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Nugiman wrote:Enemy on second floor in a building
"I´ll throw a grenade through the window!!"


ops:

I'm bad at throwing grenades in general, so you must be better than me. ops:

"Don't worry guys, I'll just throw a nade up there."

"well at least this road isn't mined anymore"
Optimism.

PREPARE FOR ARTY IED

Me as an APC gunner:
"Hey dude be sure to watch out for mines"
"yeah i know..."
-a couple of seconds later*
"Dude drive slower there are mines reported on this road"
"I KNO*- BOOM"

??:
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Me driving off in a jeep full of my squadmates:
*the "you are leaving the combat area" thing appears*
me: "oh shit wrong way!"
squadmate: "OMG HOW DID YOU SCREW THIS UP!!?"
*everyone yelling at me while im turning around and 4 seconds remain*
Me: ALMOST THERE, OH SHI- OH SHI- .
I made it!
Squadleader and 3 others in the back died while i and another guy survived because we were in the front
Me: Oh guys sorry bout that , hop i-
*kick*
Me:
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As a sniper on muttrah:

Me and my spotter were looking down on the city*
Me: You see anyone?
Sp.: No...
Me: Alright..whats that shiny thing on the castle?
Sp.:hm...looks like a li-OHSHITITSATOW
*BOOM*


Memories

"Who is whistling?"...........................BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM
"Nade that room's window!".....frag bounces back "RU"....Bang

''Ah ****''

usually when there's a HAT flying our way.

SHITTT!

me: "Hey guys, i think we should hop out and check the bridge first."

SL: "round just started, theres no way they could have come here already."

*BOOM*

me: "i see..."

doop-de-doo wrote:Were there 3 of you trying to climb up to the road, on the ]H[ server?

Probably not that happened like last year

While playing MEC on Muttrah: "Cobra inbound, my position!"

"its cool, DB's covering us."

"No problem, we wont get locked, this cobra is a beast."

"THERES A MINE"

"Yea yea, i saw it"

We drive past the mine then blown up by an IED...

While in a Russian BTR-80A on Beirut; "I took a hit from an LAT, but I'm still good, over." Got blown up about a minute later, then was team-swapped.

in a chopper going up on the side of a mountain and suddenly the pilot said:

'shit, lag.'

"nah, no way the CAS could have seen us"

"Car sixti degr.. BOOOM!"

"Sniper at the arch-black screen you dead"

"Inside a Tank, get hit by a hat and say we fine, let's RTB, 2 seconds later Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep GTFO !"

Nice old post reviving.

"Do you know how to fly with the chopper?"
"Don't worry, I got this."
*Crashes 5 seconds after*