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Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-13 13:10
by Herbiie
Pudding Overlord wrote:I believe it was on Operation Archer (can't remember for sure) and I was on the insurgent team. We were harassing the Americans who had taken the airfield and we had found a car to play music with. Well most of our time was taken up riding around in this car listening to the music constantly, dance parties, and head banging (one instance of which involved driving very close to a tank to leave the airfield). All the while I was driving. So the squad leader died when out of the car and we were going to meet up with him on the far side of the map were the cache was. So we proceed playing music and going along the main road as before... and then we reach a valley. At the entrance we see at least one friendly squad just sitting there with trans vehicles and the question came up from several of us, "why are they just sitting there? Oh well lets keep on going." So as we go through this valley, listening to the music as before, out of nowhere up on a ridge a squad of Marines ambush us and mow us down before any of us could return fire. '~'
I think that'd be Al basrah - and they're British, not American.
Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-13 13:57
by Nick_Gunar
Ramiel, an awesome car chase between a hummer and a tactical in the middle of the city (I was on the back seat). The gunner got shot, I take his seat then I start firing while the driver tries to escape and lure it to a nearby minefield. Guess what?.... drivers got disconnected and I was like a sitting duck lol. I quickly took the driver's seat, drove couple of blocks but I didn't make it

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Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-13 16:20
by goguapsy
Nick_Gunar wrote:Ramiel, an awesome car chase between a hummer and a tactical in the middle of the city (I was on the back seat). The gunner got shot, I take his seat then I start firing while the driver tries to escape and lure it to a nearby minefield. Guess what?.... drivers got disconnected and I was like a sitting duck lol. I quickly took the driver's seat, drove couple of blocks but I didn't make it

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My squad was once chasing... guess what. A bomb car. .50cal opens up RATTATATATATTATATATA bomb car turns in a corner. I say on VOIP "Wait... we are chasing a bomb car?". We were. Guess who had just made a uber-mega-blaster-1337 U-Turn.
Also, later, we chased another random vehicle. Lost it on the out of bounds field... 9 of our SQMs died (yes, we tried to retrieve that HMMVV...)
Both were in Ramiel.
Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-13 16:31
by mr.cuddelywuddely
flying with my squad in a chopper over east city centre of mutrah. when suddenly we get hit by aa. Everybody is still alive and we all thought we were ok. Then we noticed that our chopper pilot was killed. The chopper leaned over and started a steap dive towards mosq. Everbody started screaming and asking higher powers for help. To no avail. the chopper bounced of the mosq and we crashed and burned on the main street.

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-14 04:07
by TmanEd
This one turned from "OH SHI-" to "OMG EPIC"
We were playing some map, I don't remember the name, but it was British vs. MEC with farms and fields around. We had just beat the enemy out of a village, and were defending it. We must have been doing a good job at it, because they called artillery on us. So, making the astute observation that falling explosives probably aren't very good for my health, I haul *** out of the village to meet up with the rest of my squad. About no sooner than I was 50 meters away, the whole village was engulfed in explosions.
So, since the enemy would probably be coming soon, we needed a ride. We find a truck, get it, and start driving out as soon as enemy forces come into the town after the bombing. We were hauling ***, tracers flying past the truck, with everyone in back returning fire. We made it to a hill that the truck couldn't get over, so we got out and went over it on foot, while they had a machine gun shooting at us. Only three out of the eight or so we had made it.
It's things like these that make me really love this game.
Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-14 05:33
by doop-de-doo
Going through the bunkers in Kashan, some enemy squad in there threw smoke so I was invisible (and blind). I step through the smoke and see a support gun deployed and run back up the back stairs warning off my squad mates. Naturally that support gun won't see me throw a grenade through the smoke, so I run to the bottom of the stairs...throw...and it comes back. I had hit a wall.
Later, I managed to plop myself down right in front of the same guy. No time to aim, or get back up.
Fun stuffs...

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-14 06:07
by Anhkhoa
Herbiie wrote:I think that'd be Al basrah - and they're British, not American.
Actually, it is Archer. The airfield he's talking about would be in the top right corner. Basrah's airfield is the British uncappable main.
Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-14 10:20
by Herbiie
Anhkhoa wrote:Actually, it is Archer. The airfield he's talking about would be in the top right corner. Basrah's airfield is the British uncappable main.
(one instance of which involved driving very close to a tank to leave the airfield)
No Tanks On Archer

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-14 14:25
by CareBear
there are tank wreck statics

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-14 14:50
by bondsan
spotting the yellow detonator cap on the j-dam
Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-14 17:50
by BloodBane611
spotting the yellow detonator cap on the j-dam
lulz
We were playing some map, I don't remember the name, but it was British vs. MEC with farms and fields around.
Sounds like Asad Khal. That map is made of win. Definitely sounds like an epic round.
Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-14 18:11
by Tofurkeymeister
I was on the second story of a Muttrah building critically wounded. My squad leader, who was medic, popped smoke and revived me. I ran towards the nearest door (for I was in an open walkway on the 2nd floor) and hit the ground. As I turned around to see if my squad leader was coming to heal me I saw a grenade lying 1 meter in front of me.
I literally shouted
O ****!
This was shortly followed thereafter by a black "Dead" screen.
Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-14 19:01
by scope
When I start a squad. Call for a mic check and all I hear is prepubescent squeaks and 12 year old gangsters...oh ****.
Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-14 20:49
by Tomato-Rifle
Was on top of the big hotel on muttrah, there was a downed soldier on the top, there was slight smoke on top, but i threw some more. I revived the guy and then ran back behind that little thing on top of the hotel, and told him to follow me.
He ended up falling of the hotel and dive into the concrete below

