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Harrelson wrote:some insurgent boasting on basra after he bagged a brit

ITS ME! ITS ME !

I hope the pic tells it all In the beginning of the round @ Mestia

Can’t remember who exactly said these ones in the tournaments Campaign V, used some of them my self afterwise.

Anyway, here some of them come:

"WC in the wire!"

Bang me on Bi Ming

Shaven Mates

LEGO COMMANDER

Is it true people in Denmark speak Danish?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yes.

So you’re saying that when they begin throwing nades, we should actually spread out?
Yes that is what i am saying
Like in spacing out
Yes
Copy

(A SL during a battle) Need to go buy a pizza, will be back in around 30 minutes. Have fun.

Have you at all any idea; how boring your non-native English voice is listening too? God!

It’s not difficult to understand at all Mike, if i say the enemy is on my right and i am facing North, then...the enemy is ...on my right, okay!

Yeah we kind of forgot requesting those kits through chain of command, but now we got them, so i think we should keep using them.

Bang me on Bi Ming

Kravixon, I bet.

DenniZ-NL wrote:[R-Dev] Spearhead : Who was that lousy shot?

Yesterday evening, after my newbie friend couldn't get a good shot on him while playing Fools Road on Thors Brigade

That explains

Oh every body knows me knows I play as marksman and say this ALOT "D*mit, Don't die on me guys ... F**K!?!? Now I have to fight my way out alone"

Someones response to stop the baseraping:

"It's not rape it just surprise sex"

Sadist_Cain wrote:Playing as brits in 0.7 on OGT

Just getting used to having no minimap


"Who's this guy next to me in the trenches?"

"Not me Squadleader..."

*checks map*
"The map says I'm all alone, oh cool. they're chinese!"

yay for no minimap

Remember grass learned chinese

It was midday, the sun beat down on a raging battle between the British and the Insurgents. Two British soldiers in particular were pinned down on the second floor of a building, and decided to start lobbing grenades out of the window...

"Right, nades out"

"Oh shit...I don't know where that went"

BOOM

On a Basrah game, we were in VCP for a little while when we saw an Insurgent car speeding down the road. Our automatic rifleman was expedient and forceful in 'redirecting' the unwanted traffic.
(This was over universal chat)

"STOP or I'll shoot!"
--silence--
"I said STOP!"
--silence; car is about 250m away and gaining--

The auto rifleman looks into his sights and unloads his ammo box into the car. The driver dies, and it explodes about 40m in front of him.

"When I say STOP, then dammit, I mean STOP!"

We didn't see too many more speeding insurgent cars that round.

my squad was on a hill with a supply truck and theres a crate behind the truck and as we're loading into the truck, a guy gets stuck between the truck and crate and is crushed to death so our squadleader notices and is like

"omg everyone get out of hte truck and revive him! he should be behind the truck..."
*gets out and goes to check out the dude and sees that the truck is slowly rolling backwards*
"okay never mind..hes under the truck now"

"OMG WTF! Why cant i solo in Heli!" - One of my squadmates on .5 basrah who kept soloing with the Cobra.

We were flying over the lake in Qinling with the Merlin, when our squad leader suddenly says

"Uh guys, let's scratch the rally point idea."

"Why"

"Our pilot just died."

Needless to say, our full squad died.

I was playing as a riflemen on Ejod desert on the USMC side, we where doing some ehavy fighting in the middle of the city, I was with some grenaider from my squad (cant remember his name) and he said this over voip

Grenaider from squad: "I'm running out of forties, we are taking fire from two sides, and you smell like a pig farmer. I don't think I like this."

Chaosdragon001 wrote: "Uh guys, let's scratch the rally point idea."

"Why"

"Our pilot just died."

hahahahahaha

on mumble the other day at asad khal knife fight,

not me saying but the highlight is "you gonna give me an erection, boy!." LOLOLOLOL

"Anti-Tank Light Poles".

In reference to light poles on maps like AlBasrah that can stop a C2 Challenger Tank dead in it's tracks =)

- JM40.

Here you hav egot alot of them