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About to start any sentence:

'Alright guys ..[I need you to keep watching that direction, kill anything that moves]'

or

'Alright fellas .. [plan is to cross this road, and nip into that building]'

"why are you being stupid all the way over there, did i even tell you to go there?"
- But there are NMEs there (usually a guy with the marksman kit)
*I DONT GIVE A DAMN GET OVER HERE AND BE USEFUL*

"Oh look how nice no one one is manning the HMG/TOW/AA. (RAGE SPEAK ENSUES HERE)

"great i have to do everything"

"do this"

"do that"

"fuuuuuuuuuuuuck"

"Matrox, stop griefing!"

"Scot, don't retailiate."

"Do what I say when I say it and you'll survive."

"Omfg who asked for this LZ (?)"

"?Really?"

"Fire only if fired upon"

"Listen to me..."

"Why are you over there and not here"

"Listen to me, you might live longer"

/CC

I want you to...

Get on ze .50 kalieberrrrrrrrrrrr!

Then we get over there, and when we are there we will just make an FOB and camp our asses off!

Are the mortars ready?

Place an IED/Mine over here!

Allahoe Ackbar!

Guys I said start storming their positions! (Everyone is looking around and don't know what I meant)

"Hmmmmmm...."

"Ookkkkkkkkkk-"

"Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.... lets"

I do a lot of thinking out loud

"What the hell am i doing as SL... Here you take it!"

"why is no1 using the radio?"

spread.the.fuck.out...


x100

Enemy spotted at "xxx"

"Why do you have the Sniper kit?!"

"Did i say go there (LOUD CUSSING)"

"The fuck is my team doing , are we then only ones on this team"

1. FUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!!!!!
2. i need medic AR grenadier lat and a rifleman. NO SNIPER/DMR!
3. MY team sucks./Are we the only ones that acctually play good here?

"You.....where the f*ck did you wander off to? Why the f*ck are you all the way over f*cking there??? Oh sweet you don't even have f*cking voip in a f*cking voip inf squad..." *kick*

or the ever so classic "Hey man how's it going? *guy takes sniper kit* no no no this is an infantry squad we don't need a sniper. *guy leaves squad and makes 1337 sn1p3r squad* f*cking a**hole.." *entire squad agrees*

or "allahu ackbar motherf*cker" (when owning an insurgent)

lol

"what the fuck?" when noticing when someone is too far away.

"Alright, lets occupy this area, stay on the cap radius, and I want everyone behind some kind of cover."

"Ok, everyone remember, before you fire make sure you're in cover" x 1000 times

I am quite obsessed with cover lol

# contacts, # degrees, moving [direction] (if applicable). I generally try and give my squad as much information as is useful, without getting too longwinded.

"Guys, get back."

"Guys, get off the ridge-line please."

The above sentences repeated several hundred times in one match...