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"hey look a C4..."
then tea bag it.... for about 20 seconds BOOM

koolaidman wrote:"hey look a C4..."
then tea bag it.... for about 20 seconds BOOM

In ARMA 2, I was gunning an apache and we got shot down - we managed to land safely. My pilot gets out of the chopper, so do I. After some 20 seconds, he gets sniped, so I t-bag him while I wait for extract.

I t-bagged him for some good 30 seconds before I got head-shotted by a tank... Was hilarious because I was really t-bagging him at the moment!

On Silent Eagle as Russians at the Missile Silo. The Americans sent a squad to try and kill us all (2 squads).

Me: "Uhh, 3 guys, north east."
SL: "What you mean guys?"
Me: "Americans... I got one of em."
SL: "Alright on my way to you."
Me: "Ah **** they got a grenadier. Hurry up-"
Boom. There goes me.

"Did that Cobra see us?"

Half a second later, my question was answered.

"I think that's a te-" RATTATATATATAA.

Op Archer, Bravo Squad.

this happened while i was in charge of driveing the supply truck for my team:

me: (to tank squad leader) tank commander is the road secure
tank commander: yes, your route is secure, please warn my squad with your horn as you aproach
me: roger that im going down the road to resuply...now
*hits horn to warn a friendly tank*
*gets bombed by a hi-alt bomber*

I was crossing a river with my apc, then my gunner says: warrior can't swim.

IN a squad on Kozelsk. Lets attack the Cechens from the north, they are all on the Hunting Camp.

RATATTATATATA "oh there a PKM ill try to do something about it" (I was PKM too)... then somebody sneaks up on a hill behind us. RATATATATA and were all dead.

"how do you shoot enemy"

SgtMajFoley wrote:me: (to tank squad leader) tank commander is the road secure
tank commander: yes, your route is secure, please warn my squad with your horn as you aproach
me: roger that im going down the road to resuply...now
*hits horn to warn a friendly tank*}
*gets bombed by a hi-alt bomber*}

that's so random, love it

"its not even looking at us"

Which crossfire?

I told you to not stand up! (Boom! He got shot)

What colour are bomb cars on this map nowadays?
...
(large explosion)

"that's not our apc right? THAT'S NOT OUR APC!!!"

"hes looking the other way, quick gogogogo!"

*On Mutthra City* "Hey look at that smudge on that hill! What is it!?" "Scheble that would be a sniper"
30 seconds later "I dont like him"

"Did he throw a grenade?''

Famous Last Words in PR:

Keith: Honey get off this game and come to bed with me!

Me: just a second baby! i just have to take this squad to docs...

AA Lock... Booommmmmmmmmmm
....

Me: Ok honey i'am done!

*Crewing an APC with a gunner that can't see the enemy*

-DUDE SHOOT THAT GUY IN FRONT OF US!
-DUDE, AT N! RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!
-DAMN IT, JUST SHOOT IT!
-DUDE JUST... NVM we're dead.
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