[List] 'oh ****' moments

[Ratface]

I'm thinking about doing this in the ms paint thread too, but I was playing on gaza mining up one of the entrances into the city as HAMAs...

Just laid down my arty ied, and when i stand up (with a shovel in my hand for whatever reason) i look down an alleyway near the entrance, and see an IDF soldier less than 25 meters away from me with a frag drawn. Inbetween him and myself I see a frag, which he had failed tossed about 10 meters away from me as I had stood up.

I run the hell up the street as I hear the grenade go off (i was lightly woudned), turned around to face the scene, and pulled out my detonator.

As not only the one fail-nade soldier, but 2 of his buddies as well, come from around the corner, they see me holding the detonator and seem to freeze for a split second.

Hoping to achieve my lifelong goal of earning my virgins, I jihaded, blowing my arty ied and killing myself and 3 enemies, all of this happening in about 10 seconds

So, in the end, one 'oh ****' moment for me when I saw the nade land right next to me, and 3 'oh **** moments' when the enemy squad saw me holding a detonator XD

[AquaticPenguin]

Playing some operation archer and getting shot at from a far off hill. so i tell my squad members to get down and suppress north. we keep getting shot and shot and shot and we all die. then i realize i had my headphones on backwards. and we were getting shot from the south :/

Aha, that's unfortunate xD. I have had it happen to me before, which was very confusing but didn't get the whole squad killed

[niho]

I played on Muttrah as US lonewolf engenier, planting some mines in south and east city, when I suddenly saw an APC camping under some building. I couldnt believe my eyes and sneak up from behind to plant C4 on the MTLB.
A great amount of happiness fills my body, just imaginating I can finally kill an APC by plating C4 on it.
I run in cover and *klick* *boom*, its finally done.

Then I saw this fucking thing still operating and beeing alife, just smoking a little bit

[ZonexNL]

Had one yesterday while playing on NWA insurgency.

I was playing as insurgent, civvie, and some other guy found a combat engineer kit belonging to the US team. He dragged it all the way to the main by picking it up, then dropping it again, then picking it up again so he wouldn't be punished for using kits which he isn't allowed to use. As soon as he made his way to the bikes at main, he planted a C4 on the bike, switched back to his own insurgent kit and drove off as some sort of 'suicide bike' or however you'd like to call it. The funny part is that another guy saw him doing this aswell, and after he drove off, he picked up the american kit with the detonator, and let it explode, thus teamkilled him, which I personally found hilarious.

[[RGG]Firefokker]

Last night on PR-Arma2 Eagle Claw as Opfor:

Trying to get a FOB up, our truck arrives outside the Village, and just as we unload we take heavy automatic fire from a building to the north.

I throw myself down and return fire, very please with myself that I appear to manage to suppress the attackers. Then I see a first mortar impact behind the enemy-occupied house and howl something silly like 'Yeah, right, get-some'.

Then I see the second impact landing smack bang between the house and our position, and just about manage a muffled 'OH SHIIIIIT...' as our own artillery walks the rounds straight into us and obliterates us all.

[PLODDITHANLEY]

NWA Burning Sands last night (Sat) as Brit.

Emerge from a garden to laze a tank in the city - it's about 5m from me. Proceed to have a dance all around the tank so close he couldn't fire I manage to run away and hide in a garden.

5mins later managed to laze him for the Apache - Revenge is sweet.

[silderoy]

Today a was playing on asad as IDF.
Well we were 2 in my sq and another 5 man sq. They went to cap east as we went west.
We were jumping over a wall and I saw 3 Hamas warriors standing up 20 meters from me searching for some enemys. 2 of them was looking at me as I passed the wall...
That was the first "OHH ****!" moment.

Somehow, I killed all 3 in one long spray , but than we got pinned down by an AR. I just wanted to reload but I heard some running close, and a man apper in front of me. I pressed the trigger and only one bullet went out, so I was thinking, "WTF, I'm on single shot???" I clicked more fast but only heard "click, click, click".
Second "Ohh ****".

Lucky me, that single bullet went straight into his head and he went down!!
But I hear another guy coming to me and my sq mate ran into a house as the PKM reloaded.
I realized I couldent reload now and it will be too late, so I took out my pistol. The man get to my sight and I aim... And than I heard the known sound of an AK armed, that "click, click", behind me!
Third "Ohh ****".

I turned around and opened fire, but then I got shot from the PKM as my movement made me visible to him...

[goguapsy]

Lucky me, that single bullet went straight into his head and he went down!!

HAhahahha good one!


COME ON GUYS... this is the OH ****! thread, not the WIN thread!

[PFunk]

"Alright everybody start running." *PKM fire immediately as we crest the hill*

"FUUUUUUCK THIIIIIIIIIIS"

*Run back into cover*

Happens once a day I'd say.

[DivineRevelant]

Killing an APC in Burning Sands with a HAT and feeling awesome, next second 2 MBTs come rolling around the corner..... u fill in the rest :S

[UTurista]

Last Night in Al Basrah was in a stryker closing to the cache, when I decide to start to go on foot, I bail 1 thing I see? a little white car...

[thedude100]

Covering a corner then having a irresistible itch that you've had for a couple of mins then right when your scratching it, someone comes around the corner.

[6Skrillex6]

Me and my clan were playing on our server when suddenly our convoy consisting of 2 Humwees gets attacked with RPG's by insurgents, the first vehicle got blown up but the people in it survived with bleedings. And the second one just kept firing, so we decided to all go on foot and abandon the vehicles as we couldn't carry everyone in them. And we were chased through the city of Karbala under heavy fire and with panic in Teamspeak. xD

Was great fun and we all came back to the base alive.

[Blackadder]

I was on spec ops mission on the harbor map when a MEC truck sees me, i clicked surrender action but guy drives his truck straight towards me, oh **** i said to my self and went prone asap,AND SURVIVED the guy ran me over, but survived, so thank god for prone

[Bor]

Once i was hiding in a house on the map silent eagle where i was defending village.
I was prone in a corner of a house and i was chatting with my squad.
I was in the middle of writing when i saw a round object fly twords me thru the window and landing right before my eyes.
Me: What is... Oh ****...

It turned out to be ff

[lagopus]

"30 seconds!!"

-Project Normandy

[Von_Gnome]

Nice save by the specialist

[MaSSive]

Oh my...who...no don't tell me who was driving that t72. Hilarious!