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Hx.Clavdivs wrote:EJOD back in 0.5

I spawn in on 4 different locations and all 4 times get killed by artillery. (in a row, by the way) Within a timeframe of 10 minutes I get killed by arty in total 7 times.

It got to the point that I felt like the smelly kid nobody wanted to stand next to. Everytime a squaddie saw me they ran to the hills until I got killed by arty. AGAIN.

I had something like that on al basra durring the beta. As USMC i got TK'd 12 times in one round, mostly coming 3 or 4 times in a row. We descided that it was not safe for me to stand by the squad leader

SL left his squad and drove off leaving us to walk a little over 2000m to the next attack point. He wouldnt respond to voip maybe he didnt speak our language? Squad gets killed I survive..still walking..I see a vehicle with a 1 guy in it from another squad so I ask for a pick up..he drives right past me...keep walking...almost there between 200m to 100m...light armour comes close and its one of ours so I ask for a pick up so he stops, backs up and runs me over. Respawned on the SL later on in the game at the main base..he leaves us behind again...finaly said screw this guy and left his squad.

ArmedDrunk&Angry wrote:I'm just curious about this notion that if I create a squad called AIR, everyone is required to join my squad and follow my orders.

Your avatar is awesome

on kashan desert, create squad,so my firned an i can work together, he i the little bird and me in a tank so we can support each other, some others join my squad, and none of voip... joy -_-,

drivn along in the tank and asked if the guy knew how to gun in the tank, such as the zoom and changing the rounds, and replys 'yes' and had another guy in the 50. drivin along and spot a large amount ofenemy infantry, i stop so he can get good shots on them, i put attack marker and eveythin on them, wat does he do, turns around and shoots a friendly humvee -_-, im like WTF! are u doin u vanilla nub, no reply, the infantry manage to run over the hill, we carry on towards the objective, and spot enemy heli, i slow down and tell the guy exactly where the heli is and to page up when ready to shoot, so i can stop for him, he pages up, and gets a direct hit on the heli with a sabot, and i congratulated him, (there like dogs, u hav to fuss them over all the time like gd boy etc) but the heli survived O.o and hjad taken no damage, it comes after my tank so i start drivin as fast as i can, and doin manuvers to disrupt the tv gunners aim, he misses a coupl of shots, and gets me with the third, so i was like fair does he go me, but the guy on the 50. goes, 'u should have used smoke' in the sqad chat, -_- and how does smoke help in the middle of a desert with a heli with tv rockets and stuff that know exactly where u are,
so we respawn and i get in a tank again, this time im gunner, and the guy drivin was the 50. gunner, first of all he fires of smokes and stuff, tryin to shoot in the drivers seat, so im like ok... defo form vanila aswell, comming up to sout village after goin round the whole mountain range, and spot the heli again hovering perfectly still, i yell stop, but he carries on.. stop ffs so i can shoot him, he carries on ... FFS STOP U FECKIN NUB!!!!! he carries on drivin... heli sees us and comes towards us, the driver carries on goin, and drives as fast as he can in a straight line... get takin out first shot by the tv, and for complete irony he says i should have shot the heil -_-'

Hardtman wrote:But this opens another problem: When you order him to get somewhere fast, he just can't help but marching there in the orderly Stechschritt....

Strange, how it is that the germans here are those who make fun of germans via WWII the most

Well, if there are more Problems, just call: 0-1800-DU WERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!!!

(Fans of Family Guy will understand )

Kein Anschluss unter dieser Nummer....

Maybe because we don't take ourselfs as serious as anyone else thinks we do. And we normally don't feel personally attacked, when someone makes a joke about German stereotypes... unlike inhabitants of other countrys

I camp on carrier and wait for a BH,map Gulf of Oman ,USMC side,but my squad decides not to wait for that chopper and gets an APC starts driving,and stops just underneath me, SL&APC driver telling me on VOIP to jump in to APC,ok i jump to in to APC(literally) hit on its turret and die...

