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Chuc kills the entire enemy team during single lag spikes.

The surrender animation was developed so others could worship him properly.

karambaitos wrote:chuc doesnt actually work on PR he stares at the monitor until his PC starts doing what he wants

[R-DEV]Rudd wrote:The 10 ticket siren is there to warn you that Chuc is about to destroy you.

JohnnyTheIED wrote:When Chuck Norris kills you in PR, You actually feel the need to thank him via mumble.

When Chuc rushes docks on Muttrah, he first goes for a swim in the ocean, hikes through the surrounding mountains, and finishes building the construction site, all with his BTR on his back. He then proceeds to discard the BTR and absorb the souls of everyone on the server.

• Chuc doesn't do friendly fire.
• Since the day Chuc ate McGyver, Chuc makes Aspartam Chemical Gas Grenades out of Diet Coke.
• If you are beating Chuc, it's a trap.
• If Chuc's enemies think they are losing and Chuc thinks they are losing - only he's right.
• Both Chuc's diversion you are ignoring and his main offensive, is Chuc.
• Contrary to Newtons 2ond law of physics, Chuc experience no recoil.
• Chuc is a armoured airborne ranger marine specialist cavalry commando.
• The only award Chuc doesn't have is the purple heart.
• Chuc doesn't trigger either enemy or friendly mines.
• Chuc uses 7.62 and 6.5 for his m16.
• Chuc is a right wing rightist. He's always right. He converted the PLA to capitalism and then kicked their asses for being pussy turncoats and then had *********** with their women on T*an*n**n Square singing anti war songs.
• Chuc drop vBF2 arty anywhere anytime in PR and drops PR jdam anywhere, anytime in vBF2.

• On Gaza Beach, Chuc actually made peace between IDF and Hamas.
  (so that)
• On Asad Khal, Chuc defend his mansion against both IDF and Hamas, while having a bacon BBQ with his friends.
• On Muttrah, after the helis have taken off, Chuc take a ride with the USS Essex to MEC fortress and captures it. He than sprints to docks and charges every US Marine that dismounts the helis with treason, for not capturing Muttrah Docks fast enough. He then seizes all the houses in the town with swimming pools.
• On Kashan Desert, Chuc has put all the sand in his shoes in your shoes.
• On Fools Road, Chuc makes it undoubtedly clear who's the fool.
• On Op. Ghost Train, every time you falsely thought you got shoot on the railway, it was Chuc steamrolling you with the ghost train.
• On Op. Barracuda, Chuc hunts all the scared-to-death PLA to one side of the island, thus making it to capsize.
• On insurgent maps Chuc concentrates on Hearts and Minds, having *********** with the female locals, leaving the fighting for BLUFOR.
• On Beirut, Chuc throws the IDF back into the ocean.
• On Jabal Al-Burj, Chuc drives around with the HMWWs irrationally, thus inducing global warming, which fills the dam and drowns the MEC.
• Finaly, Chuc built both the bridges over the river Qwai...

Chuc's deployed grenade traps are as effective as GARY.

MaxSalvatore wrote:

Chuc's deployed grenade traps are as effective as GARY

God! Save us!