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Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-12-28 05:45
by Meki
steve_06-07 wrote:Chuck Norris once lost JUST to see what it feels like.
Yup. He was young to, learning.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-12-28 11:59
by rampo
Oh what thats just the chuck Norris not the chuc norris who makes all the epic animations and pawns newbs in project reality
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2009-12-28 12:04
by bosco_
Chuc is asian, so he combines both powers from Norris and Bruce Lee in one.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-16 00:59
by Meza82
Chuck is a master of every weapon ever made, and can fire them all at the same time.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-16 23:01
by goguapsy
Chuc can dig foxholes just by thinking about it - not that he really needs them.
Chuc is currently making a law-suit against PR under the argument that, as the game does not depic Chuc Norris as a faction, a kit or a chopper, it may not use the word Reality in its name.
!seven!
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-16 23:04
by CallousDisregard
Meza82 wrote:Chuck is a master of every weapon ever made, and can fire them all at the same time.
Without reloading
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-16 23:50
by Dutch(CAN)
.9 quotes now in order...
Chuc drops his kit at the begining of every round to let you think you have a fighting chance. You don't.
Chuc doesn't understand the meaning of surrender and has replaced the function with 1 round house kick to the face.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-21 20:45
by Lord Ruthe
To request the Chuck kit you must be in a squad of at least 9.
Chucks smoke grenades produce colourless smoke. HIDING IS FOR WIMPS.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-22 01:36
by goguapsy
Lord Ruthe wrote:Chucks smoke grenades produce colourless smoke. HIDING IS FOR WIMPS.
LOL! that was great!
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-22 02:25
by Howitzer
Chuc kills you with the PR bot
If Chuc is spotted , the marker on the map is a landmine.
When someone uses an aimbot, its just Chuc taking control of the character.
Chuc's FOBs comes already built.
I did it yay !
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-22 12:41
by ediko
Every time Chuc kills someone a kitten is born.
Every time Chuc kills someone 2 new enemies are being spawned so that Chuc will never get bored.
What is wrong with these 7 characters?
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-23 10:25
by goguapsy
Chuc roundhouse kicked Darksidesix for claiming he doesn't exist.
Whatchout mate...
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-23 11:47
by TheOldBreed
"Chuc calls in JDAMs without a laser designator "
i can call in a JDAM without a laser designator too...being that a JDAM is GPS guided. haha
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-24 02:41
by Sniperdog
When Chuc pulls out his laser designator, it gets scared and attaches a non expiring laser target to every vehicle on the opposing team out of fear...
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Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-24 02:59
by rampo
Chuc can zoom in whit the minigun
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Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-24 03:01
by Rudd
on CnC, when Chuc is near, the enemy FB refuses to build knowing that it is inevitable that Chuc will roundhouse kick it in to oblivion.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-24 03:04
by rampo
just came up whit one more.
In soviet russia, chuc still kicks ***.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-24 03:27
by single.shot (nor)
The BF2 engine once gazed upon Chuc and it resulted in all the hardcoded parts of the engine.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-24 04:11
by Shooter90
"Chuc's APC carries 9 guys and a logistics truck."
"Chuc doesn't get Carpel Tunnel, Carpel Tunnel gets Chuc."
"Chuc made a YouTube account, but it crashed all the servers."
"By the time you say 'oh sh** it Chuc!' over VOIP, you're already waiting for the respawn counter."
"Chuc created Chinese New Years to celebrate his domination of the world."