Once on kashan, I was MEC and our squad was recapping the South Village and our SL ordered us to quickly capture the Bunkers. So one of the SMs gets a Vodnik, we mount up, then I tell him to pick up the SL - by chat, no VoIP in squad
But no, guy picks up some random blue guys and drives off leaving the SL behind.
Luckily, SL got a ride, but whats even more retarded, SL didnt even kick the guy out of the squad. Also bet that the driver later on spammed for sniper kits and lone wolfed...

David.Podedworny wrote:I fell down a Well in Basrah.

i was in that game!!!!!! [name seven324]

my moment would be today. cant remember map, but we were working as a squad and one of my squad mates had HAT, he was about to fire at the apc so i ran ahead, 2 seconds later i die. he fired just as i run infront, and the round hit me.

Helmand Province, as Insurgents. We were holding both flags closes to the UK deployment area. I was defending Victor, mainly on the roof top scouting as Civilians. We managed to make the Brits bleed for a while, in addition to them killing me about a dozen times (strangely the ticket count never changed, even after they killed me w/o knives). I start noticing people who play civilians getting knifed left and right, getting too close to the Brits instead of hanging back or ambushing them. We were about 100 tickets ahead when we started to lose ground and ended up getting pushed to the last flag. That was a sad day...

This was probably more of a "Are you kidding me moment' for the other team, but I was playing as an Insurgent on Al Basrah during the beta. I spawned as an ambusher and grabbed a suicide car, and after rigging it with C4 I headed north. After nearing the main road, I saw a Merlin fly over my head. I turned around and followed it south. The Merlin got closer to the ground, and looked like it was going to land in the suburbs area. I hit the throttle and zoomed after the chopper. As I approached the chopper, I could see it was loaded with infantry and hovering close to the ground. As the crew frantically shot at me, the pilot carelessly continued to land. Knowing I had them, I played the bomber theme song as the Brits all pooped their pants. As the Merlin touched down on the pavement, my bomb car rammed into the rear of their chopper and exploded, destroying the chopper and everyone inside it.

MichSt-Spartan wrote:This was probably more of a "Are you kidding me moment' for the other team, but I was playing as an Insurgent on Al Basrah during the beta. I spawned as an ambusher and grabbed a suicide car, and after rigging it with C4 I headed north. After nearing the main road, I saw a Merlin fly over my head. I turned around and followed it south. The Merlin got closer to the ground, and looked like it was going to land in the suburbs area. I hit the throttle and zoomed after the chopper. As I approached the chopper, I could see it was loaded with infantry and hovering close to the ground. As the crew frantically shot at me, the pilot carelessly continued to land. Knowing I had them, I played the bomber theme song as the Brits all pooped their pants. As the Merlin touched down on the pavement, my bomb car rammed into the rear of their chopper and exploded, destroying the chopper and everyone inside it.

That made me Lol

WOW!

I bet that was an awesome feeling

MichSt-Spartan wrote:This was probably more of a "Are you kidding me moment' for the other team, but I was playing as an Insurgent on Al Basrah during the beta. I spawned as an ambusher and grabbed a suicide car, and after rigging it with C4 I headed north. After nearing the main road, I saw a Merlin fly over my head. I turned around and followed it south. The Merlin got closer to the ground, and looked like it was going to land in the suburbs area. I hit the throttle and zoomed after the chopper. As I approached the chopper, I could see it was loaded with infantry and hovering close to the ground. As the crew frantically shot at me, the pilot carelessly continued to land. Knowing I had them, I played the bomber theme song as the Brits all pooped their pants. As the Merlin touched down on the pavement, my bomb car rammed into the rear of their chopper and exploded, destroying the chopper and everyone inside it.

Playing the Starwars music probably made that even sweeter

My Moments either turn out to be "WTF?" Or "Are you kidding me..." moments.

