R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts

[doop-de-doo]

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Chuc kills the entire enemy team during single lag spikes.

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The surrender animation was developed so others could worship him properly.

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[mezlay2]

chuc can hold the m2 50 .cal in his hands and fire without recoil

chuc already has PRV, PR2 v2.0 PRARMA2 0.95

remember when your helicopter spinnes and you think its because you tried to start without warming up the engine: It was chuc coughing

[Murphy]

Chuc already destroyed all the Caches in PR:A2.

Chuc doesn't need lazes for CAS, he flicks bombs from main.

Arty strikes aren't arty, it's just Chuc trying to hock a loogie.

Chuc and Gary never got along, Gary has explosion envy.

[Rudd]

The 10 ticket siren is there to warn you that Chuc is about to destroy you.

[killonsight95]

the ticket counter is actualy the chuc timer, ever ticket is one chuc second

[karambaitos]

chuc doesnt actually work on PR he stares at the monitor until his PC starts doing what he wants

[CCCode]

chuc doesnt actually work on PR he stares at the monitor until his PC starts doing what he wants

Witch he only needs to do for a few houndreds of a second

[Moonlight]

Chuck is already playing PR 9.5.


yes. 9.5

[BroCop]

The 10 ticket siren is there to warn you that Chuc is about to destroy you.

Was it? I was pretty much sure its just a notification when he logs online.

[JohnnyTheIED]

When Chuck Norris kills you in PR, You actually feel the need to thank him via mumble.

[Johncro]

When Chuck Norris kills you in PR, You actually feel the need to thank him via mumble.

Thats good.

Spelt CHUC wrong


You might need to get your thank you cards out

[communistman]

When Chuc rushes docks on Muttrah, he first goes for a swim in the ocean, hikes through the surrounding mountains, and finishes building the construction site, all with his BTR on his back. He then proceeds to discard the BTR and absorb the souls of everyone on the server.

Chuc strikes again.

[JohnnyTheIED]

Chuc Norris is so awesome, when he plays PR his beard goes out clubbing.

It then comes back with several attractive young females for when Chuc Norris feels like going to bed.

Meanwhile, the females applaud his l33t PR skills, while feeding him diet pepsi and doritos.

[illidur]

every map should be called texas. because chuc is always behind you.

chuc doesn't restrain civis, he roundhouse kicks them.

chuc fills his dodge with the blood of his enemys.

when chuc clicks in a civi car it plays "Eyes of a Ranger".

[manligheten]

• Chuc doesn't do friendly fire.
• Since the day Chuc ate McGyver, Chuc makes Aspartam Chemical Gas Grenades out of Diet Coke.
• If you are beating Chuc, it's a trap.
• If Chuc's enemies think they are losing and Chuc thinks they are losing - only he's right.
• Both Chuc's diversion you are ignoring and his main offensive, is Chuc.
• Contrary to Newtons 2ond law of physics, Chuc experience no recoil.
• Chuc is a armoured airborne ranger marine specialist cavalry commando.
• The only award Chuc doesn't have is the purple heart.
• Chuc doesn't trigger either enemy or friendly mines.
• Chuc uses 7.62 and 6.5 for his m16.
• Chuc is a right wing rightist. He's always right. He converted the PLA to capitalism and then kicked their asses for being pussy turncoats and then had *********** with their women on T*an*n**n Square singing anti war songs.
• Chuc drop vBF2 arty anywhere anytime in PR and drops PR jdam anywhere, anytime in vBF2.

[HeXeY]

Chuc has finished the PR single player campaign

[manligheten]

Chuc Norris Maps facts:

• On Gaza Beach, Chuc actually made peace between IDF and Hamas.
  (so that)
• On Asad Khal, Chuc defend his mansion against both IDF and Hamas, while having a bacon BBQ with his friends.
• On Muttrah, after the helis have taken off, Chuc take a ride with the USS Essex to MEC fortress and captures it. He than sprints to docks and charges every US Marine that dismounts the helis with treason, for not capturing Muttrah Docks fast enough. He then seizes all the houses in the town with swimming pools.
• On Kashan Desert, Chuc has put all the sand in his shoes in your shoes.
• On Fools Road, Chuc makes it undoubtedly clear who's the fool.
• On Op. Ghost Train, every time you falsely thought you got shoot on the railway, it was Chuc steamrolling you with the ghost train.
• On Op. Barracuda, Chuc hunts all the scared-to-death PLA to one side of the island, thus making it to capsize.
• On insurgent maps Chuc concentrates on Hearts and Minds, having *********** with the female locals, leaving the fighting for BLUFOR.
• On Beirut, Chuc throws the IDF back into the ocean.
• On Jabal Al-Burj, Chuc drives around with the HMWWs irrationally, thus inducing global warming, which fills the dam and drowns the MEC.
• Finaly, Chuc built both the bridges over the river Qwai...

[Chuc]

This is having a resurgence I see

[MaxSalvatore]

Chuc's deployed grenade traps are as effective as GARY.

God! Save us!

[sweedensniiperr]

Chuc's deployed grenade traps are as effective as GARY

God! Save us!

and they never teamkill, don't forget that