map and crushing the target with his fist.

The slogan "duck and cover" was invented for protection from chuc. It's useless"

Chuc doesn't shoot bullets. He throws 'em

The player who receives the goldmedal is the best player of the match. After Chuc.

Chuc's squadname can have more than 8 letters

PR is generally described as godlike and divine. Chuck allows people to use those words instead of chuclike and chucivine

People who believe in Chuch go to the church of Chuck. Every day.

It is wrong to make a difference between chuc's penis being erected or not. It always hurts

chuwesome thread

Edit:

Chuc once got killed because he was distracted by his massive amount of women. Chuc reached through hi sscreen into the other player's room and nipple-twisted him to death.