Language is a huge problem...

[MoshPanda]

oi mate, one more thing, check out the 'NATO phonetic alphabet' .
U should be proud of speaking Chinese coz u could hook up some chinese hotties.
And U Know It +10086

[MoshPanda]

Ha

Hoots mon, away and bile yer heid ya midden jakey

Here's a delightful lesson in Scottish culture for you all (NSFW... not that your co-workers would understand whats going on or anything ):

perfect accent - YouTube
remind me that.