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sry, it isn't paint at all, but that was defenitly my funniest pr moment.

K4on, that is win.

lol this is what we sometimes do on falujjah ) ) OWNING WITH CIVISSS :

K4on wrote:
sry, it isn't paint at all, but that was defenitly my funniest pr moment.

We have a winner.

Here's the scene:



Here's what happened:

I'm driving an LAV, deep behind enemy lines, looking for a FOB or BTR-60 to obliterate when I hit a dead end in a lackluster part of town, just south of the Mosque near the main road. I proceed to make a two point turn getaway, except when I get to point two, the LAV becomes cemented to the ground and will not budge. I look around me and I'm a good 5 meters from the nearest object. So I think of all the way to move the thing, exiting and entering the squad, the works. My gunner decides to take a whack at it with no successes. He then proceeds to get out of the vehicle for some reason and gets destroyed by a grenade that was thrown before he got out... TEAM RETARD HAS ARRIVED. Being alerted to their presence, I fire HE rounds all over the place, taking out a few of them. While I'm pummeling them, retard extraordinaire fires his RPG-26 at me... STRIKING ME DEAD IN THE FRONT ARMOR. This does almost no damage and I turn to face him... he's standing in the goddamn middle of the road, directly in front of me. Apparently the buildings all around me, which he came from, were too scary for him and he opted for a more well-lit vantage point. Best part is, he had a buddy standing right next to him! It was a convenient two kills. So this goes on for a good 10 minutes while Team Retard shoots at me with their small arms. Oddly enough, they never thought to try the LAT thing again, or (gasp!) and INCENDIARY grenade! Meanwhile, my former crewmate is getting a logi truck all the way from docks to see if we can dislogi the LAV (oh that's right, I went there). He gets through whatever defenses the other MEC guys had and succeeded in ramming the LAV a couple of meters, but died before he could get back into the LAV as team retard noticed he was there after a minute or two. So, I had to give up the gun and see if I could move the damn thing, with no luck. I waited for Team Retard to stop testing the LAV armor and figured I'd scare them by jumping out and shooting at them until they managed to kill me.

sweedensniiperr wrote:well it's not a "pr moment" but what the heck...

The day of a pr player at 0.9

did you draw yourself getting progressively sweatier over the days? lol

Killer-Ape wrote:

Don't know why I did it...WTF

That's a Predator, isn't it.

charliegrs wrote:did you draw yourself getting progressively sweatier over the days? lol

i tried my best lol, and he isn't really me, he just symbolizes me

hiberNative wrote:haha, yeah, the only time you are able to one shot enemies are when they turn out to be friendly ;|

Can't agree more. That is an real epic and its quote is: "Are you about to take an impossible shot? Think Again!"

Love this Thread!

JDAMs can be funny.

Updated for 0.9



It's funny because they tried to get away.

Stemo,

Please do some more stuff! I've been waiting around patiently and I'm starting to run out of it

sweedensniiperr wrote:i tried my best lol, and he isn't really me, he just symbolizes me

I'm so glad you clearled that up mate, I thought it was an actual photo of you

Lol

Every goddamn time...

well, not so funny, but happens all the time

Something i made for this thread.

The insurgent is Mr. T, and he is white with a black face, and his pants are half-way down; looks like he got caught pleasuring himself off the exhaust!

elronhir wrote:well, not so funny, but happens all the time

Ahahahahaha...so true. I run into a hot zone to revive a fellow SM and.........the ground is literally littered with friendly bodies EVERYWHERE. I usually ask them to keep calling for a medic so I can pinpoint their location. Sometimes I had to dig under 2 bodies just to find my SM. Good times man...good times....and lots of team points.

Kasp