When n00bs attack!

waffenbaum · Post by **waffenbaum** » 2005-07-07 12:12

I was pissed that as a commander I couldn't even enter the satilite trailer for cover, and instead had to crouch behind it and hope noone shot me while I did part for the home country. I don't think the commander would be present ON the battlefield along with the grunts, that's just too much of a liability, If anything, it'd be better if the commander wasn't even "ingame" as a character while commandeering, besides, you rack up enough arty kills and points without ALSO shooting manually.

Post by **Wolfmaster** » 2005-07-07 12:14

yeah but the commander should be killable. i mean irl the commanders aren't invulnerable, they're just a little farther away from the bullets.

Buckshee=RTY= · Post by **Buckshee=RTY=** » 2005-07-07 12:31

IRL i would send the little ******* who initiated the mutiny to lail

Post by **Wolfmaster** » 2005-07-07 14:41

lol

hey, we should be able to do that. the commander should have like a counter-mutiny vote to punish the guy who initiaded the mutiny!

lol

Buckshee=RTY= · Post by **Buckshee=RTY=** » 2005-07-07 15:34

I like your track of thought mate

Post by **Wolfmaster** » 2005-07-07 15:42

i had this stupid thing today which proves our point once again. i was commander. or at least i applied to be commander. 5 seconds after i'm accepted there's a mutiny vote.......

then later on another server i order an arty strike, tell all squads to get away. but one guy isn't in a squad so he can't here my 'move, artillery!' command and just stands there while there's a big flashing red arty symbol. then he gets tked by an artillery shell. he punishes. i get mad and tell him 'in case you didn't know there's a big red flashing sign when the arty is firing which means get out of there and if you get tked it's your own fucking fault.

noob pubbers....

waffenbaum · Post by **waffenbaum** » 2005-07-07 16:08

My personal hater is the one where the other guy tries to run you over, and when failing, bails and JUMPS like there's no tomorrow. And once he is done spraying and praying, he goes back to the jeep and repeats.

I only managed to survive that ONCE, by taking his jeep as he left it. Oh, and that was grand, because he was FAR from anything drivable.

Post by **Wolfmaster** » 2005-07-07 16:49

waffenbaum wrote: I only managed to survive that ONCE, by taking his jeep as he left it. Oh, and that was grand, because he was FAR from anything drivable.

that's gotta be great.... imagine him having to walk all the way back to the fight...

Buckshee=RTY= · Post by **Buckshee=RTY=** » 2005-07-07 18:43

Wolfmaster wrote:that's gotta be great.... imagine him having to walk all the way back to the fight...

Hehe, no need for walking...his commander just has to order an arty strike anywhere on the map...somehow he'll get in the middle of it

Buckshee=RTY= · Post by **Buckshee=RTY=** » 2005-07-07 19:59

This is the new weapon to be issued to noob players who find it cool/funny to mutiny a perfectly good commander....

waffenbaum · Post by **waffenbaum** » 2005-07-07 20:04

Ever notice that when you actually HAVE a piss-poor commander, the voting never comes through? There should be some all-mighty server nazi god-being of doom that could just, kick and burn people who can't play nice.

HarbingerCMT · Post by **HarbingerCMT** » 2005-07-07 20:57

If you wanna get away from the "noob" menace, try to find a server that includes adult in the title. Snot nozed 12 year olds get more enjoyment destroying the BF2 experience for everyone else than actually playing the game. If you can find a mature server - you'll see more folks interested in cooperating.

Buckshee=RTY= · Post by **Buckshee=RTY=** » 2005-07-07 21:51

waffenbaum wrote:Ever notice that when you actually HAVE a piss-poor commander, the voting never comes through? There should be some all-mighty server nazi god-being of doom that could just, kick and burn people who can't play nice.

LOL

I totally agree...tonight I was on a server and the CMD was poor...no arty, no supplies etc, and when I tried to mutiny him (LOL going against my own posts), not enough people voted - so he stayed...and I never got my supplies or UAV

, I wanted to beat him with a shitty stick

But instead I was beaten with that stick...by a guy on the other team who'se commander put UAV's up and did a good enough job to let his buddies know where I was!!...Fair play.

In summary - we can't do anything to stop some spotty little kid playing as commander (because of his 'time played score'), and NOT skill, and basically losing the game through being totally anal, and when genuine guys like myself and my respected fellows of this site try to 'step in', we get nowhere!!

The battle is long, and on many fronts.....

Tomcat · Post by **Tomcat** » 2005-07-08 03:00

Buckshee=RTY= wrote:
waffenbaum wrote:Ever notice that when you actually HAVE a piss-poor commander, the voting never comes through? There should be some all-mighty server nazi god-being of doom that could just, kick and burn people who can't play nice.
LOL I totally agree...tonight I was on a server and the CMD was poor...no arty, no supplies etc, and when I tried to mutiny him (LOL going against my own posts), not enough people voted - so he stayed...and I never got my supplies or UAV , I wanted to beat him with a shitty stick But instead I was beaten with that stick...by a guy on the other team who'se commander put UAV's up and did a good enough job to let his buddies know where I was!!...Fair play.

In summary - we can't do anything to stop some spotty little kid playing as commander (because of his 'time played score'), and NOT skill, and basically losing the game through being totally anal, and when genuine guys like myself and my respected fellows of this site try to 'step in', we get nowhere!!

The battle is long, and on many fronts.....

Hey Rich...good to see you around...

A couple of servers that I was playing the other day...one team had no commander for all the round...since noone wanted to do it....of course..the other team that had commander was raping us to death....until I took over as a commander....and we were still getting raped after...lol...

keef_haggerd · Post by **keef_haggerd** » 2005-07-08 03:28

Uhg I've been palying on the TomClancy server and have been having a good time.... then after i downloaded the patch... i couldnt play on the server because THEY didnt have it yet =/ and thats a good server, always a spot open, and never too many noobs i notice.

Post by **Wolfmaster** » 2005-07-08 09:41

Buckshee=RTY= wrote:This is the new weapon to be issued to noob players who find it cool/funny to mutiny a perfectly good commander....

aah yes. if you´re stupid enough to mutiny good players you gotta be stupid enough to fire that thing.

but here´s a serious suggestion. if you start a mutiny and it succeeds you automatically get to be commander. or in other words people won´t vote to get a chance at being commander because they know they won´t get it but the one who started the vote will. this way people will only vote if the commander is really pisspoor. if the mutiny fails you get a point punishment or something so people don´t start mutinies every 5 sec because of the risk.
now all we gotta do is find a way to get people to vote when the commander sucks....

HarbingerCMT · Post by **HarbingerCMT** » 2005-07-08 15:24

"if the mutiny fails you get a point punishment or something so people don´t start mutinies every 5 sec because of the risk.
now all we gotta do is find a way to get people to vote when the commander sucks...."

That's the best idea I've heard yet for those guys that have more fun calling votes than playing the freaking game! I hate it when two or more guys get involved in a "kick war".

Post by **Wolfmaster** » 2005-07-08 15:39

i've never seen kick wars yet but i can imagine what it's like. tell everyone to vote when one tries to kick the other again and then when the vote succeeds start a vote to kick the first guy. so you got rid of both.

When n00bs attack!

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