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"Dude!"
"What?"
"Did you see that?!"
"What?"
"THAT RIGHT THERE!! HOLY SHIIIII *rapid machine gun fire*
"Dude double u tee eff? Theres nothing there.."
"LOOK! LOOK RIGHT THERE 256!"
"Your retarded just go"
*Que fast forward to a few minutes later*
"DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDDDDDDEEE!!!!"
"What the fu*k is wrong with yo-"?!?!
*Gun fire, Loud thumps, Screams from VOIP and the death of me and my Squad mate*
Bear on Asad Khal
True story. *Sips coffee*

Squadmember : "Did they change the civis in 0.917 ? "
Me : "No , why ?"
Sm : "Because that civi has a shotgun ..."
Me: "Wha... ?!" ----- DEAD

i think i saw a saw (1 second later) He kill me (and the rest of the squad)

alberto_di_gio wrote:classic. though my last words on that occasions are always: "oh shit!"

Same then I get kicked for cursing.


Got another one was playing in Karbala was in a logistics squad. We get to this bridge.

"Biggles run across that bridge see if you die"
"ok"
I get across and survive so I get picked up. We drive down the road and we get hit by a RPG and die.

On Jabal: "[To my full squad at start of round] Ok Guys get in this huey as this bloke created the Huey squad so Im sure he can fly..."

30 seconds later he crashes into sea on takeoff. Tw*t...

BIGsmalll wrote:"Dude!"
"What?"
"Did you see that?!"
"What?"
"THAT RIGHT THERE!! HOLY SHIIIII *rapid machine gun fire*
"Dude double u tee eff? Theres nothing there.."
"LOOK! LOOK RIGHT THERE 256!"
"Your retarded just go"
*Que fast forward to a few minutes later*
"DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDDDDDDEEE!!!!"
"What the fu*k is wrong with yo-"?!?!
*Gun fire, Loud thumps, Screams from VOIP and the death of me and my Squad mate*
Bear on Asad Khal
True story. *Sips coffee*

There is a bear on Asad khal amirite?

Upon entry of of enemy MBT:
"Gee, I wonder if anybody's lased that ta-" (BOOM)

Always check your TZ's, CAS types!

[me] - "I've got a possible fix on a TOW guys"
[squad leader] - "what cordinates?"
[me] - "umm.. umm.. hold on east.. 255"
[squad leader] - "alright lemme have a look... No Fox, that's a crate.. let's go"
[me] - "it is? im quite sure I saw it moving.."

we turn around to return to our car

*sssschhhhhh..*

"GET DOWN TOW INCOM-" BAM


"dead"

yes, it was a TOW..

"Contaaaaaact!"

"Is that a rock or a grenade?"

Haji with a Handgun wrote:"Is that a rock or a grenade?"

LOL, reminds me of once...

I was Taliban in Korengal Valley. When of the squad members says "Guys, use grenades, grenades are an insurgents best friend!"

Literally, 2 seconds later:

BOOM. I'm bleeding badly.

"Or his worst enemy..."

I LOL'ed.

I was APC gunner. I saw enemy tank and said to my driver - ''Do what you can best - DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!''

Driving a BMP on Zatar some time ago. "awwwww ****, water stop, stop, stop, CRAAAAAAAAPP *Closes eyes*...... *opens them again* "WTF its floating o.0"

is this a tow in front of us ?

Squadmate: "OH theres a guy in the corner!"
Me: "No that's m.."
[TEAMKILL]
Me: "Meeeee...."

Usually shrug it off, really no biggie as long as it wasn't intended. Always the instant headshots on friendlies too.

Mcluv: "Hopefully we will be out of range"

I can clearly see that is not a mine.

This video from 06:10 to 06:30

"Who won the round?"

-------------------

Striker somewhere in Haji Karbala

Me: Did they change civis in 0.91?
Driver: no, why?
Me: he doesn’t have white clothes.
Driver: kill him, must have dropped his kit.
Me: yup, that was a civi
Driver: Haji, kill him!
Me: Duche, that was another civi
Driver: sorry.
Me: civi’s have rpg’s?..... BOOM!
Driver: where are you, got Striker ready to go.
Me: be there in 5 minutes….