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Whenever you hear a car, you listen real hard to try to identify what it is.

You get a papercut and you're scared you're about to have your eyes randomly flash black and red jelly all over.

Hunt3r wrote:You get a papercut and you're scared you're about to have your eyes randomly flash black and red jelly all over.

And you freak out when you discover you don't have any field dressings handy to heal the injury, and start shouting for a medic.

When you start to wonder if the devs improved the graphics, when outside.

hobbnob wrote:When you start to wonder if the devs improved the graphics, when outside.

It happens a lot, I keep freaking out because the trees outside look so real.

'Limeni[BiH wrote:;1638143']Once I was speaking to my grandma and she didn't respond at all so I asked her. "are you on mumble".
She is old and a bit deaf.

Was she on mumble?

when your trying to tell your girlfriend that something is farther up on a website and you say "go north"

When your clanmate on TS tells you he's going to bed, to respawn on the 'tomorrow' FOB.

Friend: "Look, there she is!"

Me: "Where? get me a bearing or gtfo!"

When you are watching 'Battle Los Angeles' and a marine pops smoke to mark for a huey landing zone and I think; "Noooo, its bugged, the chopper pilot will only see the smoke if its thrown when he is in view range"

When your girlfriend/boyfriend walks into your room and you yell "DON'T FLASH ME NOOB!"

You see a dumptruck or a semi going down the highway and you start to check if its fake or not.

You attempt to laze targets with a laser pointer.

You stand near a parked helicopter or fighter jet at an air show and try to request a pilot kit, then wonder if you're experiencing a bug when nothing happens.

You press your mumble key while talking even though you're not ingame x(

Z8Rex wrote:When your girlfriend/boyfriend walks into your room and you yell "DON'T FLASH ME NOOB!"

hohohohohoho that made me jolly

when you go outside and feel suddenly bored by the lake of shooting

You find yourself using tactical jargon when playing other FPS games such as Team Fortress 2, and are surprised when other players don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Me: "We've got multiple hostiles in our base, get someone around their six to flank them!"

Other player: "Uh, wanna try that again in English?"

You know you play too much when you know how to speak russian,hebrew,chinese(what it is it mandarain or cantonese) and every language's jargon by heart

colodorian wrote:You know you play too much when you know how to speak russian,hebrew,chinese(what it is it mandarain or cantonese) and every language's jargon by heart

Or you start running phrases from the game through Google translate when you hear a new faction is coming out to find out what those phrases sound like in other languages.

^well at the rate the factions seem to be going we'll be at PR 2...

Last week or so on "tagesschau.de" (german news stream) there was some footage of Lybian freedom-fighters. One guy was filmed from the side while strafing right, out of his cover, towards the cam with a PKM "right-clicked" and unloading down the road (out of view).

Seriously...First thing I thought - MAN, DEPLOY THAT THING SOMEWHERE!!!

I laughed so hard about myself...