[List] 'oh ****' moments

[Dr Nick PHD]

Heres a link to the video on my channel
Jet fail - Battlefield 2 project Reality Teamkill - YouTube

teh jet bombed us and got a teamkill

you can see the body flying!

i was like OMG WTF lol

[Jacob386298]

Its pretty general, but the best oh **** moment is when you are an insurgent, see an LAV, drop your kit and walk out with your hand up. And see a 25mm cannon round impact your face....

[rakrakrakrak]

On Basrah I was a civi and I walked in front and then around a British sniper. There were some of his dead allies around him so I picked up one of their kits and then used the restrainer on him.

[MADsqirrel]

Playing Kashan as inf squad in the bunkers.
My people where on the northernmost bunker and got hit by a bomb of CAS.
I was on a bunkerroof 200 South of them and thought about a plan to defend the north bunkers.
After a minute i hear jet noises, looked up in the sky. Couldnt spot anything at first but then i hear a sound everyone hates. I was directly looking at the bomb going for my face.

[Arab]

On the [CIA] Server playing Silent Eagle on a mumble squad, I spawned in the base. I was following the team, then meeting up with the squad members where we went to a friendly FOB trying to go to the facility. We got ambushed on the hill by another squad and an apc from afar the east 150m from our position, no doubt observing us with the thermals and firing shots. There was about 12 of us guys running on the hills. After 5 minutes, There was only 6. Me, a squad member and some guys. They told me to stay down. One of them tried to go out of the crate and aim. He got shot. The rest got revenge for the mate, and all got mowed down.

Fearful, I cowered in to the ground with the other stenching corpses of comrades, dropped my kit and dropped my hands on the ground to play dead, hoping to fool the enemy. My heart was racing. I was nervous, thinking 'Please don't recognize me! Please leave me and the FOB alone'.

Too bad I didn't take any acting classes for playing dead as it wasn't taught in the Army.

2 minutes have passed. I heard them coming to clear the sector. I thought they were stupid enough to not notice a survivor. I was wrong. Dead Wrong to be exact.

A guy went on my body. I standed still, not getting into the temptation of firing on him and give away my position. He was moving my body with his legs. I thought he didn't recognized, but after 30 seconds I heard his rifle being aimed. 'Oh Shit!'

DEAD. I raged.

[gipakok]

I was a canadian medic in op. Marlin with my clan as we got overrun by 2-3 inf squads and an APC with a 30mm.
As our squad gets absolutely massacared I managed to somehow find a hiding place where all the enemies didn't find me as well as the APC that was 1 meter from running me over, when all of the MEC forces were going away to the objective I decided that this is the time to revive my squad. At the same second that I though about moving, a friendly HAT guy came in range, saw the APC, missed it entirely and teamkilled me while in cover. This is the story of my experience with PR.

[Arab]

I was a canadian medic in op. Marlin with my clan as we got overrun by 2-3 inf squads and an APC with a 30mm.
As our squad gets absolutely massacared I managed to somehow find a hiding place where all the enemies didn't find me as well as the APC that was 1 meter from running me over, when all of the MEC forces were going away to the objective I decided that this is the time to revive my squad. At the same second that I though about moving, a friendly HAT guy came in range, saw the APC, missed it entirely and teamkilled me while in cover. This is the story of my experience with PR.

That happened to me too once.

I spawned on a rally around J7 in a Chinese VS British map and the squad members were telling me not to come out of the bush. So I panicked, accidentally pressed Z as to get to crouch because I want to spot the APC stealthly but I was an idiot, they were all like 'Oh shit, get down you idiot!' and I'm like 'Sorry' and quickly went prone.

I was afraid to move into the bush since the apc was really close, so I stayed there. The APC moved louder and louder. One squad was like 'Oooh Shhit!'. The APC came and it ran over my leg, causing me to die! The whole squad laughed their asses off, and I overheard them saying 'Oh man the APC driver must be really confused where that sound came from.'

They all retreated.

[Mully]

Just happened on Shijia Valley in the CIA server about an hour ago.

Our squad was advancing North towards the Uranium mine when we heard a Chinese APC approaching. Our HAT kit hit the APC but the round was too close to explode. I stupidly ran up to the stationary APC and deployed two incendiary grenades and ran for cover.

As I as running away the APC engaged and killed the rest of my squad. I thought I was going to be next when I decided to drop my kit, go prone, and have my hands up, as if I was dead. The APC fired a few AP and coax rounds around me and drove away.

Seconds later, I called out to my other squadmates that I was alive after "playing dead". We managed to get all of the dead squadmembers up and won the game after retaking the airport and the city.

Always play stupid. It leads to awesome stories.

[Stolt_Yugoslav]

Guys Necromancer!

I was a sniper looking out for my squad from a hill while they capped west city. It was a map with Russians invading from a carrier of sorts a city with power plants around it.

My squad reports activity to the west of them, meaning on the other side of the hill I am on!

Long story short I end up rushing around in those bushes there, knifing 2 people and pistol killing 3.
My team even kills one of their medics.

In the end... I turn around with my sniper rifle, while walking back to my squad and I see them reviving!
I zoom in and shoot, dont know if I hit anything and at the same time I feel that moment when I know I'm going to die too, since I'm spotted as well.

I get killed.

5 minutes later I get absolutely no kills
Their last medic has managed to revive the whole team and kill half my squad with the last possible reamining squad member at his side.

[Zeno]

I guess this qualifies as "oh ****"

notice that this also caused us to loos the round i was the Bradley gunner, screaming at the screen when i understood what happened

[CivilLetsPlays]

Built a Super FOB on Khamisiyah just outside of the city. Later on in the game our position was carpet bombed by an enemy jet and I was lucky (or unlucky) enough to snap this quick pic:

And yes those are bombs under the plane that destroyed our Super FOB...

[GaL4cT1c]

I was door gunner in a CAS squad in Mutrah city. We were given the mission to cover Squad 2 on their way to the obj. I spot an enemy coming towards but it was off range of my gun so the pilot circles to give me a better shooting position (while I had on-map view of sq2 position up until this momment I havent see them with my own eyes) so my pilot circles and I see 3-4 sandstone uniforms running to a house under our helicopter and I start shooting immediately (bbfffrrruuuuururururur) leaving 3 bodies on the ground. Right after I stopped I hear my pilot saying "That WAS squad 2".

Facepalm

/Tapatalk

[Hurricane]

[Zrix]

[Zeno]

hahahahaha, did so not expect that! scared the shit out of me!

[SANGUE-RUIM]

never again... lol

[PIRAJU]