My girl dont wanna leave me alone...

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Red Halibut
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Post by Red Halibut »

Heh. If you love her, tell her. Also tell her that your love doesn't depend on things like whether you are on AIM or MSN or not. Also, if you are able to explain it, quote her this passage from Kahlil Gibran's "The Prophet".

" You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore.
You shall be together when white wings of death scatter your days.
Aye, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God.
But let there be spaces in your togetherness,
And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.
Love one another but make not a bond of love:
Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
Fill each other's cup but drink not from one cup.
Give one another of your bread but eat not from the same loaf.
Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone,
Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music.
Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping.
For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts.
And stand together, yet not too near together:
For the pillars of the temple stand apart,
And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow. "

Oh boy. Now I look like one half of those wierd mid-western couples with 2,000 fluffy toys, a collection of fridge magnets and a web page that has too many animated gifs on it, but I swear there's good advice in that passage.
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Post by bosco_ »

lol internet advice
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Post by Red Halibut »

Internet advice it may be, but it's written by a human all the same.
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Post by RikiRude »

It's all good :razz:

Plus if any of our PR wives/girlfriends happen to find this post somehow we won't all have a group sleep on the living room couch =D
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Post by BLUFOR-73 »

Hey ironcomatose, nice playing with you yesterday. Despite the TKing/helicopter stealing ********. :)
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Post by Gaz »

get her on TS. Buy her a mic. talk dirty to her while you game :) Then when she's about to *** shout 'OMG YOU F**KIN NOOB!' and she'll dump you.

Problem solved :)
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Red Halibut
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Post by Red Halibut »

I like that!

/me puts on robe and wizard hat.
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Post by G.Drew »

DirtyHarry88 wrote:Hell, as long as you're gettin your hole you're alright.
EXACTLY!

getting your hole + playing battlefield unterrupted = the good life

use your mic to talk, just configure key settings to talk to her while not talking on PR/TS then your sorted, as long as u dont get killed while talking to her and u shout 'AAAAA FUCK!!!!', she'll probably think you've stapled your nuts or something :lol:
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Post by Master Shake »

Mine gets mad that I play while she is sleeping.............sleeping...
I may resort to therapy to help me with my inner feelings about this argument...
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Post by PhiR »

Just tell her you need time for yourself. You don't have to be available to your girlfriend all the time, the same way she probably has other things to do in her life (huh, shopping ?). And girls love to talk all the time, sometimes mine spends 30 minutes explaining over the phone how her day went. While I'm shooting ragheads in PR...
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Post by [PTG]Chef_uk »

LOL at this thread

have you tired telling her the truth lol. Just say your off to play PR. If she dosn't like it then she ain't for you.

Been with my misses ten years this year. Im online everynight,all night whilst she's downstairs watching sky. Perfect marrage if you ask me :) Unless you live together it will almost be impossible to to please her and your gaming needs at the same time.
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Post by PhiR »

Red Halibut wrote:Heh. If you love her, tell her. Also tell her that your love doesn't depend on things like whether you are on AIM or MSN or not. Also, if you are able to explain it, quote her this passage from Kahlil Gibran's "The Prophet".
Someone had me reading this book a few monthes ago and it's great. Anyone having trouble with their GF could use the advise from this book (if only to find well written points to defend your playing when she'd have you doing something else).
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Post by Master Shake »

'[PTG wrote:Chef_uk']LOL at this thread

have you tired telling her the truth lol. Just say your off to play PR. If she dosn't like it then she ain't for you.

Been with my misses ten years this year. Im online everynight,all night whilst she's downstairs watching sky. Perfect marrage if you ask me :) Unless you live together it will almost be impossible to to please her and your gaming needs at the same time.
God Bless Her..
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LINJEinc
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Post by LINJEinc »

spank her....then TK her..and then u can play
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Post by drygar »

Get a Cat and insted of a girlfriend, then you have peace, (like me, lazy to get one) 8)
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LINJEinc
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Post by LINJEinc »

maybe.....but not if you got my little FpsF frag cat...he's insaine :D
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Post by Katarn »

Walleye wouldn't agree with that drygar, he's got 4 :D
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Post by Popa »

Jihad her arse!!
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Post by drygar »

I have a big one, 17years old Vet, and he have no problem to be "snuff box" container,when I play PR 8)
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Post by LINJEinc »

and here we got my mascot

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