Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-11-10 23:17
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuc Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
Chuck once flew a F22 in Kashan Desert. He liked it and took it home. No one has ever heard of that F22 before.
Chuck doesn't destroy caches - he eats them.
Chuck blew a person... with a HMMVV.
Chuck Norris can fly A-10s in Ramiel lower than Cpl.Malard with the BlackHawk. While dropping 2000lbs bombs.
Chuck once punched Merlin. It then became a chopper.
Chuck has captured the bear at Asad Khal. Then it has never been seen anymore.
Chuck once CPRed a cache 'till it blew. Which didn't take long at all.
Chuc, Chuc, Chuc...Chuck once sniped from H8kp1 on Fallujah west a CO inside the command post with epipens. He was a colaborator.
i have seen the words of the "Chuc" i instantly when blind, deaf and speechless. such is the power of the Chuc.[R-DEV]Chuc wrote:I love you guys![]()
Chuc protects Australia, the ADF is there to protect the rest of the world from Chuc,Australia needs the ADF, but the ADF needs Chuc
Lol good one!Lone-Assassin wrote:Chuc plays MW2 on dedicated servers
true storyChuc killed the bear on fools road, twice
message was 2 shortChuc doesn't walk, the map moves below his legs
typing sum random stuff, u know u dont need to read this? Still reading!? my god stop that ima scared, really whats wrong whit you stop staring now, i command you!!!God said one day ''let there be light!''
Then the devil said ''let there be darkness!''
They both kept doing that for a couple of times untill chuc said''STOP FLICKERING THE LIGHTS!''
Chuc once killed a T90 on Kashan with a rock.. while he was on al basrah
Chuc doesnt need flares in his aircraft, his his beard deflects any type of AA
Chuc can drive his apc through wire barricades
my go at itChuc does not need to use big red. the explosives on big red was made from only 1 strand of chucs hair
Grizzly Adams did have a beard, but Chuc took it away from him
Chuck Norris once lost JUST to see what it feels like.ma21212 wrote:<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JLO1YIWQuXE&hl ... ram><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JLO1YIWQuXE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]