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A bit of a variation, where someone says it and someone else dies, me and a buddy are walking through Basra, looking for caches. He says "Dude, the odds of running into an enemy around here is like fourteen thousand, six hundred and BANG." Sniper. I drop.

'Do we have a squad medic?'

Bang! I die.

or

Squaddie: 'Sniper!'
Me: 'Where?'
Thwap.
Dead.
Me 'Oh, there!'

"ok there is a guy behind this corner accross the road to the north, about 50 meters, he's in the second floor of the carpark looking down on us. AR you supress him, so we can run accross the street and go through that small stairwell door. okay, ready?"
"yea"
"Go!"

Me: Medic
Medic: Where you at?
Me: Im by the stairs
-Medic comes-
Squad mate: ENEMY MEDIC
-gun fires-

I was playing Beirut on russian side and my squad went to helicopter for a ride. When we were allmost near our landing zone the pilot asked '' Hey guys how to land with this helicopter''. I think you can guess the rest of story

"Oh, don't worry, it's just a transport helo. Wait, no, never mind, that is not a transport."
It turned out to be a CAP Huey.

Let me start, this discussion was in finnish but I translate it. Map was burning sands and I was gunning tank. Btw I got 30 kills that round including cow

Me: Enemy TOW vehicle
Driver: And two tanks, fuck!
*boomb*

Watch this!

"The chances of the enemy being around here are about as likely as life being discovered on the moon"

*ambushed*

(twas on Barracuda when it first came out, driving down the road west of main - the one that always has mines and C4 on it)

Found teh thread https://www.realitymod.com/forum/f112-p ... ds-pr.html

Threads merged, thanks for the link - Spec

"You think that apache can see us?"
*Dead*

'I lost the Eurofighter'

"Is that a BMP?"

"Guys, stand back, I'll try to throw a grenade through the window." *attempts to throw* "OH NO I MISSED RUN! RUN! GRENADE! GRENADE!"

3 TKs

NOOOOOO! THE CLICK! (was in CQB and my mag was empty)

Old but gold...

mineminemineMINE -BOOM!

"Is that a friendly HAT kit or what?"

*squad under fire*
"I'm gonna try and get the medic kit..."

On patrol with my squad leader in Kongrel valley.

*ping....
That sounds like a grenade......
Nahh.....
BOOM

Dead

"Laaaa... *dead* ...g"


"OK 2m now its safe to relo..."
*dead*


"Did I switch to auto?"
*dead*