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"I'm just stopping to set a rally, stay in the truck."

"I said stay in the truck!"

"No, the pilot isn't going to land on a 45 degree slope, you have to JUMP!"

"So what if you die? As long as the medic makes it..."

"I need another guy for a rally"10mins later "Finally...NO! I GOT FUCKIN KILLED"

"WhereTF did you spawn?!"

"We really need a Medic/AT and Ammo" 10mins later "We still need that kit..."

I remember another sentence ill usually say..

hey guys.. plz give me the directions of the enemy..up there, behind me, between those rocks are no precisly directions because i dont no where you f***** watching!!!!

"Get on me for an RP!"

"Wtf are you doing you n00bs, get over here!"

"Soucy, get in the fucking Hummer, and give me a break with the bloody spec-ops kit you idiot!" *Honk* *Hooonk* *Honk-honk* *Hoooooooooooonk* *Runs Soucy over or proceeds without him* ( )

"We don't need RP's you fools! We got a Huey (or we're armour squad)"

"For the love of God... We're fuxz0red.. Tank! get down!"

"Alright, good game lads. Blame it on the rest of the team that we lost"

when playing with Rhino the most common phrase used is '' noob ''

sunken wrote:oh forgott a very popular one...i either hear or say this one in almost every game

"all the other squad are idiots we are the ones that has do do it"

Jep hear that alot but it´s just soo true sometimes.

[R-CON]Nickbond592 wrote:when playing with Rhino the most common phrase used is '' noob ''

Confirmed. In fact thats all you hear. But, I wonder why?

Jonny wrote:"the hell are you doing arjan?"

and

"covering fire [direction]" or "gimme some cover"

and of course:

"oh [expletive]"

I lol'ed but its quit true.. and going to improve it

Mines: squad what should we do?

"You got a mic?"

or as I tend to take the less than subtle approach

"Light 'em up!"

Usually does the trick...

"While we respawn, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that contrary to popular belief the HMMWV is not a f*cking submarine..."

Viper5 wrote:"While we respawn, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that contrary to popular belief the HMMWV is not a f*cking submarine..."

I lol'd

" Spread out and get out of my *** or you'll get us both killed"

"Hold your fire do not fire unless fired upon were going to sneak around"

"I said hold your fire DAMN IT!"

*whole squad blows up* "idiot"

"*name of idiot* I cant set a new rally because you were dumb enough to get us all shot when you opened fire"

"Dude the medic isn't going to heal you if you keep humping his leg"

"Check your fire your shooting civies"

and of course simple because of dramatic effect.

"Stay Frosty"

mine is normally ( even when im not SL )

"anyone speak English here?"

i never really get an answer lol

"Somebody spawn as a medic."

Sad but true.

Viper5 wrote:"While we respawn, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that contrary to popular belief the HMMWV is not a f*cking submarine..."

"****, how did I get SL? Anyone want to take over?"
??:

"And now let's go to..."
"Contact! <menace> <direction>"
"Be advised: < [typeof] enemy here/there in the map >"
"I need two of you near my position for a RP"
"Squad-X, what's your sitrep?" -> usually with no answer from that team...

"If you will not serve in battle, then I will have you serve on the Fireing line!"

-DoW FTW!

As SL:
"On me, we'll set a rally"
"We'll set a rally on the move marker"
"I'm dead"

As Comm:
"Enemy [Spawn][Unit] at Target Coordinates"

"Squad #, build that [Asset]"
"Squad #, I still need that [Asset] built"
"Squad #, build that f****** [Asset]"

"Squad #, Defend [CP]"
"Squad #, I told you to defend [CP]"
"We've lost [CP], all squads fall back and recap"
"You can't take [CP] until we recap [CP]"
"Squad #, ... ..."
*Leave*

Viper5 wrote:"While we respawn, I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that contrary to popular belief the HMMWV is not a f*cking submarine..."

I bet you typed that into squad chat

" Where the F*** are you guys going?! "

" Is my mic working? "

" Yes Siry "

" No you idiot not there! "

" Lets look for that cache "

" Skip the factory, theres nothing there! YES I MEAN IT! "

" Sorry i can't understand you "

^^

I am a better Squadmember than i am a Squadleader i believe, but at sometimes these insurgency severs are full of nooby squads, its incredible.