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Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-24 04:17
by JohnnyTheIED
Chuck Norris doesn't die from IEDs, approaching molecules shake and heat up from the anticipation of Chuck Norris. Therefor, Chuck Norris owns IEDs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fail, Fail do Chuck Norris, When Chuck Norris and how Chuck Norris Wants it. (this one is for the adults lol)
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-24 04:33
by steve_06-07
Chuck Norris suggested Fastropes and got it.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-02-24 04:39
by Pariel
Chuc Norris doesn't bleed from falling down hills.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-03-01 22:24
by HAVOC
Chuc can kill 2 bullets with one bird
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-03-01 22:31
by DevilDog812
Chuc Norris can skip a lake across a small rock
WARNING: Chuc Norris does not appear in mirror
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-03-02 00:57
by [=TC=]nuetron
The squad bug is because Chuc doesn't want your team to be in small groups. he want's to hunt you all down one at a time...
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-03-02 01:08
by SnipeHunt
Chuc can kill so swiftly it will leave you hoping that it was the ninja that killed you and not Chuc.
Chuc strikes twice.
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Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-09-15 10:13
by 200rabbits
Chuc can play PR on Xbox Live
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-09-15 10:21
by rampo
Chuc doesn't lag out, he lags up
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Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-09-15 11:11
by Skull
Chuc can resuggest all he wants
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-09-15 12:04
by Hotrod525
Chuc use the "Norris limited kit", he need no guns and no armor, just is presence is enought to obliterate every ones playing PR at the same time when he log in...
hehe
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-09-15 12:24
by Not_able_to_kill
Chuc doesnt get kicked in the balls by Punkbuster, Chuc kicks punkbuster on the balls
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-09-15 13:03
by -=TB=-Tobakfromcuba
the map hills of hamyong was an attempt to balance out chucs force. ->didnt worked
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-09-15 13:10
by SlLeNceR
Quote:
When Chuc teabags your corpse in game, it uninstalls PR from your computer
Lol at this.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-09-15 13:41
by Hotrod525
Hehe heres an other one.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-09-15 14:22
by EnermaX
Chuc doesn't need a supply crate for assets. He molds them from the earth and the bodies of his victims
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-09-15 16:00
by CCCode
Chuc makes zombies out of his victims and make them attack the enemy
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-09-15 16:33
by PLODDITHANLEY
Chuc's played out 0.95 and is putting the finishing touches to 0.96.
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-09-15 16:43
by ComradeHX
How about:
When Chuc is the Civie, you do not shoot him... HE SHOOTS YOU!!!
Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2010-09-15 16:49
by goguapsy
The number of deaths a team has is the number of tickets Chuc has... meaning that his tickets never decreases, unless someone leaves the server. As a matter of fact, nobody leaves servers willingly. It's just Chuc expelling them off the server. For some uknown reason, his favourite victims are chopper pilots with full squads in... Or players on TG, which he added the "humorous" "You've been kicked for a supporting member" warning. It's just Chuc logging in.
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