I was actually playing on mestia, normal round, good VOIP squad, everything was going great... My SL and I were in east tower, both had some kind of sniper rifle/markmen kit. I had the SVD dragonuv. The brits tried to come up the ladder, I killed the first one with my scorpion, and my team mate unloaded on another guy with the PKM. So, I figure, I dont really need the SVD, go and grab a Mausen. One of the brits escaped with the RPG... SL and I are sitting there. I notice the guy looking at me with an RPG, I say over the VOIP "Get down!" And spot the guy out. Just after I do that, An RPG flies through the window, killing us both, and another guy who had spawned on the SL.

They took the east tower in three seconds on a 6 man squad. We had a rally point near by, so we won, but I just wanna know, what was our PKM gunner smoking to not see a brit running off with our RPG?!

i was playing on that vannila map daqing oilfields or something and we were pretty much winning and just capped a point so my SL was like.. "OKAY LETS MINE THE ROAD" i was like "k" and placed some mines about, 5 seconds later i notice a commander truck, about 6 people get in and it slowly starts driving going HONK HONK towards my mines, i run infront of the truck jumping firing my gun franticly for him to stop, i get run over and i get 6 punishes from the commader truck.

mrmong wrote:i was playing on that vannila map daqing oilfields or something and we were pretty much winning and just capped a point so my SL was like.. "OKAY LETS MINE THE ROAD" i was like "k" and placed some mines about, 5 seconds later i notice a commander truck, about 6 people get in and it slowly starts driving going HONK HONK towards my mines, i run infront of the truck jumping firing my gun franticly for him to stop, i get run over and i get 6 punishes from the commader truck.

Sounds like a truck full of Vanilla's....

I was in a helicopter waiting for transport the other day. As we start taking off, the helo is leaning and as it rolls onto it's side, I hop out with everyone else. Then of course he sits there trying to recover the helo whiel it's slowly flipping over and rolling around.

Annoyed, I fire a few bursts at the underbelly before it explodes. The pilot punished me for a TK.

LOL

'[R-COD wrote:Desertfox']Actually, it generally is smart to keep the APC's and Tank's away from the main battle see'ing as how they have zoom and if they are far out they make smaller targets. But if what you mean is that they werent shooting and no one was in them etc then well disregard this post

yes actually. although if i remember correctly one of the APCs was firing and providing some good support.

Earlier today when I created a jihadists sqad on Basrah.
Got the jihadcar and dropped C4 on it, then went hunting.
A few moments later I saw someone in a destructible building, I went down there full speed hitting the horn as hard as I could.
Then Birts started typing "JIHAD CAR!" In the globalchat "OPEN FIRE!" I was liek, Oh noes when my car started burning. I realised I wasn't going to last long more.
I played the music and blew my load, the two extra C4s gave it enough power to blast the building to bits and kill everyone inside, it was a pleasure watching them fly to the skies in the name of Allah!

Also on another jiahd attempt wiht the dirtbikes I lost control of it and teamkilled a whole sqad lol

Second attempt: Somebody crashed into me and he lost contorl and went into the river wiht his dirtbike.

Third attempt: This time I had one on the backseat ready with the clacker. BOOM! And we blew it up in the face of a lone Brit lol...

Hmmm, it might be that fun hearing about that.. But it was hilarious doing it and I just couldn't stop laughing in VOIP

Yesterday, playing as militia on Assault on Mestia, our squad loaded up a technical to go near munitions plant to set a rally point. Everything is fine, we wait up for some guys to load the technical, and a blue guy gets inside. While our driver was driving, the blue guy kept throwing smoke grenades. Though, I don't think he was actually throwing smoke grenades, but the throwing smoke alert, "shaska", was being yelled out every second.

Our squad gets to were we want, we get out and the blue guy teamkills our squad leader. Our squad is pissed and I teamkilled that idiot as he was trying to run away near some rocks. Then our squad leader gets kicked from the server, I think for team kills(?). Then our squad just fell apart after that and I just left the server. I remember that blue guy's name, his name was brute chaos.