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404. Above Poster is illiterate
405. As soon as you cap the new forward flag the defense flag will go neutral.

408. Your argument is dead upon the uttering of "Well, when I was in the military..." by another player.

410. When you can't tell if it's an enemy and you shoot you always get a headshot. But if it's enemy you miss every time.

411. If you don't know the opposite of loud; people in your squad will know... Quiet...

Sometimes when I see cars that looks like big reds I get a little scared.

413. Servers are either full or empty when you want to play.

414. Big Reds/Gary are always attracted to me, but they will always fail.

415. a bunch of 50cal/coax.... hits doesnt necessarily kill people
HITREG FTW!

416. Even if a match ends 0-0, one team still wins.

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417: You always get interrupted in real life during the most intense moments ... especially when you're a medic while the whole rest of the squad is down.

419: The Canadian LAV-III is topheavy.
420: Your best shots are always teamkills.
421: Useing Cruise Control (tapping J,K, or L while pressing W) is never a good idea in a hot zone.
422: Any landing you can walk away from...
423: Bomb car music on your iPod is hard to explain to your parents. It's even harder to explain to the Department of Homeland Security.

424. If you fly in Co-op, you may as well fly in the Vanilla.
425. Qom will lead to addiction.
426. Never make your Teamspeak button ALT, as you will discover you only ever use the leaderboard at very important times (i.e Flying Heli's, in a heavy firefight).
427. Naming your squad 'RUS' is an automatic allowance to steal any asset you see.
428. Shooting Collaborators will take away ALL of your points. (I had 1000 once and then BAM , not that getting 1000 was my first and only time).
429. Being Suicidal in Hueys in Strike at Karkand pays off, don't deliberately crash but it will trick your computer into thinking you don't care, so it wont lag
430. Blowing up the whole U.S base in Kashan Desert with C4 (a few people putting loads down) in a busy server looks AWESOME. Sorry 1AD.

431- Anything that can go wrong, will
432- If there is one thing that is a guarentee in life, it's that you will always have the n00b in your squad
433- Whatever you think the enemy is up to, isn't
434- Whenever you have the perfect shot on an enemy, your out of ammo
435- Riding in friendly vehicles is just assisted suicide
436- Commanders who know what they're doing never talk, Commanders who don't know what they're doing never shut up
437- Friendly fire is never friendly to the guy being shot at
438- Calling for evac is similar to trying to get help from a customer service line. It never helps
439- Any asset you need, will never be manned
440- Lag spikes only happen when the enemy is within 50m
441- No matter how stealthy you think you are, the enemy will always know where you are
442- Nobody will ever defend a position until they start getting spawn killed
443- Enemy weapons are always better
444- Your weapons are always worthless
445- The only time your teammates will mistake you for an enemy is when you're doing good
446- Suppression fire, isn't
447- The enemy has access to a portal that appears behind me, that nobody talks about, and everybody uses
448- Airstrikes will always land short of the target
449- By the time you frag a room, the enemy has used a mystical back door
450- Your team's sniper is always sleeping in a corner
451- Whenever another squad is calling in coordinates, they have their map upside down
452- The CO always goes AFK just as it hits the fan
453- No plan survives spawning
454- Nobody will set up an FOB until the game is over
455- For every person who you think is incrediably annoying on your team, there are 5 more on the other team. And you won't find this out until you change teams and can't switch back.

456. The medic is usually one of the first people shot in a firefight
457. All games are fun when you play with someone from a non/partial english speaking country

458. True stated from above, even when one person from that squad is like a translator it all gets ten fold better.

459. Tank battles are like hide and seek all the time.

500. The bearing you shout out to your squad mates of targeted enemy does not necessarily apply to all of your squad mates most of the time.

501. Only T-54's have a high enough angle to shoot down attack planes and helicopters at closer ranges.

502. Sometimes when no one knows why they died, only one person knows that their squad just got flanked by another squad.

503. It is always fun to see a body fly twenty feet in the air when blasted by HEAT round dead on.

503. IEDs can move bodies great distances. It is then great fun to watch the BLUFOR puzzle over how to get to their SL's body that's 50 feet away from where he started, and is now next to the insurgents who just blew him up

504. AK-74 w/ ACOG sucks hard.
505. Crouch when you shoot.
506. M1014 is ownage