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-14 21:12
by UKrealplayER666
First time on Qwai River, I jump in a nice shiny apc with my freindly driver, we drive to the Government Offices (This was in the days of helos), we sit there for a while searching the skys, then the ground, then the skys, then again the ground, as i look to the ground i hear the sound of a chopper above us, not checking my mini map and with no warning from my gunner i aim up to where i think it is and open fire, "UKrealplayER666 [Teamkills] ..." God damn it! i hold my head in dispare. then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!, some blokes run up to my apc, droped a nice packet of squidgy C4 on my rear end and blown me to peices!
-20 tickets
oh **** indeed
Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-15 09:32
by Drasis
On Barracuda Infantry, was holding the North Rock... I was in the western pillbox, pretty suppressed... Turned around to leave and... *boing* there's a frigging grenade right in my face. Screamed out "Oh SH**!", and by some miraculous maneuver managed to survive the blast, although I was in pretty bad shape.
Other one might be at Al Basrah, I was shoved as a leader of an insurgent squad... We were defending cache in the center, it's all nice and quiet, no Britons for a while... One of our guys goes out to take a look and I see an APC coming in fast. Shouted out "APC! Para (being the name of the guy) hide!", and ran for the cache to fetch an RPG. However, got an APC round right in the face. Lying there dead I could soon hear a loud boom... My mates had got the APC.
Grown wiser from that, I had a sapper mine the archway pretty soon. And hence, we got another APC, which managed also to block the way pretty nice... Didn't see much APCs after that
I just love this game.
Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-15 13:19
by 0blivi0us
This 'Oh ****' moment is not a moment where i died. but more a great mumble experience.
I was playing Kashan as infantry, we were assaulting north bunker as US. We had a fabulous squad and the teamwork was ace. Ofcourse this was on the Reality Teamwork server in the good 'ol days. We were assaulting the bunker and were being suppressed by 2 MEC riflemen inside of a small bunker. The ones on the corner entrances of a bunker.
My squad was pinned but i managed to get out of the ditch when the guys in the bunker were reloading. As it was back then the RT mumble channel was a whole. everyone was in one channel. I tossed a grenade through the window and yelled 'SURPRISE!' over mumble.
- 'Grenade!' One replied
- 'Oh ****!' yelled the other one.
Needless to say, they didn't get out of there in one piece.
one more:
Last night, defending Mining Facility on a map i can't remember the name of. We were taking fire from 2 APC's, i took one out with a LAT kit. We held fast and took down multiple waves. When our party was quickly interrupted by SL's yelling 'JDAM' 'JDAM' over mumble 'MOVE! JDAM'.
A soaring sound and multple 'Oh ****' 'Shit' 'Oh Figglesticks' loudly interrupted by a big explosion.
Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-15 14:48
by Phantom2
This was on Operation Barracuda.
As US Team we decided to hold a flag, we were in a fire fight with another squad up
in the mountains, after reviving people a few times, a squad mate died, then another, and then another so fast I thought it was an aimbot until I saw a chineese guy running with
a knife at me and I continually shot at him and I gotten knifed. Our squad was completely
surprised.
Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-17 14:54
by SalimShaker
I had one on Mutrah some time (USMC):
We crossed a road in two groups of 3 men and moved into an alley with one of those buildings with a stairwell on each side. I was in the 2nd group and decieded to go up the first stairs where a crate (wooden, not supply) is directly below me (important!). My buddies were watching our six and the 1st group turned right.
Seconds after that is saw 3 or 4 MECs coming from the left, shooting down our SL and the other 2 guys. My buddies turned around, walked around the earlier mentioned crate and opened fire. I had no LOS so I went down the stairs, saw one of them die and moved back up..."oh ****...just hide a sec...PANIC!"
Now for the funny part:
As my last buddy falls back towards the street the MECs decide to rush around the corner(crate) to get the last one (i was unnoticed yet). As they are right in front of me i jump onto that crate, switching to burst, shooting one of them and crouch. They didn't know what hit them and started spinning and running around like crazy to spot me.

All i had to do was frequently stand up and shoot at one of them. My buddy also joined the fun as these guy where distracted.
Another much shorter story on Kashan:
I was on top of one bunker at SB inside the stairwell looking for enemys on NB. Soon i was taking fire but couldn't see them. So i stepped back. Not downstairs but onto this ledge right next to it. Then I had a brief moment to look at a HUGE grenade from a m203 that missed me very close

Re: [List] 'oh ****' moments
Posted: 2009-11-17 15:05
by Ironcomatose
Im taking off in a EURO Fighter on quinling and as soon i left off i turn left to get into the fight. There was a poll that had other ideas and i had just finished "stealing"(dont worry he was sitting next to me so its all good) it from a friend of mine who just started playing PR.
