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"Where the apache/cobra/Z10/huey will spawn" after heaing those magical words from the pilot, who is trying to find a place to request pilot kit, you know the chances to get that working as so minimal

Me: Allright, let's move out then.
Sm: Wait, I'm just going to get the sniper!
Me:.......*Kick*

pilot:"lagging"
during an insertion on a hilltop with chopper

THEY ARE COMING!

- UP THE REAR!

SM: Hostiles right in front of us. 260 degrees!
ME: Copy that. (Started to lay down and watch to 260)
ME: I dont se...
0.5 second later.....
ME: Cease Fire! Cease your Fire!
SM: I think I just hit him
ME: Yep, and now heal me *******.

Kruder wrote:pilot:"lagging"
during an insertion on a hilltop with chopper

lol seeing your pilot chat in text as he is flying sends a shiver up my spine! just the thought that he is too busy texting he isn't payin attetion to what he should be doing lol.

what u cant shoot laser missiles in the ground!?!?!?

Phrases you DON'T want to hear in PR ?

"BEHIND YOU !!11!!1!!1!!!!!!!!"

Thing you don't want to SEE in PR....

Combat medic healing himself with field dressings. * /facepalm*

And Ive been seeing this quite often lately. It's ridiculous.

ITS A TRAP!!1!

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...mongol...

Mongol beats all of yours...

Where is Karkand/Inf only mode ?

New squadmember saying:
My frags wont kill the tank, you guys trow some more.

When commander says:

- where's command post?

or

- how can I use artillery?

and my favorite

- what's the shovel for?



(no offence to those who said it )

Often heard when I'm leading the squad

Me:"Ok, our guys are going eastward, and we're going to reinforce them from SE."
SM:"You sure? I heard tank shells there..."
Me:"Don't worry, he won't see us, he will be too busy with out main force."

Five minutes later

Me:"Ok, here we are, let me see over this hill, oh it's... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, RUUUN"

That's definetly something you don't want to hear.

Your squad has just arrived at the dam and someone says: "We just lost East Beach."

Now that is a bi7ch!

Me: Shoot that Infantry with heat rounds!

Some other guy: What are heat rounds? X(

Or

you are sneaking into the bunkers or something, and one of your squad mates decides to shoot at a guy that is like 600m away while standing up... Giving away our position and we get fubar...

"SL pls set a closer RP"

"SL lets go attack the next flag"

"lets take this chopper"

while scanning sectors as a tank gunner on kashan.

driver - "enemy t-72 bearing 365!!!!"

me - "roger, 36.....5? wait....where?"

blarg im ded