Re: R-DEV Chuc Norris Facts
Posted: 2015-09-07 20:09
Chuc locks on to vehicles without a laze with his portable GAU-8.
Chuc is working on a faction for Squad, it's called Chuc and he's the only member.
Chuc never needs patches, because he never bleeds. In fact, you can be revived from DEAD-DEAD if Chuc steps on your dead body by accident.
Once a JDAM landed right on top of Chuc's head. He thought it was a fly and scratched his head.
Everytime Chuc is playing on the Insurgency team as a Civi, don't try to kill or arrest him. You will get the message: "YOU WERE KILLED FOR TRYING TO HELP THE BLUFOR TEAM". Your penalty will be of 5 minutes. Don't even think of trying a second time.
When Chuc needs to work on some new animation, he stares at his computer screen for 5 seconds and his speakers say: work complete, Great Master!
When Chuc kills you in PR, consider that your "luckiest day" you have ever had.
Chuc has never been teamkilled. Nobody would dare trying.
In PR, when Chuc hits the SUICIDE button, the entire enemy team dies, but nothing happens to him
When Chuc is in your team, that match won't last more than two minutes. That is if he plays as UNARMED. If he chooses any other kit, the match will last only 30 seconds or less.
Chuc played 3 minutes of PR today. He had 843 kills and -482 deaths (yes, that's correct) just staying AFK in the MAIN BASE.
Chuc is the one responsible for keeping the PATIENT BEAR patient for all these years.
Chuc can use his shovel to take down enemy CAS.
Chuc can capture the enemy's team COMMAND POST or MAIN BASE. In fact, he can use all enemy assets without any restriction.
Chuc and place infinite permanent Rally Points, but he doesn't need the Officer kit nor to be in any Squad. Everyone can respawn at this RP.
When Chuc Norris has a serious problem he says: Chuc, please, I need your help!
Chuc knows all Chuc Facts, so he won't bother reading through this thread.
Chuc likes to take down enemy caches, with his knife.
Chuc would gladly teach you how to play PR, but you couldn't handle the pure awesomeness.
What could Chuc be doing right now? I don't know, but it is certainly something incredible never done before by any human being.
If Chuc is your friend, then you are happy, and lucky.
If you spent 24 hours a day, during your entire life, you still couldn't write all Chuc Facts in existence.
Chuc knows at all times where his enemies are, because he knows they wouldn't leave their MAIN BASE if Chuch is playing.
Once someone was complaining about DEVIATION and RECOIL, Chuc said: What's that?
When Chuc is bored, he will play as SNIPER, only to kill tanks and APCs.
Chuc can rearm from the enemy crates. No, it is not a glitch.
Chuc can spawn at the enemy FOB if he wants to, but it will collapse after he has spawned.
You want to play in a server that never crashes? Play in whatever server Chuc is on.
If you are not feeling well, think about Chuc. In fact, you probably already thought about him today.
There are more Chuc Facts than stars in the whole universe.
When an admin tries to warn Chuc, he gets banned from the PR Community.
Chuc once made a mistake: He thought he was making a mistake, but he was wrong because he was right.
Fastropes? Yep, Chuc can do it in a SKIRMISH map.
Chuc wanted to fly a jet and they said: "You need a pilot kit first Chuc". Chuc replied: "I am a pilot IRL".
Chuc still can knife the radio of an enemy firebase to take it down.
Trying to kill Chuc will get you banned, then your PR uninstalled.
You can't think of anymore Chuc Facts? That's because it is an impossible task to finish as they are endless.
Chuc is an AWESOME HUMAN BEING, but who on Earth doesn't know that yet?
