Help! I'm drunk.

bigbossmatt · Post by **bigbossmatt** » 2007-01-09 23:42

Griffon2-6 wrote:You have too much time on your hands.

And so do I

Funny post!

causticbeat · Post by **causticbeat** » 2007-01-10 00:40

the first few drinks are preformance enhancing, but the last few are more akin to helicopter crashes and ill-fated knife assaults

ArmedDrunk&Angry · Post by **ArmedDrunk&Angry** » 2007-01-10 00:53

lmao
ill fated knife attacks ...
rofl how did you know ?

causticbeat · Post by **causticbeat** » 2007-01-10 00:56

Knife vs. M4 always seems like a good idea until you realise the (sober) person that your facing doesnt find knife fights quite as entertaining

R@ge · Post by **R@ge** » 2007-01-11 08:15

causticbeat wrote:Knife vs. M4 always seems like a good idea until you realise the (sober) person that your facing doesnt find knife fights quite as entertaining

Especially if you manage to take him out....

Then they may respond like this: "Cheaaater.." "hacker..." You FU&%¤/...." and so on......
you probably know what I’m trying to describe..

Well.. In situations like this it's very important to calm things down with a,
"I'm drunk, what's your excuse?" comment.....

For some reason they sometimes disconnect after that,,, strange....

TJ-A- · Post by **TJ-A-** » 2007-01-11 08:32

I wonder if the entire Helix gang suffers from posttraumatic stress/shellshock....

Maybe that`s why we drink?

TJ

Hx.Clavdivs · Post by **Hx.Clavdivs** » 2007-01-11 17:13

I personally think its our viking heritage. Everytime we go to war to fight the big fight, we feel impelled to drink lots and lots of meed.

Then again, considering that the only intresting thing we did before the year 1814 was to drink, pillage, rape and steal the finer wine from the munks over the pond, it might be because we want the glory and fame. Oh, and an excuse to drink offcourse.

I have noticed lately, that even when I am completely sober, people ask if I'm drunk. Come on people! Slurred speach. Increased foul language. Extremely optimistic. Gets lost in the intersection at Muttrah city. When completely winchester and can only throw rocks, attacks APC from behind.

These are signs that I am drunk.

Haarek84 · Post by **Haarek84** » 2007-01-12 12:51

mjòd..

Darkpowder · Post by **Darkpowder** » 2007-01-12 14:30

Hx.Clavdivs wrote:In the future, we might have to mark the squads "DRUNKVOIP" or "D-VOIP".
Refresh my memory Darkpowder, did I behave last time?

Oh so as far as i remember, yes indeed. hmm drunken fighting with mead inside... reminds me of some LARP'ers i know. The types that know more about norse history than the average swedish or norwegian person.