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"I'm gonna grab a motorbike"

"I HATE THAT SONG, WHERE IS THAT CA........"

You know, I know most people say "Oh Sh*t!" right before dying, right?

Well, a few days ago, I said "Oh SH*T!, we're dead" 5 seconds before hitting the mine. Why didn't I stop? I don't know. I would sound so stupid if we didn't die, right?

Im going down.
MINE!

Btw, anyone have anything funny about burning sands "killzone"?

On a Public top ten:
10. "Need ammo".
9. "Is that a friendly?".
8. "Bleeding out, need a medic".
7. "Frag out", squad member inevitably bounces grenade off wall and lands in middle of squad.
6. "Contact".
5. "Can't really type when flying".
4. "Enemy plane raping main".
3. "Target the AA vehicle!", gunner is of'course more interested in racking up inf. kills.
2. "You do know they have thermal?", repeatedly said to new squad members standing right next to my sniper position or hanging over the edge of building.

And the number one compilation:

1. "Are those friendly mortars?", "Cease fire mortars", "I think our mortars are trying to tk us".

Tarranauha200 wrote:Btw, anyone have anything funny about burning sands "killzone"?

There was this time, fifteen minutes or so after the initial release, when we loaded into a vehicle and drove toward the objective to find ourselves in the dome of death.

"TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND! GO BACK NOW!!!!!!"

Hy look there's an Arty IED right here.......!

Scared_420 wrote:theres lots of room to squeeze the humvee inbetween those mines.... you will respawn in 30 seconds

Reminded me of this video I saw.... hope it's on topic enough....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4CQfaBGWSo

Pilot - Think I can make it between those two trees?
Gunner - Nope
Pilot - Oh ye of little faith, look how big that is...

*Hear a crack....
Voices - Oh, Oh, Oh shit!
Gunner - Get it under control!
Pilot - Got it Got it Got it

Pilot - Mayday Mayday Mayday....


Ouch...

(sees a gary in our base parked)

"what the f----" (BOOOOOOOM!!!!) (lays there on the ground bleeding to death) "!b playername epic base rape"

(respond in 60 seconds)

delete this please... wrong post (just this)

Here the Whistle of a JDAM coming in
"Fu..." BOOM!

Walking along road, "Careful guys there's an IED here" *BOOM*

CLAYMO-

"(pilot to passengers) watch this"

"Do i hear an apc?"

i said this when i was gunning an apc, forgot the map though.
"keep moving i dont want to eat HAT for breakfas-" *BOOM*

"Where should I look?"
"What do you mean 'where should I look', there are 360 degrees of where to look!"
Seconds later, nade spam.

CrosswalkNorway wrote:Pilot - Think I can make it between those two trees?
Gunner - Nope

Bet that guy was like .. WHAT DID I SAY !

"I'm bleeding badly. Tell Little Jimmy I won't be comin' home this Christmas"

*Sees a nade lying for god knows how long*
Voip: "Medic, get out the pins"

"It's ok, we're not burning"