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noo, they tested 0.8 for so long and decided that fastropes are bad...
someone, get over to the suggestions and post another one...

You won't say that when the Confidential 0.8 "Tester's Findings" Report comes out. We're going to recommend the following changes to version 0.8:

1. J-10 needs putting back to vBF2 physics.
2. Remove the new maps, too stressful to play on. Replace them with "Spam at Karkland" and "Road to Jalalalalabad" from 'nilla. Nice, simple gameplay.
3. New weapon animations are too graphic and depict information that could be used by angry youths to learn how to fire an assault rifle. Remove and replace with "Love Guns" that shoot flowers at people.
4. Fastropes sucked. Get rid and replace with a Stargate system from Carrier to land.
5. AT-AT walker should be removed from Bi Ming and put on Kashan.
6. Ewok Village on Assault at Mestia needs expanding.
7. B-Wing handles like a PoS, replace with Cylon Raider.
8. The rideable horses buck too much, making them too hard to control.
9. Level 60 mounts need nerfing.
10. DOT damage from the 'Banhammorz!" spell is too weak.

awesome...
rofling so hard, I think I wont be at full health when 0.8 comes out

Pvt.King wrote:Yeah, he "photoshoped" my BF2 server menu yesterday too, I saw the server.

Same here, saw it the other day. Didn't think much of it though, just got back to the battle .

Then my xfire is photoshopped to because all my clannies is playing 0,8 stress test

'[R-DEV wrote:Masaq;767799']You won't say that when the Confidential 0.8 "Tester's Findings" Report comes out. We're going to recommend the following changes to version 0.8:

1. J-10 needs putting back to vBF2 physics.
2. Remove the new maps, too stressful to play on. Replace them with "Spam at Karkland" and "Road to Jalalalalabad" from 'nilla. Nice, simple gameplay.
3. New weapon animations are too graphic and depict information that could be used by angry youths to learn how to fire an assault rifle. Remove and replace with "Love Guns" that shoot flowers at people.
4. Fastropes sucked. Get rid and replace with a Stargate system from Carrier to land.
5. AT-AT walker should be removed from Bi Ming and put on Kashan.
6. Ewok Village on Assault at Mestia needs expanding.
7. B-Wing handles like a PoS, replace with Cylon Raider.
8. The rideable horses buck too much, making them too hard to control.
9. Level 60 mounts need nerfing.
10. DOT damage from the 'Banhammorz!" spell is too weak.

NDA Mas!!! NDA!!!

Someone gets 806 points...

'[R-DEV wrote:Masaq;767799']You won't say that when the Confidential 0.8 "Tester's Findings" Report comes out. We're going to recommend the following changes to version 0.8:

1. J-10 needs putting back to vBF2 physics.
2. Remove the new maps, too stressful to play on. Replace them with "Spam at Karkland" and "Road to Jalalalalabad" from 'nilla. Nice, simple gameplay.
3. New weapon animations are too graphic and depict information that could be used by angry youths to learn how to fire an assault rifle. Remove and replace with "Love Guns" that shoot flowers at people.
4. Fastropes sucked. Get rid and replace with a Stargate system from Carrier to land.
5. AT-AT walker should be removed from Bi Ming and put on Kashan.
6. Ewok Village on Assault at Mestia needs expanding.
7. B-Wing handles like a PoS, replace with Cylon Raider.
8. The rideable horses buck too much, making them too hard to control.
9. Level 60 mounts need nerfing.
10. DOT damage from the 'Banhammorz!" spell is too weak.

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The rideable horses buck too much, making them too hard to control.
So, the conventional forces get horses, can the Militia get bear cavalry?


Since people have time for humorous .8 lists, maybe .8's getting closer. /speculation

lol @ the bear pictures! Made my day

WildBill1337 wrote:its like a UFO sighting lol

your're being stupid! theres no such things as red servers in testing. do you realise how scientificaly impossible that is? why would they travel 3000 light years just so we still cant play it?

I find it interesting though. Even if it was 0.807 Stress Testing server, why would it be in a PR 0.756 server list? Makes you wonder, hmm?

Its a double bluff

jaspercat444 wrote:I find it interesting though. Even if it was 0.807 Stress Testing server, why would it be in a PR 0.756 server list? Makes you wonder, hmm?

simple, had some trouble running it on servers under the title of pr_0807 due to something being referenced to the pr folder, so we had to install under the pr folder after backing up our old one.

Means nothing, lol, you guys look way into these meaningless things

Is this a joke?
British Humor, perhaps?
Stress test with 26 people?


Oh wait I know - they're stress testing us.

Yeah its a big fat joke played only on you....

Try monitoring it for a few hours

hehe the insurgents team name is Middle East Insurgents

thank you xfire

^^

SocketMan wrote:Is this a joke?
British Humor, perhaps?
Stress test with 26 people?


Oh wait I know - they're stress testing us.

v.8 is getting boring

They all switched over to the 0.9 server I bet

Dev's I've been meaning to bring up a point about .8 with you. I strongly feel the Abram's new Missile Defense system is too strong. It shoots down all incoming missiles, which is complete BS if you ask me. Coupled with the budget cuts to the MEC, removing their T-90's, Kashan 2.0 is just imbalanced.

Well, you think the MEC get it bad? Big Red has been replaced with the REAL Optimus Prime!! just shoves that sword thing right through the challenger, it brings a tear to your eye so it does...

Dr2B Rudd wrote:Well, you think the MEC get it bad? Big Red has been replaced with the REAL Optimus Prime!! just shoves that sword thing right through the challenger, it brings a tear to your eye so it does...

Tears of joy?

Sadist_Cain wrote:Tears of joy?

no, tears of joy are the reason that Argos catalogues are laminated.

When the majestic challenger is ripped apart by a extra terrestrial alien they are tears of amazement, a whole new kind of tear.

Without breaking any NDA stuff, how is the stress test going? has it been a sucesses or has there been major issues arrising ?