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Oh shit oh shiiiiiit!!! Keep going back, go back go back, that's a bomb car!!!!!
We were in a Humvee and went face to face with a bomb car, and we tried outrunning it in reverse. Didn't work.

In the Stryker on Ramiel:

Driver(Mantak0 : "Oh, looks like we're not going that way; IEDS."
Gunner(me): "What kind of IEDs..."
~~BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM~~
Driver: "Those kind..."

German squad in Silent Eagle:

SL: "Tank, ah ****. I don't think he saw us."
Me: "Holy piss."
*Tank backs up and has turret pointed at us*
Me: *Right as siren in game goes off*


PISS!

Squad gets into chopper.
Chopper does a side roll off the carrier deck but recovers.

Squad Lead: "Pilot can you fly?"

Pilot: "LOLOLOLO Dude I know how to fly, relax"

Boom!

"Is that a gary, or a tank?"

SM: "What do mortars sound like?"
ME: "Why?"
SM: "No reason."

Mine ahead!
*BOOOMB*
Classic

Yesterday on Muttrah,Uk warfare reality server

I make an MTLB voip squad,about 20 mins till the end,and a guy named =Coldfire880= joins.
He didn't have a mic,so he gunned and I directed him.
We were doing good,7+ kills and two helicopters in about 10 minutes,so we're on the street infront of the T-building cruising around,and I say
''we're doing pretty good''
and the moment the guy typed ''yeah'' into squad chat the DEAD screen appears
I don't know if it was a cobra or an SRAW.

The UKWF server wasn't populated so there was a skirmish map,Jabal al burj
and on the american team I go rambo and my squad is on some roof I got killed on earlier so they're telling me where the enemy is,this was in the eastern side.

SL:sch you're gonna die
ME:whos gonna die,yeah you (not made up,after i shot some guy)
SM:hahaha (rofl style laugh)
SL:there's a guy behind the wall..two guys..three guys,yeah there's a whole squad there be careful sch
ME (panicking): fuck this *runs for his life unknowing that he had mistaken the wall the enemy was behind,and runs towards the enemy)
SL:yeah,I told you,your going to die
SM:hahaha

this was with two UKWF members/admins
wolf and someone else

Don't shoot that are friendlies!

O shit I right clicked my grenade

*whole squad dies*

"We can cross the river here, just drive in"

My driver in M1 tank on Kashan.
"Is that the Apache or ...BOOM* dead... the Havoc?"

" Yesterday i was driving there and some taliban's put Arty IED on the road side be very careful BOOOOOOOOM ! Get out Get out ! " lol

"I'll just park the techie here. Don't worry, we'll be safe..."

Iuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm BOOOM Mortar right on the techie XD

I'm a good pilot. *crash* Team swearing...

"Don't worry about walking, we can have a nice peaceful chat"

Pretty classic one...
Waiting on Muttrah for a huey to arrive, it respawns, pilot gets in (Always bad sign )
We get in.

Me: You know how to fly, right?
Pilot: Yeah, im playing PR for 1 year!
Me: Okay
-30 seconds after flight-
PIlot: What does this Beeeeeeeeeeep mean btw?
Me: GET DOWN FIRE FLARES ITS AA
-We die and respawn-
Pilot: What does AA mean?

'Ah, errr, actually we'll just muller through here guys (in some techies). It'll be fine.'

Long walk, cruise control

"dude, check out the link i sent u via skype, still a long way to go!
-yeah? ok"

come back from alt-tab - dead