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[DVB] squad learns self preservation tactics.
Posted: 2007-12-31 12:08
by Tango-1-niner
........But doesn't work.
Posted: 2007-12-31 12:39
by Rubic13

its not ms paint, cause im too lazy for that. 2 landrovers going top speed meeting in the intersection is a pretty sight

Posted: 2007-12-31 12:55
by Rubic13

my buddy spliff was lying in ambush, got a lucky shot off and headshotted the driver in the lead red car, technical following ran into the red car, ending up in a nice big explosion

Posted: 2007-12-31 14:25
by Zrix
Posted: 2007-12-31 14:41
by =Romagnolo=
LOL ! ^
Posted: 2007-12-31 14:50
by Outlawz7
Posted: 2007-12-31 17:23
by charliegrs
this really happened im not kidding..
Posted: 2007-12-31 17:46
by Hides-His-Eyes
ROFLCOPTER'd
Posted: 2007-12-31 18:00
by Wheeter
lol charlie was that on kashan? if so it's probably me who called it in

Posted: 2007-12-31 19:51
by SuperTimo
lol check this out...

Posted: 2007-12-31 19:52
by charliegrs
kashan indeed. the majestic roflcopter soars...
Posted: 2007-12-31 20:25
by Soulja
lol that reminds me one night I was leading a squad on kashan and we were going over that ridge toward the bunkers and a tank started pinning us down. 2 of the guys in the squad were in the apache and I told them to kill the tank, they were about over north village and the gunner said, "All right, taking the shot." I was like "WTF? He cant even see it" About that time a guided missile flys about 1 inch over my head and goes down and blows the hell outa the tank. Forgot the guys name but it was hilarious and scared me half to death.
Posted: 2008-01-01 01:23
by joethepro36
bump for great justice
Posted: 2008-01-01 02:06
by Fess|3-5|
Me and PFC Heissmann were out patrolling the desert of Basrah in V0.5 when the suicide semi starts barreling down on us.

For whatever reason, HEAT wasn't doing squat to it, so I'm reversing as fast as I can while he loads AP, and the truck comes ever closer blasting the jihad music...

Merely 10 feet away now, death is iminent.

At the VERY last second, it explodes.
May not look as funny, but it's probably the only time I've ever screamed bloody murder in a game.
Posted: 2008-01-01 02:09
by [TT]engineer
I've got one of my own.
Too much WWII Online I suppose.
Posted: 2008-01-01 02:27
by Raniak
"SL: Quick raniak, take out those guys on the dam while we wait for the chopper !"
"Raniak: Roger"

"Raniak: Oh... I remember now, I don't know how a grenade launcher work !"
"Player: Raniak have been kicked"
Posted: 2008-01-01 02:30
by budvarholsten
Ever been in this situation, yet you still keep respawning at the same rp, knowing dam well that it is camped, but still, you think it might just be safe next time.
I still do it, and I'm sure all of you have, and if you say you haven't then your'e a liar

Posted: 2008-01-01 02:31
by Fess|3-5|
One more, this time on EJOD

Yes, Spoerl was standing fully exposed on top of my tank firing his pistol into a crowd of enemies.

Nothing like watching one shell send 14 (Confirmed, but not drawn) newly dead MEC guys flying over a 4 story building...
Posted: 2008-01-01 03:26
by naosednax
I am not in the mood for M.P. so i used C.P. LOL
EDIT my image was HUGE so i linked it
Posted: 2008-01-01 13:42
by Chuffy
I actually did this in Photoshop. I hate Paints interface and controls.
This was back in Basrah 0.5. A BH got taken down and SURPRISE SURPRISE someone did the usual "BLACK HAWK DOWN!" thing. Funny thing is, they typed it out in the middle of a firefight, standing up, exposing most of their body. Well, I think the comic makes it pretty clear what happened next.
I actually said "thank you to whoever shot that guy."